Wow

SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN dir. Stanley Donen + Gene Kelly 

BONUS: 

reblog for good luck!! 

Nissan has invented self ‘parking’ chairs. [video]

@captaintoxrogers Trudy needs these 😂

what happens if u clap during the meeting

have you ever been to a meeting? nobody claps. nobody wants to be there. meetings are hell and clapping is the last thing you want to do.

but what if u knew clapping would make dickhead john from accounting spill his coffee on his stupid fucking tie

you know what i was wrong and you are right that would change everything this is revolutionary technology and i welcome it and its chances to fuck over eli from marketing hell fucking yea

i want to raise hp lovecraft from the dead for a couple of hours and show him The Shape of Water because i think it would make him really mad

that universal feeling of wanting to perform necromancy to raise hp lovecraft from his grave just to torture him with shit we know he’d hate is a big fucking mood

Much bad luck

Not to be dramatic or anything but this is the funiest thing ive ever seen

Strange Planet: b u s i n e s s

dont even look at me unless you look like this

This is the only day you can reblog this ever

Kindness is often mistaken for softness and let me tell you, friends….that is a mistake you don’t want to make. 

Kind people are not born that way, they do not stumble into it, kind people are forged in fire and darkness and imploding stars…they have steel cores. Throw a punch and you’re going to break your hand. 

Kind people are kind because they know firsthand that life isn’t.

I was just talking to someone about this. Kindness isn’t a natural-born trait, it’s a daily choice, so when you call someone kind you’re not praising their personality, you’re praising their effort. 

Thank you

Art is subjective.

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some of you never played online dressup games while sitting in a huge beat up desk chair while being yelled at by your mom when you were kids and it shows. grow up

Driving directions in Europe, 1922.

Mixed? MIXED???????

yellow = safe

blue = hostile

green = pvp 

in highschool my art teacher asked a girl what she thinks of picasso and that bitch said “the little yellow thing?” 

picasso

me (a cowboy) (flirting): howdy

me (a cow) (flirting): moo

I’m trying to get back to my original weight of 6 pounds and 11 ounces

ambulance in my neighborhood: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My dog: Oh shit! Oh shit it’s a bop