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@prunes-said-bucky / prunes-said-bucky.tumblr.com

Hi! I'm Laura but my friends call me Laru. Purveyor of Prompts to The HBC. A Belgian girl addicted to Bucky Barnes and some other of characters. When I'm not drooling over Bucky - I like Nomad Steve, Chris Evans, Supernatural, Stranger Things, Harry Potter and other stuff.
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EXCITING NEWS!

We are proud to announce two new sister blogs:

We hope you will join us for a four-blog-cooperative challenge next week!

We are so pleased that our family is growing. As always, thank you for playing with us.

Love, The HBC 💋

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Welcome to the HBC Second Chance Drabble Challenge!

Writers will be able to choose from 26 prompts previously answered by the HBC between March 2019 and March 2020 - 1 writer each for Seb/Seb Characters and 1 writer each for Evans/Evans Characters. Writers will have one week to complete and post their drabbles and each respective blog will post the links with the original drabble answer.

Rules For Second Chance Drabble Challenge:

  • You DO need to reserve a prompt. Each prompt will have 1 Seb answer and 1 Evans answer. Please DM the appropriate blog with the prompt number you are requesting - @the-ss-horniest-book-club for Seb and @the-ce-horniest-book-club for Evans.
  • You ARE allowed to have two prompts at a time, as long as one is Seb and one is Evans.
  • Once your Drabble is posted, you are allowed to come back for another prompt as the week goes on.
  • There is no word minimum or maximum.
  • Smut/Fluff/Angst/any combo accepted, please adhere to HBC Guidelines.
  • To get on the masterlist, DM the link to your drabble(s) to the HBC blog you requested from - All Second Chance Drabble Challenge links received by midnight EST Monday July 13 will be added to the masterlist.

Prompts:

  1. “There’s people here” “I could just pull your bikini bottoms to the side. No one will notice”
  2. Hi! For the drunk drabbles with Sexy eye candy (Sebastian or Evans)… BondBoy being dominated in bed by a bedass female spy - handcuffs, edging, spanking - hate sex at it’s finest.
  3. For Drunk Drabbles “I’m not a penis expert just a humble penis admirer.”
  4. Chose your own character Drunk Drabbles: “Do we need wine?” “No, I need wine, you need to put your pants on.”
  5. Prompt idea: you’ve been dating (character) for only a couple months and you just walked in on him masterbating
  6. Blind date with *character* goes horribly wrong. - @buckys-minty-breath
  7. You and (Character) are both left handed and fight over the left handed desk all year long. It’s now the last class and he wants to take you out to kick off summer.
  8. Ok who do I have to ask for a sunburn fic with (character)? It’s summer time and I feel like we all could use some sweet Bucky Barnes or Steve Rogers either helping with the aloe or trying to have sex without touching the burned spots and it goes clumsy and funny and “ow-ow-ow it hurts right there!” Either way he whips his dick out fo sho.
  9. “No fair you cheated” “No, I improvised, there’s a difference.”
  10. Steve feels bad about how skinny he is and Bucky teaches him to love himself with every touch
  11. I’m working the local pumpkin patch and you are being very picky about the pumpkin you want AU - choose a character
  12. You got lost in a corn maze and I had to come rescue you AU - pick a character
  13. You lost your scarf and I’m trying to return it AU - choose a character
  14. “His accent made me believe my parents had been saying my name wrong since birth”
  15. Would it be all right if I borrowed your sweater? It smells like you. With Evans or seb?
  16. for the dd: meeting your fave character on your vacation and flirting shamelessy and teasing each other, seeing who will break first.
  17. “Just let me finish this/this level and i swear ill go down on you until you cum at least three times.” With surprise me!
  18. Bartender!character and you having sex on the bar after it closes
  19. “Blindfolds heighten your senses, maybe that’s why you’re whimpering louder than usual.” With anyone?
  20. “I don’t have the patience to remove your clothes right now,” With anyone?
  21. DD: “I’m gonna fuck you so hard we’ll be dropping into the neighbor’s for a coffee.” With anyone
  22. “I give you my full permission to fuck me awake in the morning.” With anyone
  23. “Come sit on daddy’s face.” With anyone
  24. “I want to kiss every inch of your body before I fuck you,” with anyone? - @theycallmebecca
  25. “Quit it! You’re hogging the blankets!” With any characters!
  26. “I’m sorry, you want me to do what with that?” With whomever you choose

Enjoy the Second Chance Drabble Challenge and thank you for playing with us!

