Your center of gravity must shift slightly when you have an erection

being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store

[sobs until im physically ill] [buys greek yogurt] [repeat]

"magic mushrooms"? uhm, actually, all mushrooms are magic, so jot that down

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im full of an untamable rage that constantly seethes beneath my skin but im a real laid back dude dont worry about that

BUG RACE

the competition is intense

ava, actively dying of divinium shrapnel: hey bea, why so Blue haha

ava: glow up am i right

ava: admit it , im lookin Sharp today (ouch)

ava: do you think god will be pissed i kissed one of his wives? you’re like. married to god right? bea? do you think he’ll give me a free pass on account of me being so. holy. get it? because there’s so many holes in my body from the explosion? haha it’s funny bc it’s true n also the blood loss

Still cannot believe warrior nun writers went full 'omg they were roommates and there is only one bed' coffeeshop bar au fanfic with avatrice absolutely zero fucks given. Like. The OCS is a top-secret organization that's literally funded by the catholic church, mother superion has the freaking pope on her speed dial, they have the artillery of a small army, secret codes, military-grade tech and weapons, presumably enough money at their disposal to travel the world should the need arise, etc. And then avatrice is like. scrubbing bar floors and sharing a dingy studio apartment in Switzerland to "keep a low profile" or whatever. We don't even know how they got there. It doesn't even matter. s1 ended on a pretty intense cliffhanger with all of our characters in a sticky situation. Whatever, we're skipping ALL of that. "I bet you want to know what happened. Yeah, idk, I'm still figuring it out myself" – fade to black and cut to 2 months time jump with no explanation whatsoever. Ava is mixing cocktails and Beatrice is her boss. They're in love but they're also idiots. Zero exposition, zero fucks, just fanfic and vibes.

WN writers room:

nadia decotis was a lesbian

my life really did improve when i decided to just constantly, casually compliment my friends and family. i cannot recommend it more. it makes everything better. you look incredible in that shirt, you're one of the funniest people i know, you're wearing the hell out of that dress, you're so sexy wtf, you're so talented, i love talking to you, you're so fun to be around, you're so kind, that haircut is amazing, i love you, i love you, i love you

This sounds like bullshit when you're deep in throes of depression and burnout and all that. But it is a real technique and it really works.

By teaching yourself to always find a compliment first when you look at others, it becomes easier to loom for the 'good' or the 'potential' in everything else.

Including yourself, if self loathing is something you struggle with.

Practicing kindness to others makes kindness to yourself easier.

Practicing kindness

to others makes kindness to

yourself easier.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

oh no

Hey guys accidentally destroyed a painting of this decrepit woman in the attic of Buckingham Palace lol .did anything happen while i was gone

Randomly feeling a wave of “I’m so in love with you” when someone does like the silliest shit is the best feeling