robot boy

btw this isn't a vague/subtweet (post?) or anything but just so y'all know, there's a way to mark things as "inspired by" on ao3

you don't have to just put it in the notes!! very cool under-utilized feature

This is an underutilized feature of AO3, and a great way to credit the work you might be taking inspiration from.

It's also useful because it will link your work on the work it's inspired by! A little section pops up to say "Works inspired by this one:" and a hyperlink at the bottom of the original fic.*

And then anyone who finds the fic that inspired you will have the option to read your fic too and anyone reading your fic has the chance to go read the fic you loved so much you had to write about it! Everyone wins!

*The author does have to approve that link, it doesn't just pop up on it's own, but in my experience as someone who enjoys gifting fic it's usually well received.

PLEASE use this feature! Its so cool! And it is a great way to drice traffic to both the original and inspired by work since it automatically provides a direct link. You can also connect translations! Which is amazing! This is a super great feature on ao3!

been reading a lot of haunted/sentient house books in the past couple years, and i've encountered 3 main types of narrative: 1) the house loves you and that's a good thing 2) the house loves you and that's a bad thing and 3) the house hates you and that's a bad thing. this leaves a gap for a potential fourth type of story-- the house hates you and that's a good thing. excited to see if hauntologists delve into this quadrant and what it looks like if they do

Audio: revving noises, fast electronic music

guy who gets home from being held hostage by another guy and the first thing he does is google “i think i like men”

yoda’s lineage has 2 sith lords and a drop out lol

Don’t forget Luke, who stopped the Sith as a direct consequence of not listening to Yoda.

Noooooo they retconned Star Wars Jizz

You can have my Jizz when you pry it from my cold, dead hands

no but silver canonically had to have had weird dreams abt flint. like 🤡 i am not psychosexually obsessed with that man 🤡 dreams

in 303 he has a dream where he guts flint like an eel and climbs inside of him and it’s warm in there and dark and he has never felt so held in his life and then he wakes up and instantly smashes the REPRESS button

#flint also has fucked up dreams abt him but he just jerks off abt it like a normal gay person

straight up the plot of ships in the night

real

making a collection

How come I've known about the stupid "No Underwear In Space" word of god for ages but never once considered the situation wherein none of these characters are wearing underwear

Neither of them are wearing underwear

None of them are wearing underwear

According to the Star Wars wiki these are the only characters who wear underwear

Thank you for this information

invitation.

Robot disabilities. Robot who charges slowly and loses power incredibly fast and is always tired. Robot with malfunctioning lenses and can’t process visual information properly. Robot that can’t process anything too large and at a fast rate or else they’ll shut down. Robot with limbs screwed on too loose/just can’t attach correctly, so if they’re not careful they fall out. Robot disabilities,,,

crabs are literally being forcefemmed by barnacles every day and no one ever talks about it

sacculina makes me go a little insane honestly and not even for strictly transgenderly reasons... its life cycle involves attaching itself to a crab, producing eggs in place of that crab's eggs, and using the female's natural "egg dispersal" technique to, well, disperse its own eggs; but what do they do if they attach to a male host? give up and die? of course not, they simply instigate a hormone cascade that fundamentally changes the crab forever. easy!

and this is just what being an arthropod is like most of the time. bugs get parasitized like CRAZY. theyre the worlds most hijackable machines and you better believe the biosphere is taking advantage of that fact

and, sure, you know what, its yuri. fuck it. theyre raising kids together. this is the ideal liberal family: barnacle mother, absentee barnacle father, and beautiful transgender crab mother

The last of us except the Cordyceps is replaced with this

we teach girls to shrink themselves, to fit themselves more compactly in a transistor. we expect girls to double in processing efficiency every two years. we say to sufficiently advanced girls, you are indistinguishable from magic

i loooooove giving my ocs perpetrator trauma. you hurt people, used and abused and destroyed them, and you will never wash out that stain. you will grow resentful of forgiveness because you refuse to forgive yourself. they don't know what you did like you do. you wear that knowledge like armor, like a sick badge of shameful pride. you can't cut off the hand that struck out and throw it away. you can't pull out your teeth and become something kinder, something more vulnerable.

trucker cap that says “FISH ARE INDIFFERENT TO ME / I AM NOT WELCOME IN THEIR HOLY PLACES”