swag punch a bitch

TUMBLR PLEASE I WAS TRYING TO SHOW THIS

she tower on my babel till I ἐπιούσιον

#ἐπιούσιον is a word that’s only ever used in the Lord’s prayer#with extreme controversy surrounding its translation#i suspect the joke here is that this post forces the reader to do a bunch of linguistic research#only to not come up with a conclusive answer#mimicking the experiences of those who built the tower of babel#this has been another installment of overexplaining jokes until theyre not funny anymore with autistics via @exbeekeeper​

ok but you just saved my ass 30 minutes of research by explaining the joke and now i can laugh at it sooner you didn't make it not funny you made it funny faster

Recently discovered that Dr Dre's "Keep Their Heads Ringin" matches up uncannily well with the Cardcaptor Sakura OP

Thank God It's Cardcaptor Sakura Friday

im so calm and normal but also if im misunderstood by people in a way i cannot control i will tear apart the fibers of the universe

In response to Slate's article on the possibility having non-heteromative team in figure skating (particularly, ice dance and pairs), Oniceperspective shared a glimpse of Gabriella Papadakis (FRA) and Madison Hubbell (USA) working on their same-sex program. You can see how they switch the leading figure between them.

You can see them trying out lifts in this video.

The rest is on Instagram here:

dude i know you said you weren't feeling good but you have to come over a gnome is letting us take shots out of his hat

the trend of having a bit where lil nas x like very quickly descends from heaven on the pole in tiktoks and like 0.2 seconds of montero plays is so funny

Some people name their child after themselves, and some people say they think of their pets as their children, but rarely do you see a pet owner name their pet after themself. "Hi, I'm Dave, and this is my dog, Dave" -- you just don't see that a lot.

Spinch is literally right here

“minor character death” but not death of a minor character, just a character experiencing a non-major death

I made this post with Danny Phantom in mind and that’s what most of the tags have been. I wasn’t surprised when I saw some anime-lookin names, Merlin, and some version of Robin. I’m upset I didn’t see this coming

alright here’s today’s controversial post. a good amount of you on here will be like “english was my favorite subject 😍😍😍” and then reblog posts like “here is why sex scenes CAN’T have symbolism” and “stop consuming media with toxic characters” like okay so what were you doing in your english classes then. cause it apparently wasn’t learning or analyzing. i’m pretty sure it was doodling pictures of eyes.

to the “op i’m actually NOT a native english speaker, so my ‘english classes’ didn’t have literary analysis” people in the notes

THEY WERE TELLING THE TRUTH

do you think they’re like actual friends or just work friends.

what the fuck happened to hubert

he’s right here