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no rain no rainbow

@crossguild / crossguild.tumblr.com

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lillagrim
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relelvance

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

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piedude

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

i mean, are we wrong

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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Love women who love the brine of life...Pickles, Olives, pickled jalapeños, sun-dried tomatoes, pickled ginger, pepperoncini, kimchi, pickled red onions

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reblogged

even if straight women did dominate m/m shipping to the degree people like to claim (which I’ve never seen substantiated and which has never reflected my own fandom experience), it wouldn’t hurt to maybe extend a little empathy with regard to why women who are attracted to men might find straight erotica painful and alienating to consume. perhaps apply some critical thought before whipping out fetishization as a trump card. 

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"Love is what separates us from the animals" no. Bears also fuck and seagulls love their babies. What separates us from the animals is our physical need for, and mental capacity to produce toilet paper.

The line of causation goes like this:

  1. Moving down from the trees requires new kind of mobility.
  2. Upright posture requires different muscles, suddenly buttocks are required to keep legs and spine aligned as they should be.
  3. Big upright ass muscles require immediate energy, and a fat layer to both protect and feed the muscle, hence buttcheeks.
  4. Upright running is surprisingly efficient, you can run down prey much larger and/or faster than you because you just will not stop to rest.
  5. More meat means more energy, which means more brain and more buttcheeks.
  6. More brain and more buttcheeks means more running, better hunting, and more meat, which means more brain and ass.
  7. Eventually brain and ass reach critical mass and farming is discovered, transition from hunter-gatherer societies means new challenges and opportunities for things like shelter, property, and sanitation.
  8. Instead of shitting wherever convenient and cleaning by whatever means hunter-gatherers do before heading off somewhere else, people need to come up with designated shitting points and some sort of ass-cleaning supply that can live up to the demand.
  9. ??????
  10. Toilet paper.

intrigued by the implication that medieval europeans were a type of animal

My point here was that having an ass that requires cleaning is the defining trait of humanity, not that non-toilet paper cultures are not human.

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booasaur

Sudan still desperately needs aid--it needs a lot of things, but it is approaching a dangerous point with famine and mass death due to hunger imminent.

These are the kinds of headlines we're getting now:

Here's an ongoing fundraiser:

I linked it before, to help with Ramadan, but it's an ongoing initiative, the need has not stopped.

I picked this gofundme because it's been boosted by people I trust and you can see pictures online of the food they've provided, e.g.:

But I also picked this because you can see the amount of donations. It's 2pm ET on Saturday, April 20th right now? For the next week, whatever's donated, I'll match for a total up to $2,000 (we'll say 2,750 CAD, since the gofundme is in Canadian dollars).

You don't have to send me a receipt, I just ask that you donate and boost.

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One Piece Panel Picks - Chapter 302

Beautiful narration to conclude this arc

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prokopetz

It's wild to me when people try to frame their dislike of a fictional character as objectively correct by citing how they imagine that character would behave in some hypothetical circumstance. Like, you're not even making up a guy to get mad at – you're taking a guy who's already made up, making up a second guy based on the first made up guy, then getting mad at the second made up guy.

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ricketricket
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