Love from The CE HBC 💋

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Welcome to the HBC Second Chance Drabble Challenge!

Writers will be able to choose from 26 prompts previously answered by the HBC between March 2019 and March 2020 - 1 writer each for Seb/Seb Characters and 1 writer each for Evans/Evans Characters. Writers will have one week to complete and post their drabbles and each respective blog will post the links with the original drabble answer.

Rules For Second Chance Drabble Challenge:

  • You DO need to reserve a prompt. Each prompt will have 1 Seb answer and 1 Evans answer. Please DM the appropriate blog with the prompt number you are requesting - @the-ss-horniest-book-club for Seb and @the-ce-horniest-book-club for Evans.
  • You ARE allowed to have two prompts at a time, as long as one is Seb and one is Evans.
  • Once your Drabble is posted, you are allowed to come back for another prompt as the week goes on.
  • There is no word minimum or maximum.
  • Smut/Fluff/Angst/any combo accepted, please adhere to HBC Guidelines.
  • To get on the masterlist, DM the link to your drabble(s) to the HBC blog you requested from - All Second Chance Drabble Challenge links received by midnight EST Monday July 13 will be added to the masterlist.

Prompts:

  1. “There’s people here” “I could just pull your bikini bottoms to the side. No one will notice” 
  2. Hi! For the drunk drabbles with Sexy eye candy (Sebastian or Evans)... BondBoy being dominated in bed by a bedass female spy - handcuffs, edging, spanking - hate sex at it’s finest.
  3. For Drunk Drabbles “I'm not a penis expert just a humble penis admirer.”
  4. Choose your own character Drunk Drabbles: “Do we need wine?” “No, I need wine, you need to put your pants on.”
  5. Prompt idea: you’ve been dating (character) for only a couple months and you just walked in on him masterbating 
  6. Blind date with *character* goes horribly wrong.
  7. You and (Character) are both left handed and fight over the left handed desk all year long. It's now the last class and he wants to take you out to kick off summer.  
  8. Ok who do I have to ask for a sunburn fic with (character)? It’s summer time and I feel like we all could use some sweet Bucky Barnes or Steve Rogers either helping with the aloe or trying to have sex without touching the burned spots and it goes clumsy and funny and “ow-ow-ow it hurts right there!” Either way he whips his dick out fo sho. 
  9.  “No fair you cheated” “No, I improvised, there’s a difference.”
  10. Steve feels bad about how skinny he is and Bucky teaches him to love himself with every touch
  11. I’m working the local pumpkin patch and you are being very picky about the pumpkin you want AU - choose a character  
  12. You got lost in a corn maze and I had to come rescue you AU - pick a character 
  13. You lost your scarf and I’m trying to return it AU - choose a character
  14. “His accent made me believe my parents had been saying my name wrong since birth”
  15. Would it be all right if I borrowed your sweater? It smells like you. With Evans or seb?
  16. for the dd: meeting your fave character on your vacation and flirting shamelessy and teasing each other, seeing who will break first.
  17. “Just let me finish this/this level and i swear ill go down on you until you cum at least three times.” With surprise me!
  18. Bartender!character and you having sex on the bar after it closes 
  19. “Blindfolds heighten your senses, maybe that’s why you’re whimpering louder than usual.” With anyone? 
  20. “I don’t have the patience to remove your clothes right now,” With anyone?  
  21. DD: “I’m gonna fuck you so hard we’ll be dropping into the neighbor’s for a coffee.” With anyone 
  22. "I give you my full permission to fuck me awake in the morning." With anyone  
  23. "Come sit on daddy's face." With anyone 
  24. “I want to kiss every inch of your body before I fuck you,” with anyone?  
  25. “Quit it! You’re hogging the blankets!” With any characters! 
  26. "I'm sorry, you want me to do what with that?" With whomever you choose  ANSWERED by @buckys-minty-breath

Enjoy the Second Chance Drabble Challenge and thank you for playing with us!

