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“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are.  He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.

Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.

I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast.

“barely a Guy Gardner” is the sickest comics related burn I’ve heard to date. 

Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path!

SCREAM

(first tiger jumps in) *laughing* Vanya, what is this? Van’ … Van’, get out of the boot, Van’. (second tiger approaches) Mishka … let’s go. Mish, let’s go. Mishka! Mish, let’s go. Come on, sit. Sit. (third tiger comes in) Bonya, you too are here! Ok let’s go guys. Let’s go! *starts singing* x

Big cat stuff can often be sketchy even if the content looks cute, so I clicked on the source for the video and this guy apparently runs a sanctuary for rescue tigers and other big cats near Moscow. His YouTube bio is in Russian, but here’s what it says according to Google Translate:

So you can feel happy knowing that these big dumb cats are loved and being looked after.

DC Rebirth Holiday Special 001

Christmas came early this year! DC Rebirth Holiday Special references the kinky “Diana’s Day” story from Wonder Woman #3 of William Moulton Marston’s original run, it also happens to be the single greatest Wonder Woman story ever published! True fact.

I’m taking this as canon confirmation that Rebirth Diana is just as into lesbian bondage as her Golden Age counterpart. Nobody can tell me otherwise!

+ Bonus-Superman’s Reaction:

Just had to make a brief return to this blog to make sure you all saw this. I flipped out when I realized what I was reading!

Happy Independence Day from Parks & Recreation

New Super-Man #11 Variant Cover by Bernard Chang

Somebody has to save our skins.

Run the World 

Bonus:

What movie or show is this?

NBC’s Powerless. It’s airing on Thursdays and also on Hulu.

Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher watched  the  Yoda - Rockin’ and Rollin’ video together

i love this. and i love that Mark enjoyed the SW bad lip readings so much that he dubbed Han Solo for them XD

Sooooo @thedrawingduke & I have been a lil obsessed with Dev Patel & Riz Ahmed which has led to the idea of them playing Sherlock & Watson

Ok this is a mess and probably not a good likeness of either, BUT hear me out: Book accurate Sherlock with Dev Patel as Holmes and Riz Ahmed as Watson? Please?? I’ve convinced myself that I need this. Patel’s Sherlock would 10/10 shake a baby’s hand (among other actual canon Holmes shenanigans). Besides, Riz already has that long-suffering “what have you done now, Holmes” look.

Partially inspired by this photo post of the boyz at the Oscars. 

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In the episode 4x09 (”Pulling Strings”) Queen Mary wears this gold lace dress and veil made by Reign Costume department. The fabrics were supplied by Fabriluxe and the gorgeous embellishment on the bodice was hand embroidered by Laurie Lemelin of Abrash Embroidery.

Worn with a Paris by Debra Moreland custom headpiece, Alfredo Laggia custom necklace and earrings, Gillian Steinhardt ‘Lover’ ring and a pair of Rene Caovilla pumps.

HQ stills are from @ffaupdates, pictures of embroidery are from @abrashembroidery on Instagram.

Official Key Art for Star Wars Celebration Orlando 2017 (Colourised)

(Original by Paul Shipper)

(better quality)