may you find your valentine today. damp. slightly floral scented.

No better way to find a valentine anytime of the year, right? Especially after they shoved you in and you pulled them in for retaliation.

Neither Crowley nor Aziraphale is responsible for the Tumblr Titty Ban but both took credit for it when speaking to their respective superiors

Regarding our fulfillment--

Hello Agents and Recruits!

The heads of our agency have been discussing over the last few days our originally state projection to begin mailing bundles out, and due to several factors, we are going to delay until January. 

There are several factors for this.

The recent mail strike in Canada along with strikes in other countries have caused the mail to either not move at all or has initiated a sizable backlog, which means your goods have the potential for longer delivery times.

We’re also in the holiday full swing within the United States, and this means that anything being mailed has longer-than-usual delivery dates as well. This is also the time of year the USPS loses the most packages, and in the interest of ensuring your payloads arrive safely in your hands, we’d rather delay three weeks than take an unnecessary risk. 

We also want to ensure you all receive the best quality we can put out, so we want a little more breathing room to properly review both our digital and physical proofs with the mod team as well as the participants. We’re also still waiting on our enamel pins, and we had a printing error on our entire stock of one postcard that we’re finalizing a reprint for as well. 

We want to be transparent with you and tell you in advance that we’ll be pushing back the projected beginning of fulfillment so there are no questions or concerns when they don’t start going out next week. We’re sorry for the inconvenience, but we really feel in order to get you the best quality product with the quickest shipping turnaround time as well as the safest possible handling when the goods leave @sleepyfortress‘s hands, we feel better being a more cautious and not rushing.

Thank you all for your understanding, Agent Dommi

For @shadhahvar

Luna you are a beautiful, beautiful human being 😂 and Yuuri is very pleased at his full moon morning

Kidnap the Sandy Claws...

Who says the holiday season isn’t a good time for ghouls and ghost? If you’re still on the search for that perfect gift for your Yuri!! On ice loving friend or family member, you’re in luck! We have decided to extend preorders till December 10th, 11:59 pm ESt. We hope to give everyone enough time to snag a copy of the zine, a bundle with amazing merch, and one of our quality t-shirts that’s sure to wake the dead on Christmas morning.  You can get your copy at https://tictail.com/yoihorrorzine 

Happy Haunting Holidays! 

very very important

this is so cute and also hysterical, considering

It’s kind of early, but hbd Natori～

Crack sequel : 15 minutes late with snacks

Charity Auction Rec: shadhahvar

Another rec today for the excellent shadhahvar! Shadhahvar is an accomplished writer with a really entertaining sense of humor. She does serious and sexy work well, but I think her unique qualities really shine in the more humorous and even crack-y works in her profile. For a taste of both, I’d highly recommend the Reverse Bang she did alongside argyros’ art, Impractical Magic. It’s a story with magic, action, feelings, and daring adventure! It also happens to be a story where Yuuri is a magical girl and Victor is often a toy poodle. Also, Yuuri battles a giant sentient butt. Few other writers would dare. In addition to fic, shadhahvar is also offering her services as a beta, which I can vouch for personally. I can’t even tell you how many of my pieces she’s poked through, and I regularly recommend her to friends for this. You can find both of her charity auction offers HERE!

Lou is too sweet, and also participating in the charity auction offering the delight of fanfiction! Check out Lou's offer at the following link:

Lou's writing is always a delight, with a good sense of humour that balances with a grittiness or touching tidbits of reality. Grounded in very solid characterisation across a variety of fun AUs in particular, take those bids on higher--you'll love the end result!

Hello Recruits—

We’ve successfully charged a good chunk of our orders, and Mod Dommi will begin ordering the physical merchandise within the next 24 hours.

However, there is an issue with a significant portion of the charges, in that the pre-authorization hold failed and thus your charges did not complete. Unfortunately, PayPal doesn’t have an easy way for us to filter through all of the the transactions in our sales period, so Mod Dommi will be going through each one line by line and sending the failed/expired authorization buyers an invoice for their bundles and shipping.

If you receive an invoice, please remit payment no later than Saturday, November 10th so we can still meet our projected timeframe for fulfillment. 

We’re deeply apologetic for the additional inconvenience this has caused, but Mod Dommi spent well over an hour on the phone with a PayPal Supervisor to find a quicker way to handle this, and unfortunately there isn’t one.

Thank you for your patience and understanding, and thank you again for your purchase!

CONTRIBUTOR FILE - SHADHAHVAR #1

see shadhahvar’s work here!

shadhahvar’s offerings:

auctions run from NOV 4 to NOV 10, 23:59 eastern time. bids before or after this date are invalid and will not be counted. if you would like to bid on this auction, please:

- check the bidding spreadsheet to find out what the current high bid is. - fill out the contributor’s bidding form with a bid that is higher than the current high bid. you may bid as high as you like as long as it is a number that is divisible by five (such as $15, $30, $50, and so on). you will not be notified if you are outbid, so please check the spreadsheet frequently. - when auctions end, winners will be notified by the email provided.

questions? email us at yoicharityauction@gmail.com!