Love, The HBC 💋

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Stand Down, Soldier

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Warnings: smut no plot, mentions of squirting, language, 18+

A/N: it's been a while since I've posted anything smutty, hope this makes up for it! This is for @the-ss-horniest-book-club this gif has no relevance to this drabble. But look at this fucking diva. This is my second time writing smut so please be kind 😬

Your hands slapped against the bare wall above your headboard as Bucky relentlessly pounded in from behind you. His balls slapped against your clit, and each brush against your g-spot had you clenching around his thick cock.

"Bucky! Yes!" A strangulated groan erupted from your throat as you struggled to string a single sentence together. Heavy breaths, skin on skin, and the headboard knocking bounced off the brick walls.

"You like that baby?" Bucky grunted. His grip on your waist bruising. His hand slithered around your front and rested on your belly.

"Fuck doll! Can you feel my cock bulging in your belly baby? Fuck I'm so deep."

"Ah, ah! Don't stop!" You begged. Your hands now turned into fists as the coil was about to snap. Your eyes rolled back when he repeatedly brushed against the spots deep inside you. You lost all control of your body, the coil snapped and your juices ran down his entire length. He moaned loudly, smelling your arousal on his cock. The scent was heavy that even you could smell it from your dazed mind.

The feeling of your warmth spurred his own orgasm. His cock pulsed against your fluttering walls as he stilled his hips - his pelvis flush against your ass until he spent all of him, giving you absolutely everything he had. You felt his cum shoot inside, it was warm and you felt him throb.

He slowly pulled out, a mixture of your cum dripped down on the inside of your thighs. He rested his head against your back as you both panted, desperately trying to catch your breath.

"You're amazing." He praised after a short while, collapsing into his space on the bed. You chuckle and join him, putting your head on his chest as his arms engulfed you.

"So are you baby."

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UM, BRB taking a COLD shower....

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Say My Name

Pairing: Charles Blackwood x Reader

Word count: 1092

Warnings: Cursing, smut, sex, Charles being irresistably sexy, more smut!

A/N: Written for @the-ss-horniest-book-club​ Drunk Drabbles on Quarantine, for this prompt sent in by @prunes-said-bucky​, thank you for the delicious inspo!! Thanks for reading, enjoy!

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Charles had been eyeing you all night at the dinner party. It was subtle, he was excellent at keeping a neutral face, exchanging pleasantries with the other guests, but you could see the fire in his eyes every time he looked at you. It had started at home already when he walked into the room as you were sitting at your makeup table, applying the finishing touches on your makeup. He’d paused and stared, taking in your whole look, red dress, hair updo, and makeup, complete with red lipstick - his favorite. You smiled sweetly and stood, crossing the room to him and straightening his tie.

“Ready to go, my love?” He smiled and held out his arm for you.

“Of course darling.”

Oh my GOODNESS! This was so hot and I’m all bothered 😍 Charles was the perfect choice! This is why I love to keep the prompts open so you wonderful talented ladies can choose 😍

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Cold

Word count 225 (what! An actual drabble from me!)

Summary: Prompt Complain your cold one more time and I’ll heat things up in here for the @the-ss-horniest-book-club

“I’m cold” you whined as you slammed the cabinet door shut, the force rattling the wooden frame.

Bucky sighs as he looks up from his book. His patience was wearing thin, all you’ve done is complain since he brought you to this cabin “Doll, put on a sweater or pants” he softly replies.

“No”. You stomp your foot before opening the fridge door and slamming it shut, “Its too fucking cold and I wanna go home”.

Rolling his shoulders, Bucky places the book face down on the table. He rubs his eyes, “Doll, put on more clothes or sit with me by the fireplace”. He raises a brow when you stomp your foot again, “Doll, complain that you’re cold one more time and I’ll heat things up in here” he warns, his eyes flashing.

You storm over to him, pushing on his chest “It’s freezing and I said I wanna go home” you screech as you lean over him.

Bucky looks up at you, tilting his head, his eyes darkening as he spreads his legs, “Take your panties off and get on my lap now”.

“I-”. You stop when he raises his brow. Pouting you slip your panties off before climbing over his lap, “Daddy I’m sorry” you hide your smile when you feel his warm hand palm your ass.

