the guy who was hitting on me either thought I was a guy (I look hot as a twink) or thought I was a girl and was really that desperate cause gurl what this can't be your taste in women

I don't mean anything by this, I just really walked into class today looking like shit I hadn't even showered much less put any effort into combing my hair

you managed to succinctly describe the EXACT feeling of being hit on when you KNOW you do not look your best. like come ON, this is what you’re interested in? greasy, rumpled, dead-eyed, and exhausted at 1 pm on a thursday in a jazz music class? give me 10 min to wash my face and pull my hair back and i’d look human at least but no, you wanted the barely-functioning, barely-awake, barely-verbal slime ball that rolled out of bed 15 minutes ago? raise the bar a fucking inch at least

*chopí se mikrofonu*

Když jsou vodníci spokojení, zrelaxovaní nebo jinak v pohodlné pozici, prostě v takové, kdy by kočky předly

Oni jemně kuňkaj jak ropuchy v říji.

Toť vše.

*upustí mikrofon*

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

ⓘ reblog to fuckign BITE your mutuals

why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording

ONE BOP THIS TIME

gonna be a big one under the cut

TODAY THEY WERE ADOPTED

staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

“Buddy the sable is playing boomerang”

(via)

It’s a sable and it looks like this!

a couple of pics from the last weeks :) honestly uni is kinda exhausting rn. i've been working on my ba thesis every single day since the beginning of the year and while i do make progress and i don't doubt that i'll pass, i really need a break. and i could take a break! if it weren't for the horrors (overwhelming perfectionism). well, at least my topic is fun 👍🏼

learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

it feels fake but your friends miss you sometimes

the reason you've been hanging out with your closest friends fairly regularly for the past 12+ years is because you have fun together

people who don't like you that much will not stay in your life for over a decade asking to hang out and inviting you to things and texting you

IM SO CLOSE TO MAX RECEIVED AND I DONT WANT IT TO BE FROM MYSELF, SPAM ME

If you super boop me and i dont super boop back, i promise its just cause im on mobile