hogya

i've died on smaller hills, so i can't judge. but i do think it's funny whenever posts about the proper definition of a poor little meow meow circulate, considering none of them mention that the origin was a kpop fan's absolutely bonkers tweet about not being able to protect a full grown man who was getting backlash for including audio from the jonestown cult leader jim jones in one of his songs

someone you order from on ebay or whatever putting a handwritten note with the item for no reason at all except to sincerely say thank you and hope it arrived safely

good GOD when they do that and also include additional stuff like stickers or candy or another random item you did not order but they assumed you’d like “just because”…..

When they have tiny doodles on the notes or box

I keep many of the hand written notes from etsy shops I order from

YEAH!!!!

“Removing birds from the net isn’t bad, but when samples need to be taken in a confined environment, you can feel something in your eyes and nose. It’s a bit like cutting onions – but with a nerve agent, I guess.”

I love scientists in their natural habitat.

My dramatic ass when anything goes even slightly wrong

yes hello i would like to emphasize this

disgust is not a moral issue

Remember, when you see something harmless that you don’t understand out in public, this is your job:

The longer I live the more I realize I just wanna be well fed and bottom nude all the time

Ok and???? Was he or was he not our Cunt King

"Villain era," I hiccup between sobs as I'm forced to assert basic boundaries for my mental well being.

gay irl

text from my mom

posting this again on its own

“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism

The idea of a person being capable of incredibly immoral acts but held in check but their love of their partner sends me every time

yes

pairs well with this one

Lazy girl supremacy i love laying down

[ID: A “This Barbie is” generated movie poster with a photo of a hand pointing directly toward you and the caption edited to read “This Barbie is not working on their WIPs.” End ID]