“       I  KNOW  HOW  TO  MAKE  SOME  SMILES  PUDDIN’ !       ”                            /                        ind.   &  priv.         predominantly  comic  &  btas  influenced  with  game  &  movie  influences .         as  loved  by  hattie .

             “        I’M  SICK  OF  PEOPLE  TRYING  TO  SHOOT  ME  ,  RUN  ME  OVER  OR  BLOW  ME  UP !         ”                  /                 predominantly  comic    &    btas  based  with  movie   &   game  influences .      formerly  certifiablynutso .

“      SAY  HELLO  TO  YOUR  NEW  AND  IMPROVED  HARLEY  QUINN !      ”            /          formerly  certifiablynutso        /        tracking  former  url .

“      KNOCK  -  KNOCK  ,  PUDDIN’  !      ”                comic   &   animated  series  based  with  game   &   movie  influences .     /     as  told  by  hattie .     /     previously  certifiablynutso .

• “Just a little while longer.”
• “Can you come tuck me in?”
• “Come on, I’ll tuck you in.”
• “Did you sleep okay last night?”
• “C’mon, read me something! Just like old times.”
• “Is that my shirt?”
• “Can we stay in tonight?”
• “Will you stay with me?”
• “Shh, it’s okay.”
• “Go to sleep, go to sleep.”
• “Hold my hand.”
• “C’mere, it’s alright.”
• “You’re fine.”
• “You’re apart of the family.”
• “Hug?”
• “Gimme a kiss!”
• “Can I snuggle with you?”
• “Your breakfast is getting cold!”
• “Tickle, tickle, tickle!”
• “I got you something!”
• “No, go back to sleep.”
• “What are you smiling about?”
• “He’s such a downer.”
• “Here, I’ll zip you up.”
• “Do you want me to read to you?”
• “I know a lullaby. Think that’ll help you sleep?”
• “Turn around!”
• “Your tie is crooked.”
• “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
• “Can we get a dog?”
• “I love you.”
• “Time for your bath.”
• “You first.”
• “Lemme wash your hair.”
• “Stop squirming!”
• “My turn!”
• “Mind if I move a bit closer?”
• “Can I stay the night?”
• “Don’t you dare go outside without a coat.”
• “They forgot to flush!”
• “Come here!”
• “Mom! They’re being mean!”
• “Dad! They’re being mean!”
• “Help! They’re being mean!”
• “Think we can play a board game later?”
• “Don’t be so mean to them, you understand me?”
• “Watch your tone!”
• “Here. I’ll do it for you. Give me the tie.”
• “Don’t slam the door!”
• “Eat your greens.”
• “Stop playing with your food.”
• “Your room looks like a cyclone ran through it.”
• “Happy Birthday!”
• “They sing like a goddamn crow.”
• “Don’t sass me, young lady.”
• “Don’t sass me, young man.”
• “Don’t sass me, little one.”
• “I don’t like kissing them.”
• “I was gone for ten fucking minutes!”
• “Read to me.”
• “What is going on?”
• “You’re crazy, but I like that.”
• “Hey, watch out for them, okay?”
• “I got the last slice of pizza. I’m gonna have to throw it up for you to get it.”
• “We’re out of milk again!”
• “Who wants a hearty breakfast?”
• “Back in my day….”
• “They’re my annoying younger sibling.”
• “We don’t need another kid.”

when you get overambitious and start too many threads and all your partners reply at once…

BIRTHDAY  STARTER  CALL  .  go  ahead  &  like  this  post  for  a  birthday  -  centric  starter  in  celebration  of  anna’s  birthday  this  month  !  note  that  these  starters  will  be  queued  and  won’t  be  posted  until  anna’s  actual  birthday  on  june  21st  ,  i  just  wanted  to  post  this  early  enough  to  give  myself  ample  time  to  write  them  all  ! 

@arendelian​ !!!

“i threw rocks at the wrong window but i’m a little drunk and my girlfriend just dumped me so hey do you want to hang out with me?” au