“No, but you will be, now count".

A/N: it almost killed me to keep this short 😅, check out my masterlist!

SIR YES SIR

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Best Seat in the House

Pairing: Bucky x reader

Word Count: 659

Summary: Bucky has been gone on a mission far too long and when he returns you’re in for the best surprise…

Author’s Note: This is for the continuation of the HBC’s @the-ss-horniest-book-club​ drunk drabbles and the amazing prompt below sent in by @prunes-said-bucky​ I combined it with more beard fun that was sent in by my lovel @bucky-on-my-mind​  because let’s be honest, beard gives me life! YUM Hope you all like this! Thank you all so much for reading! Much love always ❤❤❤

Warnings: missing Bucky, teasing, flirting, light smut, beard kink, face sitting ;) 

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You sink a little lower in the bath, sighing as the warm and fragrant water washes over your skin. You’re doing everything you can think of to stay relaxed and pass the time. It’s creeping on almost 4 months that Bucky has been gone on a mission. You’ve had limited contact, no face time at all, just texts and some calls here and there. To say you miss him is an understatement.

oomph this did NOT disappoint! Thank you beauty for writing this masterpiece 😍

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Drench Me

Bucky Barnes x reader

Prompt: “Spit on my pussy. Make me really wet.”

Warnings: Oral sex (female rec), language, beard burn, dirty talk. Just pure filth! 18+

Word Count: 329

Authors Notes: This is written for @the-ss-horniest-book-club and correct me if I’m wrong, the FILTHIEST thing I’ve written since becoming a member 🤣

“Hmmmm fuck.” You moaned, rolling your breasts in your palms. The room was quiet except for the slurping wet noises coming from between your legs.

Bucky was working his magic with that wet muscle. Licking between your folds, rolling the tip around your tingling and pulsing clit, then back to your entrance to gather more wetness to spread around.

“Ah Bucky.” Your back arched off the bed as he drew invisible alphabet letters on your clit.

“Fuck. Come on baby, spit on my pussy. Make me really wet.” Your hand raked through his hair and tugged, earning a growl in return. Bucky complied and gathered as much spit as he could, his fingers held your lips open and spat between them.

His tongue delving back in between your folds. His stubble scratching the sensitive skin around your thighs. You threw your head back against the pillow and closed your eyes as you began to feel dizzy from the sensation of everything happening at once.

Your hips raised on their own accord, allowing his mouth to have better access. The tight knot in the pit of your stomach was tightening. Persistent strokes of his tongue focused on your clit has you squirming.

Your chest heaving and you pinch your nipples, sending electric shocks down to your core. His tongue doesn’t stop and before you could do anything about it, the knot snaps and your orgasm hits like a tidal wave. A pleasurable scream forces it’s way from your throat and your legs quiver around his head. Bucky slows his tongue movements down, easing you through your blissful orgasm.

Bucky crawls up the bed and hovers above you with that goofy grin. Your slick and arousal covers his lips and stubble. He dips his head and captures your lips, instinctively moaning from the taste on his tongue.

“Ready for my cock doll?” He teases, slapping the hard throbbing piece of meat against your sensitive clit, you jolt from the contact.

“I’m ready. Fuck me good Barnes.”

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Sassy Doll

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Prompt: "There's a reason I don't celebrate my birthday." "Is it because you're so old you don't even remember when it was?"

Warnings: fluff, implied sexy times, flirting, teasing, friends to lovers kinda thing

Word count: 403

A/N: for @the-ss-horniest-book-club continued drunk drabbles. Sorry if this sounds like it's all over the place, my mental health is really sucking the life out of me right now and it's hard to stay on track but still, hope this is enjoyable and you have fun reading it!! :)

A smirk grew on your face when you saw the broody old man that you were inevitably in love with sitting alone at the counter staring straight ahead and he mindlessly tapped the porcelain on the cup.

"Happy Birthday Sergeant Barnes!" You chirped waltzing into the kitchen. You leaned in and kissed his cheek as you did every morning.

"Ugh don't remind me." He grumbled, resting his head in his hand.

"Why? You should celebrate it. I can call some old ladies from the nursing homes if you want a date."

