Lost In The Sauce

Claude Monet’s water structure and shades.

The age of writing DUMP HIM in the women's restroom stall is out, the age of writing TRY TESTOSTERONE in the women's restroom stall is in

quarters are insane. 4 of them is one real money? what the hell

“No man is an island” oh really? Really? What about him?:

how?? just how?

@jooshthepunished

Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)

me at the job i begged god for

Sorry for being incapable of answering a question without like 900 "It dependssss" prefaces. Unfortunately too many things depend on too many things

sobbing and crying at the woman who stole a meth addicted kitten from her dealer and then she and the kitten got clean together

thats love baby!!

During my first staff lunch at the library, everyone got pickle spears with their sandwiches. One of the children’s librarians didn’t want hers, so I took it. And then someone else said “I don’t want mine either” and I said “gimme.” I ended up eating the equivalent of three whole pickles that day and every staff lunch after that, everyone saved me their pickles.

I am pickle queen.

What I love about this is that the results are almost 50/50. The pickle takers (of which I am also one) are matched by the pickle givers. A truly balanced social dynamic.

disturbingly average customer service experience

tumblrs great. you can have 6,000 followers & only 9 of them are active/real

excited werewolf who thumps their fuckass tail against the ground and knocks shit off tables and knocks people over with it because they’re so happy to see you. if you even care.