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Damn itās been a minute
I do want to tell you tho that reading enough smut does prepare you for giving a blowjob lol
i cant find the gif but theres a bit in the sex lives of college girls where lila goes "you should not have custody of your phone" and I feel like that is incredibly applicable to me
Anyway I sewed this new guy a stingray so if heās gonna ghost me heās gonna have to get rid of the stingray
i am obsessed with this man, i have had two dreams about him in the last week, i cannot go five minutes without thinking of him
i need to be hugged by this man
I PLANNED THE DATE!!!
i dont get a text from this man in five minutes and i go insane
AHH THE DATE WAS GREAT
Iāve now had two dates with this man that feel very rom com y soooo yeah
small things people have done that made me happy:
guy fixing the railroad crossing bars standing on the tracks to show me I could drive through
my roommate adding one of my favorite songs to her junior year playlist
my best friend sent me the victini pokemon card
the guy im talking to is actively involving me in his search for a dog
my professor emailed me to tell me I made the professional decision
my advisor told me i could get into an ivy league school
two of my classmates i dont really talked to asked for my advice
i'm an ed major and apparently my placement school is closed rn during our last week of teaching and I still have a lesson to teach
Just saw a TikTok complaining about ākittenā as a pet name in fanfiction and while I do agree with their discomfort on that one the comments were FULL of people mentioning all the other common pet names ?? Like honey babe baby sweetheart etc ?? Is your partner just supposed to call you by your name the whole time ????????
God SORRY to drag this out bc Iām not doing this to like screenshot and expose people for having opinions I donāt like BUT I rounded up the wildest ones I found and blurred the names so no one can be mean to them for it I hope thatās okay š
Yeah a very common and go-to pet name is actually just one big joke. Everyone was tricking you the whole time!! Pranked <3
I canāt imagine the horrors that this would entailā¦ I donāt wanna hear my name unless youāre reading off a legal document
āTW: British Peopleā
Lettuce gives me such a big ick in salad I swear š
WHAT DO U WANT TO BE CALLED š PLEASE YOU HAVE TO GIVE US SOME OPTIONS š
the kids are not alright, petnames are fucking normal you little freaks
something something ppl my generation and younger being so deeply submerged in Irony Humor that weāre afraid to show genuine human emotion bc we might be labeled as ācringe.ā
Why is cringe culture being resurrected. Especially in fandom spaces. We killed it on purpose.
i cant find the gif but theres a bit in the sex lives of college girls where lila goes "you should not have custody of your phone" and I feel like that is incredibly applicable to me
Anyway I sewed this new guy a stingray so if heās gonna ghost me heās gonna have to get rid of the stingray
i am obsessed with this man, i have had two dreams about him in the last week, i cannot go five minutes without thinking of him
i need to be hugged by this man
I PLANNED THE DATE!!!
i dont get a text from this man in five minutes and i go insane
AHH THE DATE WAS GREAT
i cant find the gif but theres a bit in the sex lives of college girls where lila goes "you should not have custody of your phone" and I feel like that is incredibly applicable to me
Anyway I sewed this new guy a stingray so if heās gonna ghost me heās gonna have to get rid of the stingray
i am obsessed with this man, i have had two dreams about him in the last week, i cannot go five minutes without thinking of him
i need to be hugged by this man
I PLANNED THE DATE!!!
i dont get a text from this man in five minutes and i go insane
i cant find the gif but theres a bit in the sex lives of college girls where lila goes "you should not have custody of your phone" and I feel like that is incredibly applicable to me
Anyway I sewed this new guy a stingray so if heās gonna ghost me heās gonna have to get rid of the stingray
i am obsessed with this man, i have had two dreams about him in the last week, i cannot go five minutes without thinking of him
i need to be hugged by this man
I PLANNED THE DATE!!!
i cant find the gif but theres a bit in the sex lives of college girls where lila goes "you should not have custody of your phone" and I feel like that is incredibly applicable to me
Anyway I sewed this new guy a stingray so if heās gonna ghost me heās gonna have to get rid of the stingray
i am obsessed with this man, i have had two dreams about him in the last week, i cannot go five minutes without thinking of him
i need to be hugged by this man
tell me why the only day it is supposed to storm this week is monday morning starting when i have to go to my internship
does your mother know is such a hotch song
Me on tumblr search bar looking for fics:
hmm..who am I going to be in love with today?
i cant find the gif but theres a bit in the sex lives of college girls where lila goes "you should not have custody of your phone" and I feel like that is incredibly applicable to me
Anyway I sewed this new guy a stingray so if heās gonna ghost me heās gonna have to get rid of the stingray
i am obsessed with this man, i have had two dreams about him in the last week, i cannot go five minutes without thinking of him
The number of dreams Iāve had just casually in a relationship with hasan is too high
the reactions have confused and intrigued me