That Disney Bitch

I’m forever praying that I get my fairytale ending... the dream job, the financial freedom, the family, the friends, the happiness, the love… just everything that I truly deserve 🫶🏽

really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

yesterday she told me some story about the Buddha's wife and child and I was like. Wait. He fucked? And she was like yeah of course he fucked, why wouldn't he, he was the most attractive and loveable and and wise and etc. person who ever lived. why would he not fuck.

this morning she looked perplexed in the kitchen at me and said "did Jesus not fuck?"

Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

i need all the help i can get for finals

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

At this point literally anything helps.

For my upcoming mid terms, semi finals and finals. Please.

Eh fuck it let’s do this not like i’m gonna lose anything anyways

Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this

Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓

sure, i'll drink the pink swirly potion that released a little heart shaped cloud when you uncorked it. what's the worst that could happen

I can't be the first to make this connection

y'all slept on the first chart but I will make the world see my vision

All the black girls writing “black reader x character” stories need a damn raise. I mean this shit is so good. I can’t even describe it.

y’all be putting in WORKKKKK

The site is '12ft Ladder' found here:

Reblogging this on ALL my blogs because holy shit is it useful

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

w-what if potato is actually lucky

Worth a shot, why not

cc o (____\ screw it, time to reblog the potato

(_________)

cc.)___\ perhaps it really does work?

cc .)) Maybe it does work? Only one way to find out

The power of the Irish is one many consider to be… unnatural…

Listen I need a dose of luck rn pls work

every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year

Awkward traditions.

“Halle as Ariel - The Little Mermaid” by Luz Tapia

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