when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

When Russia makes this post illegal

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild

highlights of the responses:

Somebody ate a hole in the flour.

Any idea who it could be?

[Image ID: The first image is of a low shelf along the floor full of cooking ingredients. The bag of flour has a large hole in the bottom corner.

The second image is of a brown bunny with its face covered in flour. End ID]

best babysitter >:}

nothing makes me sadder than people using the art freaks to refer to just janis and damian. i thought we had a small questionnaire/exquisite tap number about this. is the general consensus that cady snake meat eater heron purchased a full ex-bride costume from like. walmart. no that's real blood and she is an art freak thank you for listening to my ted talk

Janis: You used your own blood for a Halloween costume? That's so metal

Cady: It's not my blood

Janis: But I thought you said it was real?

Cady: Oh, it is, it's just not mine

Janis:

Cady:

Janis (to Damian): Yeah okay, we're keeping her

Bothering the beast

Pov: you're about to be bullied so bad you'll need another 4 years of therapy

queer solidarity in action 👍🏻

YES YES I NEED THIS SIGN IN EVERY SINGLE PARK PLEASE

This is my daily struggle, I had so many arguments with people with off-leash dogs (in a mandatory leash area!!!). Thanks to this behavior I'm struggling with Kim being anxious/aggressive with other females as she often gets involved in unpleased interactions with free females while on leash. And every single time that I ask for the dog to be at least recalled, I'm being called names and insulted of course.

Also 9 out of 10 their dog isn't really that friendly at all.

i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground

'Cus you know, it's biology.

My new sticker designs :)

Available on: Burboi's shop (redbubble.com)

BYE

soft asks to get to know people

*clears throat, stands up*

You guys, Passover is in a week, and my kitchen is a cha-mess!!

*sits back down* Thank you. That will be all.

Obsessed with Miles absolutely melting while thinking about Gwen and creating art while she's bottling up her feelings for him and violating the drums. They're both experiencing the same feeling, reacting completely differently to it and expressing it through art in different ways. Obsessed with how his montage feels calmer than hers, hers quickly turns agressive especially towards the end.