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Keira Knightley in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 

cowboy themed restaurant where theres always a guy playing piano and every other time someone enters through the swinging saloon doors they bang on the keys and everyone goes quiet and stares at them until theyre seated

if you’re ever feeling like you’ve wasted your life and are too old to accomplish your dreams, please find hope and comfort in the fact that you’re definitely still young enough to play a high schooler on a CW teen drama

See that? That’s unicorn blood, that is. I found one dead a few weeks ago. Now, this one’s been hurt bad by something.

me: ah, I’m just being paranoid…………………. (squints) or is it my intuition

The idea that successful pirates would deliberately dress above their station as a calculated fuck-you to the established social order is fun because that is 100% what I would claim I was doing if I had access to a big pile of stolen upper-class duds and no idea how to properly wear any of it.

STAR WARS | Rogue One

Home Depot need more small tunnels for me to crawl thru tbh

Brie Larson in I Made a Vegetarian Crunch Wrap Supreme Video

i may not have any braincells, but i make up for it by having many heartcells

cannot sleep too busy thinking of scenarios

Righty-o. Roger wilco, over and out. Ten-four and goombye!