friend: what are you doing this halloween?

me: smacking the shit out of complete strangers repeatedly for hours

friend: what

me: boop

This is what an evil boop looks like.

Mad with boop power! I felt inspired.

Not now kitten, daddy must boop his booptuals

war never changes

Obligatory

Reblog if people may BOOp spam you

everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox 

i’M CRyING

if you don’t keep your promise i swear to god

i reblogged it less than an hour ago hOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE THAT

already at 70000 notes? Doubt you will follow through this far after its started.

I POSTED THAT 30 FUCKING SECONDS AGO

i cant believe youre still human

This is epic

things to remember when you move out

•always have bottled water in your house/apartment •pay your bills on time •wash your dishes everyday •don’t tell anyone you don’t trust you live alone •call your mom and tell her you love her •make sure you have extra toilet paper •remember to close the curtains when changing •lock all the windows and doors at night/before leaving the house •double check that the stove is off •don’t leave lights on too much •use real plates instead of throwaways •have flashlights in every room •fruits and veggies are important •night lights aren’t just for babies and kids •electric and water bill are more important than cable •don’t eat out too much •do your laundry •it’s okay to ask for help •own at least two recipe books •never lock yourself out •but don’t hide a spare under a mat/plant •don’t open the door without knowing who it is •mop •wash your bed spread a lot •make sure you always have food in the fridge •if you feel unsafe call someone •candy/snacks are not meals

Im judging anyone that is an adult and seriously needed these reminders

Not to be rude but this can be aimed at teens so they know what to be prepared for or for adults who are about to move out. The important thing is learning it sooner rather than later. 

Or it could just be a self care reminder for people who don’t properly care for themselves due to depression or extreme anxiety.

Or for adults whose caregivers never taught them life skills or how to properly take care of themselves

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

All I want is this post to get a small amount of a million notes

All I want is this to be the most popular post in the history of this site

Let’s make the notes disappear y'all

Grow baby grow

This blog truly hates him and what he’s done. Glad to reblog daily

SO MUCH HATRED. For him. For his administration. For every stupid decision and dumb tweet.

Reblog if you’re over 20 and still read/write fan fiction.

I’m curious!

I really liked these characters! *q*

Too bad they weren’t shown much ;о;

 Looking forward to the movie! >v</

Experiment!

Reblog if you consider yourself a fan of Rise Of The Guardians.

(Trying to prove a point)

huh

My wow main, Farligh. He likes his cats and dislikes any other animal/person.

UMMM PITCH BLACK REDEMPTION ARC 2018???