Reblog if you are insecure about anything below:

gays, lend me your strength

I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.

thank you so much.

lesbians, lend me your strength

I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before

I am forever in your debt.

aces, lend me your strength

I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.

I owe you my life.

transgender and nonbinary folks, lend me your strength

i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them

I could never thank you enough.

bi and pan peeps, lend me your strength

We give you our power, so that you may quash all those who oppose you and the gay agenda.

Real talk if your into Detroit right now please reblog and follow I NEED mutuals to talk with this about mmmff

Yo whaddup homies

We are taking an oath Marvel Fans!

Raise your right hand and repeat after me. “I will not spoil Avengers: Infinity War. I will remain in secrecy, in order for those who haven’t watched it to share the same experience. We will do this for the Russo brothers.”

I’m just going to add a note.  If I see a spoiler that is untagged come across my dash, I will block the person who blogged/reblogged it. 

I don’t care who it is. 

Who is with me?

Raise your right hand and repeat after me. “I will not spoil Avengers: Infinity War. I will remain in secrecy,  in order for those who haven’t watched it to share the same experience. We will do this for the Russo brothers.”

Your mom admits to you that you have some… supernatural blood running through your veins. But she doesn’t remember what kind, cause she was kinda a hoe. 

I SAID WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER

It’s been said that octopuses are remarkably intelligent next to humans. Write a Planet of the Apes-style scenario where the Octopuses take over.

glub glub glub

Your whole life you’ve never been able to dream. You could sleep just fine, but never really understood what your friends meant when they told stories of their dreams last night. Then, you find a file on your mother’s computer, labelled “his dreams”.

I actually never have dreams so this prompt freaks me out

don’t you just love how mental disorders are basically buy one get seven free

I didn’t even really want the first one my mum made me buy it

Mine’s a family heirloom, passed down through generations

My first one was on my school supplies list 

Found mine in the homework pile

Reblog Gal Gadot as Batman for 10,000 years of good luck

Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books

Help me prove a point

I have never reblogged anything faster.

!!!!!!

Yes!!!!

yo yo yo i did (for example @kyloholic)

@kyloswarstars @book-boys-are-my-guilty-pleasure these definitely are my favourites

@feelthefeelingsinsideyou I LOVE YOU! <3

Four years ago, your best friend, Loki, had asked you to dance at the Asgardian Ball. Four years ago, you and the man you had been in love with had made a move past friendship. Four years ago, King Odin had thrown you out of Asgard, without giving you a chance to say goodbye. Now, four years later, here you were, standing in S.H.I.E.L.D headquarters, waiting for Director Fury’s orders to finally speak with that same best friend.

You had been working for S.H.I.E.L.D for almost four years; they had detained you for questioning when you ‘fell out of the sky’ as they put it, eventually they decided you would be useful, especially when they discovered your special powers.

When Loki and Thor came down to earth, Thor told the others about your past relationship with his brother, and they decided that you might be able to talk some sense into him or at least get some information out of him.

Keep reading

WHY CAN’T YOU LET ME BE HAPPY, WOMAN

Also, YES LOOK WHO JOINED THE MARVEL FANGIRL CLUB WOOOOOHOOOOO 👀

a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i

1) didn’t flinch

2) caught the ball

3) threw it back at the guy

4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod

it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself

a bro talked to me today and it caught me v off guard but instead of my voice rising an octave it dropped an octave and i suddenly was effortlessly speaking Bro™ back to him. this resulted in a very positive interaction

thanks, chad

Reblog to be possessed by Good Ghost Chad in your hour of need

:3

since Vday is coming up, this post is an official announcement that you have my permission to send me horrible, inappropriate, and outright hilarious tumblr valentines

I imagine this been said in an ‘I am spartacus’ kind of away… all stood up and everything…. hehe

@imagine-loki @dcgoddess

Funny, I imagined it in a more ‘I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE’ kind of way... Still, it’s up for interpretation! 😂

how to trick writers into giving you more fanfic to read

Works for comics and art as well.

…this has the opposite effect.

instead try; I love you *generic keysmash* h OW DA RE *lavish praise* *inside fandom joke* *quote fave part* *more generic keysmashing*

you. i like you

Also, the favorites: 1) DID I SAY YOU COULD HURT ME LIKE THIS?!?;?!; 2) DONT HURT MY BABY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS 3) why must you hurt me this way 4) WHY IS THIS A CLIFFHANGER?! WHAT HAPPENS NEXT I NEED TO KNOW 5) This made me cry/squeal/giggle/wake the dead with my laughter 6) I almost woke my family laughing at ___ part 7) I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED THIS AU UNTIL YOU POSTED THIS 8) this is so cute I’m dying 9) and (writer’s name) strikes again! 10) I had to reread this bc it’s so good and I love it 11) I wish I could like/heart/kudos this more than once Like, seriously guys, freak out with us and you’ll have us wrapped around your little fingers.

This is so true! A lot of the time, I get stuck in a writer’s hole. But whenever I get a comment like the above ones, it makes me want to write more!

GUYS! THIS IS CHEATCODE FOR MORE!!! SIGNAL BOOST 😱✨😂

Honestly someone called my fic a masterpiece and I legit cried.

Every single time that @panic-at-marengo says they hate me I’m fueled to write more

This is how you fuel the writing train! Encouragement on one story gets me pumped for all pf what i write!

Y’all

pls

You were lying in bed, groaning in pain. You had gotten injured the other day, and all you wanted was to sleep until the pain went away, but the pain refused to let you fall asleep.

You hear your door creak open, and you push yourself up, “Y/N?”

“Jon,” You murmur.

“Does it hurt that bad,” He asks, he was there when you had gotten injured, but when he attempted to help you, you had just brushed it off.

“Yes…”

He comes and sits on the bed next to you, “Why didn’t you tell me?”

“I didn’t want to worry you,” You sigh.

He puts his arm around you, “Love, you can always tell me when something is bothering you.”

He lies down on the bed, and pulls you onto his chest, wrapping his arms around you and kissing the top of your head. Your close proximity to him distracts you from the pain. He gently rubs circles on your back, and the eventually the sound of his heartbeat lulls you to sleep.

End.

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GUYS LOOK I HAVE A TALENTED FRIEND

ALSO THANK YOU

THIS MADE ME FEEL LOADS BETTER