Howlβs Moving Castle - Fan artΒ by Julia Tveritina
#Tag yourself
a doordasher bringing mcdonalds to a group of four 25 year olds who have the exact same arrangement as the grandparents in willy wonka and the chocolate factory
whenever i read a memoir iβm like how did you remember all that
Idk why but I keep thinking about when I was in 7th grade my English teacher forced me to let her read my personal fan fiction and proceeded to embarrasse me in front of the whole class and say how terrible it was and it was a "cry for help". This wasn't even a month after she aired out something I confided in her in as a joke/lesson to the class, and a little after she told us-- the honors English class-- that we were delusional if we thought the job market would open up for us and that it didn't matter of we were the smart class, that none of us were ever going to make it or be successful in life. I was 12.
this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted
Sometimes u just gotta make yourself a quesadilla and move the fuck on
The worst part about this post??? People saying βwith cheese!β Bitch cheese is literally in the word if it had no cheese it would be a dilla
idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol
One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said βthe person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you wonβt let them help youβ and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like βwhy wonβt you let me helpβ and whoop then I take the medicine
You know Iβm not always proud of what my libido wants but at least Iβve never wanted to fuck Pennywise.
WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE
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this post is still good even without the glitch thatβs how good this post is
for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch:
Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please reblog.
Destroy the enemies of your local library. If you will send fiery ravens into their home or trap them in an endless labyrinth of shelves, also reblog.
Static Shock S3E3 β Static in AfricaΒ
The golden spider of Kwaku Anansi was passed on for several generations, each of its bearers tasked with protecting the treasures of the Ashanti people. It passed down to a man who, like his predecessors, bore the name of his power source: Anansi the Spider.
Via the golden spider of Kwaku Anansi, Anansi gained the power of storytelling and with it, illusion. He can create illusions that seem real, but arenβt. Once an opponent became aware that they were only illusions, they could usually just ignore them.
Anansi can also walk on walls and ceilings like a real spider, which made him able to stand on the bottom of the Static Saucer.Β