"Very funny. There's a reason I don't celebrate my birthday doll." Bucky shook his head and you snickered.

"Is it because you're so old you don't even remember when it was?"

Bucky's eyes narrowed at you and he stood up from his seat abruptly causing you to stagger back against the counter.

"You being sassy with me doll?"

"Who me? Never." You grin. Bucky cages you in, his face inches from your own.

"Careful doll." He's teasing you playfully. Pushing to see how far the two of you can go to resist one another. You nod curtly and Bucky pushes away from the wall.

You stand by the door and turn quickly before you add, "you're the one who should be careful old man. Might fall down and break a hip."

"That's it!" You run for your life down the hall, you can't outrun a super soldier, you've tried but he lets you get a head start and a few long strides he's right behind you.

You squeal when you hear his heavy footsteps behind you, barely making it to your door when his metal hand prevents you from closing it. He lets himself into your room and stalks towards you as you take steps backwards until your knees hit the bed. You're expecting him to kiss you, finally fuck you even. What you weren't expecting from a 100 year old man was his long fingers attacking your ribs. Your withering underneath him from the tickle attack, giggling uncontrollably, tears falling down the side of your face from laughing. Then finally, after months and months of waiting, flirting, teasing he kisses you and a new fire is burning.

"Does everything still work for an old man?" You ask teasingly when he pulled away with a goofy grin.

"Why don't you be quiet and find out for yourself like a good girl huh."

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Just Gettin’ Started

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x reader

Word Count: 1,290 

Warnings: Swearing, smut, smut and more smut. 18+ y’all.

Authors Note: This is for the @the-ss-horniest-book-club​​‘s Extended Drabble Quarantine Edition. Based on the following prompt by @prunes-said-bucky​​. 

“Do you realize how stupid that was?”

“It worked, didn’t it?” You slam your locker and spun to stare down the angry super-soldier. Bucky’s arms were crossed over his chest, his jaw locked. Both of you were splattered in blood and god knows what else. You are exhausted, you smell like gore and burning metal, and are over the attitude of Bucky Barnes.

“You’re not my superior Barnes.”

“No, but I am your backup.”

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Undercover Mess

Destroyer!Chris x Reader

Prompts:  1. Enemies to lovers: Destroyer!Chris doesn’t like you for whatever reason. Things change when he has to protect you. 2. “Why don’t you shut the fuck up and lick my clit!” “If you insist.”

Warnings: mild harassment, enemies to lovers, protective!chris, language.

Word Count: 526

Authors Notes: this is written for @the-ss-horniest-book-club​ and thank you so much for allowing me to combine these two together! Thank you to @jobean12-blog​ for your feedback and for reading it! 

You’re not Erin

Erin wouldn’t done things like this

Do you even know what you’re doing or are you just that stupid?

These were just a minority of the comments you would receive back from Chris, your undercover partner as the two were forced to work together. For whatever reason, you assumed it was because you were nothing like this Erin chick he kept comparing you to - he despised you, always choosing to pick fights with you. Even now as he sat on one of the many broken couches in the room, swirling his beer in his hand and his eyes fixated on you, the hate behind them was evident.

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These are perfect together!! Always have my permission to combine the prompts should the girls want ❤😍

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The Perfect Scoop!

Pairing: Bucky x reader

Word Count: 1,039

Summary: You hear the ice cream man and can’t help your excitement. 

Author’s Note: This is for the HBC’s @the-ss-horniest-book-club​ Summer Loving 24 Hour Challenge and the theme of Sweet Treats and the continuation of drunk drabbles and the prompt sent in below by @prunes-said-bucky​ Hope you enjoy this! Thank you all for reading! Much love always ❤❤❤

Warnings: fluffy sweetness, ice cream yumminess, teasing, dirty talk, implied sexy times ;) 

“BUCKY!!! Buckyyyy!” You run around your apartment searching for him, yelling his name way too loud in the small space. “Where the hell is he,” you mutter under your breath as you turn the corner to the spare bedroom. “I’m right here doll,” is the only thing you hear before slamming into his solid chest. “Ow,” you whine, slumping into his arms. He tries not to laugh but you can feel his body shaking so you swat him a few times. “FINALLY! How come you didn’t answer me!”

I L❤O❤V❤E IT

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