Sanders Sides highschool AU where none of them are related but they all have the same last name so their senior quotes all match up like so:

Logan: No, we’re… Patton: …not related… Roman: …so, please… Virgil: …stop asking.

Doesn’t help that they all look so similar. One time Logan and Virgil tried switching places for the day and it actually worked. They were so frustrated. Everyone jumped when in the final period of the day “Virgil” screamed “FALSEHOOD” when somebody called him Verge and then walked out, hitting his face against the door frame on the way out because he wasn’t wearing his glasses.

HI I LOVE THIS HERE’S SOME BONUS HCS:

-At some point Logan gets so fed up he makes the others do a DNA test with him just to confirm they are on no way related. He prints out the results and carries them with him at all times.

-Roman: *insert whatever side you want here* is super attractive tbh Random student: You look almost identical Roman: Exactly.

-Virgil introducing his friends: This is _____. Yes, we have the same last name, no we aren’t related. Yes, we look similar; we still aren’t fucking related.

-Logan used to rarely get confused with the others as he was the only one with glasses, but then Patton ended up needing glasses and picked the same. God. Damn. Frames.

-They all have incredibly specific outfits and color schemes to keep from getting confused with one another. Once Patton tried to shake it up and wear a black shirt and all day he got “Love the new shirt, Logan!”

-Adding on to the switching places: Patton and Roman do that a lot. They find it hilarious and every day people squint at them to see if they switched places again. Virgil and Logan can’t understand how people mix them up because they’re around them so often.

-Bonus: After high school one or more become famous and whenever someone sees one of the others they’re like “WOAH ARE YOU?” “NO I’M NOT! WE’RE ALSO IN NO WAY RELATED THIS IS WORSE THAN HIGH SCHOOL”

What if one time Roman’s parents asked to borrow Logan for an event like a business dinner or something because they knew Logan would behave better and both Logan and Roman were so embarrassed about it because Logan’s parents actually almost agreed but when they tried to complain to Virgil and Patton about it the other two just laughed.

I love this whole concept

WAIT WHAT ABOUT THE TEACHERS

Teachers always mix students up - even if they don’t look alike

A teacher who just taught Roman, and now has a class with Virgil in it: “Rom-Vi-No. Patton? Virgil? …..Mr.Sanders!”

Teachers with 2 or more or ALL in class:

“So…can I say “Sanders 1, 2, 3, and 4-?”

All: “NO!”

(its really annoying when they do that)

“Haha maybe if one of you dyed your hair or something…That’d help haha”

“Can someone take homework for….whichever Sanders isn’t here today I’m not even going to guess”

“Lo-Vir-Ro-Pat….. I’m gonna point at one of you and will that student come up to the board please”

“I can’t even tell if you’re sticking with the assigned seats to be honest. If you are though, Virgil sit up straight, Roman stop doodling, Patton stop looking up puppies on your phone, Logan stop reading ahead in the book”

They take up the teacher on the dying the hair thing, but they all do it seperately and all get purple. They decide to never try it again, unless they do it together, because it didn’t help at all.

Also, imagine if they went to seperate middle schools and Logan and Virgil used to get bullied a lot, for being a nerd and an emo, but now that they’re in highschool it’s suddenly stopped. They realize that it’s because people are afraid of accidentally insulting Roman and getting punched or Patton and making him cry.

Just imagine one teacher goes on maternity leave a little before half way through the year. So Replacement teacher! And don’t you know it’s the one class all four have together. So they’re all not looking forward to repeating the same thing they always say.

Logan is leading them into the class room and just stops. He then turns to the door and starts banging his head on it. Virgil is next and looks into the room to see what caused this. And just let’s out “WHY DOES THE UNIVERSE HATE US!?”

Patton and Roman are confused. What’s going on? So they look around the two and that’s when they see it.

Right there on the white board.

And there sitting startled behind the teacher’s desk is a man who looks like he could be their father.

I wanna write this now….

I so want to write this

Thomas looking so confused at a pack of teenage doppelgangers and being so lost about what to do. The whole class just staring at the lot of them and some brave soul works up the courage to ask if Mr. Sanders is related to any of the teen sanders only to get all five of them to answer back “No,” in unison in various tones of disbelief, frustration, and resignation. 

Thomas turns out to be pretty good at telling the boys apart and seems to gain their respect, making the group of unrelated Sanders grow to five as they all try and escape to his room when they’re bored or annoyed. They all groan when he reveals he has reading glasses, with the exact same frames as Logan and Patton that he doesn’t usually wear. 

For Halloween, the Sides just change outfits and go to their regular classes making everyone wonder why they didn’t dress up until “Patton” starts lecturing people on the proper setup of a scientific paper, and “Virgil” joins in on the Drama club flashmob, nailing the lead part with a bright grin. 

Damn. Now I wanna write this.

Wait I just thought of something.