Noting also that in my dunderheaded moments I didn’t write this into the additional information, but I’m happily willing to write any pairing, as long as Victor and Yuri Katsuki are only romantically or sexually involved with each other. All romantic relationships, platonic friendships, crazy family dynamics are free game! If you have specific wants involving teenagers in romantic relationships with older adults, or large power or experience gaps in general, hit me up so we can talk them over beforehand.

You’re free to talk to me about any of this before and after buying starts, too, should you have specific questions you’d like to know answers to before bidding. Contact me over on my Twitter for a faster response; you’ll find me at shadhahvar there as well.

Check out all the amazing offers from talented people that will be going live for bidding on November 4th!

The auctions are now live!

CONTRIBUTOR FILE - SHADHAHVAR #2

see shadhahvar’s work here!

shadhahvar’s offerings:

minimum bid: $5

auctions run from NOV 4 to NOV 10, 23:59 eastern time. bids before or after this date are invalid and will not be counted. if you would like to bid on this auction, please:

- check the bidding spreadsheet to find out what the current high bid is. - fill out the contributoviktr’s bidding form with a bid that is higher than the current high bid. you may bid as high as you like as long as it is a number that is divisible by five (such as $15, $30, $50, and so on). you will not be notified if you are outbid, so please check the spreadsheet frequently. - when auctions end, winners will be notified by the email provided.

questions? email us at yoicharityauction@gmail.com!

Much like with the fic writing offer, I’m happy to beta for any pairing or friendship as long as Victor and Yuri Katsuki are only romantically or sexually involved with each other. Talk with me if you’ve got questions or concerns regarding teenager ships when it comes to pairing them with older adults, or large power or age imbalances! I’ll let you know what I can best help with, and if there’s something I won’t be a great fit for.

Check out all the amazing offers on the charity auction blog, and be ready for when bidding opens on November 4th!

Also please note that “contributoviktr’s bidding form” made me smile, and I hope makes others smile too!

You can hit me up on my Twitter, also shadhahvar, for easier discussion! Or in any shared platform we have. ❤️

The auctions are now live!

yoicharityauction has officially begun!

we have 50 offers up for auction offering all kinds of works, tropes, ships, and word count ranges. follow the instructions below to find the offer that fits your needs! and remember, this is a great option if you’re looking for a christmas gift for your fandom bff!

you can read more about us here!

☆ check out our faq page on how to start bidding ☆ visit this link to see the list of nonprofits we support ☆ filter through offers up for auction using tags we’ve put together ☆ click the bidding spreadsheet link which is included in each individual offer to see what the current top bid is ☆ click the contributor’s bidding form to bid!

we recommend that you keep track of your offer so you can check the bidding spreadsheet periodically to see if you’ve been outbid.

the auction ends 23:59et november 10!

for more information, please see our about, faq, schedule, and offers pages! if you have any questions feel free to send us an email at yoicharityauction@gmail.com!

best of luck, and remember all the winning bids go directly to the nonprofits you choose to support from the above list!

Looks like Agent Agape has a team helping him track down Aria and Eros. This crew is the creme de la creme…Aria and Eros should be careful. The Canadian agent should also be careful to not end up on the wrong end of Agape’s rage, but that’s none of our business.

This preview features zine illustrations by @novanoah, @omtivi, @odinbytiye, @sleepyfortress, @rainlikestars, @pinytree, @wheniseelevimyheartgoesdokidoki, @ghostlybl, and @manishachanart. 

Now’s your only chance to help Agape and his team track down Aria and Eros. You Only Live Once: the Yuri!!! On Ice Spy zine is open for sales until November, 5th at our online storefront. 

We’re down to the wire here at headquarters, and with the deadline looming overhead, I’m here presenting you with a mission dossier based on one of the visual files contained within our classified information--for sale at a price you might be able to afford.

The following has been declassified pursuant to clause 1143.b.ii of the Handbook of Activities Nefarious, Demonstrating Justice Over Bureaucratic Synergy:

Read more on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/16512503, with a snippet behind the cut.

Has Aria successfully made a break for it? Will he and Eros get away Scot-free? We think it’s too early to tell, but the world is watching them. Even though Agape likes cats, he’s a stubborn dog with a bone when he gets an idea in his head. Meaning, he won’t let go.

Featuring previews of illustrations by @art-rmlb, @saniika, and @bracari. 

You Only Live Once is on pre-order for five more days. When it’s gone, it’s gone, so don’t take any unnecessary risks, Recruit.