The drama teacher picks the Comedy of Errors solely because they know they finally have students that look alike. Thomas ends up sweet talking Logan and Virgil into doing it and Logan and Patton play the Dromeos and Virgil and Roman play the Antipholuses and they make sure to put in all caps in their bios in the playbill that they are NOT RELATED IRL AND THEY DONT EVEN KNOW HOW THEY LOOK ALIKE BECAUSE THEY CLEARLY DO NOT

how can i not add more to this bcjxn

Oooh this is brilliant. With the idea of them hanging out in Thomas’s classroom when they need a break or whatever, I’m imagining them going (separately) to rant abt the other(s). Whether it just be pet peeves, or the one they like. Like, Logan walks in sometimes during study Halls because the actual study hall is chaotic and he needs to focus and actually study. He had to sneak out because Patton wanted to play a game and Logan really needed to finish his essay. Thomas smiles and reads over the essay for Logan, helping Logan work through bits. It can be hard for Logan to ask for help, he hates being wrong. But Thomas Sanders, a teacher who looks far too similar, somehow makes him comfortable. Patton shows up when he’s having a bad day. Slipping out of lunch with the excuse of going to the restroom. He takes a couple cookies offered to him by Thomas from the stash in the teachers desk, and Thomas let’s him sit quietly, or talk, or even cry. Then with some jokes or uplifting words, Patton cleans up his face and hurries back to lunch. Roman often goes in during the study hall where most of his close friends aren’t there. He practices for Drama, or rants about how he loves attention but at the same time it’s so stressful and just he can’t handle it sometimes. He always leaves the classroom with a new bounce in his step, head held high, and his charming grin causing passing students to wave. Virgil slips in silently, often before school, and sometimes just sits on a desk. He looks at stuff on his phone. Some days he pulls his hood low over his face and Thomas approaches him to see he’s crying. Thomas comforts him until he’s better. Other times he shows up randomly, during a period where Virgil has a class, but Thomas doesn’t. Virgil hurries in breathing heavily and eyes darting around. He’d felt so overwhelmed by something, and practically ran to the first place he could find comfort. Thomas never turns them away, and soon enough he finds himself wishing he /was/ related to these young men. Wishing he could stay after the original teacher comes back from maternity leave. He doesn’t want to leave the boys who have become like sons to him in such a shockingly short time. He didn’t expect for them to touch his life so much. And he is nearly entirely unaware exactly how much he touches their lives.

Fuck, this last addition hits me deep in the feels.

WHO SAYS HE HAS TO LEAVE?!

After the original teacher comes back from maturity leave they decide to move. A new job was offered to them that was in another state. Roman, Logan, Patton and Virgil were sad to see their teacher go and wondered who would be the replacement? So that Friday they gave the tacher a farewell party and said goodbye. (Patton made a cake for them)

Well to their surprise that following Monday everyone walked in to see Mr. Sanders sitting there with a silver name plate. Seeing Roman, Logan, Virgil and Patton walking in with a surprised look on their face said “Hello boys! I’m your new permenant teacher!”

OMG MY HEART IS BACK TOGETHER

YES YES YES

My heart is full

This post is so good Apparently there was a girl in my high school who everyone mistook me for, and we were best friends which didn’t help so I wanna add a few things from that experience xD

Oh wow! This has happened to me too, but with a first name, in elementary. So, some ideas of my own:

•the teacher calls out a mister sanders, they all perk up and stare at the teacher, waiting for clarification. The teacher is terrified the first time this happens.

•someone just walks up to one of them, before staring in horror as the other turn and look at them as well.

•"wait, theirs ANOTHER ONE????? Are you guys clones or something?“

•"hey logan, hey… other Logan?????”

Pepole end up calling them the sanders sides, simply as a catchy way to refer to all of them.

•"wait, I didn’t know you had a brother. Why didn’t you tell me?“

“I DON’T!!!”

“That is the third person this week saying that to you, and you still say you aren’t popular. What’s up with that?”

•the weirdest thing is that when I met my doppelganger name-sharer, we realized that even though we weren’t related, our parents had history. What if this happened to them as well, realizing their parents knew each other a long time ago, and had similar struggles?

Seriously, how is it that every single different thread is just as amazing as the last???? I’m going to reblog every single different end go this!!

@5am-the-foxing-hour

This just get’s better and better since i last saw it XD

Okay okay, I’m back with a few more thoughts.

So here’s the thing, there’s a girl in my school, we look nothing alike, act nothing alike, and don’t even have the same names. But our names are both ‘words’ (Faith, Hope, Joy, etc) and so everyone is always mixing us up.

So like one day the four do go and get their hair died different colors. They go shopping and get outfits that don’t look remotely similar.

They go to school on Monday… And everyone still mixes them up.

They kind of give up on trying to be noticably different after that.

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On a different note of them switching places, all of them are decently smart, right? It’s just Logan is the only one who shows it 24/7. So one day Logan is freaking out because their grade has some big project and e v e r y o n e is asking him for help. So Patton, Roman, and Virgil all intentionally wear clothes that look like Logan’s, and Roman even wears his glasses, and then the other students are going to all four of them because no one knows who is who, but ‘they look like Logan so they’ve got to know, right?’ And it turns out they do.

What about that trope where they always, always A. finish each other’s sentences and B. say the same thing at the same time. I’m not saying a quick “no” or something no I mean full. sentences.

And with that, someone will ask one of them a question and another one will answer for them (“Uh, no, I was asking X.” “Don’t bother, he was right”).

And what if, one day, Virgil is having such a bad day, and he has a speech to present, but he can’t because everything is just too much, so Roman breaks into his locker and steals his notecards. In 1 period he memorizes the speech and tells Virge not to worry. After lunch, the other 3 find themselves sitting in the seats of the auditorium, Virgil in Roman’s clothes, as Roman demonstrates just how good of an actor he truly is.

AWWWWWW ROMAN IS SUCH A SWEETHEART

why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call him beast … id hide in my room all day too if my employees started making fun of me..

If my manager decided to pull some rude ass shit with a witch and got me living the next ten years of my life as an immortal singing toaster oven you can bet your ass I’d wake him up every goddamn morning with a flaming panini directly to the face. rise and shine, you ugly fuck, time hear a song

I call this one, “ode to an inconsiderate pissbaby” and the first 9 verses are just me screaming at various decibels

I will never regret this

Please, never let this meme die.

This is the best one I’ve seen so far

What kind of quantum fucking memeing from 2056 are you people beaming to us