there’s only one innocent in the watcher situation and it’s him

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horse whose hooves are stuck individually in different colored buckets the horse seems a bit surprised but unbothered the sign of a well mannered yet perhaps empty minded horse or perhaps this is all a goof of the horses own design

I work at an equine hospital and for non horse people, there’s ice in those buckets for the horse’s feet. This is a common thing to do after a horse eats too much food, as ingesting high amounts of sugar causes inflammation in the hoof. So this horse is not just content in his buckets, he’s likely just enjoyed the greatest meal of his life.

it got lost in the sauce so hard that it had to put its feet in the sauce shoutout to a homie and a legend

The School of Susthens

marcille is NOT an animal crossing cozy gamer girl she is a fucking spreadsheet warrior. maybe she plays stardew valley but she runs that farm like the navy

tired: marcille plays animal crossing and nothing else

wired: senshi plays animal crossing and nothing else

there's not much i wouldn't do to keep you here besides me

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yknow what chilchuck deserved that sex ed talk maybe if someone told him about safe sex earlier he wouldn't of ended up divorced with 3 kids

just choked on my drink

god imagine seeing this happen like every single day

bonus:

Ryoko Kui please return my calls

forgot the best part of death note, the american names written by someone who was just kind of guessing what american names sounded like. anyways rip to raye penber, arire weekwood, and lian zapack, average american men

rest in peace real character and average american man mail jeevas

the real american men and women of death note taken STRAIGHT from the manga

Same energy

Ok I know many foreign names in manga/anime do sound this dumb out of cluelessness and it's funny to point and laugh, but in the case of Death Note in particular, this was not a "haha japanese man doesn't know american names" thing. The weird names were a deliberate choice.

I don't have my copy with me right now to directly quote the passage, but on the Death Note vol. 13 tankoubon—which consists of extras and behind-the-scenes content—, the author says that all the names in the series (including the japanese ones) were chosen to not be similar to real names, to avoid creating awkwardness/fear/superstition due to someone's real name being in the fictional Death Note.

For the japanese names, this was achieved by using names that sound like normal japanese names, but are written with unusual kanji (such as the surname Ide being spelled 伊出 rather than 井手, or Takahashi spelled 鷹橋 rather than 高橋). Light's whole name, Yagami Light spelled 夜神月, is very unique and unusual, to avoid creating unwanted association between him and any real person.

Since names in english don't have kanji, the author just invented names that sound vaguely american/british but are not real names in those countries.

oh i didn’t know this!  that’s actually really cool!

Apr. 8 2024 Eclipse

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So like… do you guys think women want him… fish fear him???

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Memory Chilchuck

Girl who wants her friends to live long and healthy vs guy who sucks at taking care of himself who wins

WHITE QUEERS GET THE FUCKING HINT THAT YOUR QUEERNESS DOES NOT ELIMINATE YOUR WHITENESS AND YOU ARE STILL NOT ONLY CAPABLE OF AND IN MANY CASES ACTIVELY DOING RACIST SHIT!!!

like oh my god can you guys stop making shit up to have an excuse to harass people of color on this website you fucking thin-skinned eggshell motherfuckers. a nonwhite user calling out your fucking racism is not queerphobic you're just being a racist shitbag

"uhm yeah white queers can cry wolf but ehrm have you considered uh. so can people of color??? checkmate" LISTEN. TO. YOURSELF. YOU FUCKING DENSE ASS CRACKER. MY FUCKING LORD

like NO. MATTER. WHAT. your whiteness will ALWAYS afford you more privilege over people of color. Yes, even cishet men of color. you being trans or a lesbian or nonbinary or bisexual DOES NOT ERASE OR EVEN REDUCE YOUR WHITE PRIVILEGE and im tired of CraQueers acting like it does.

For anyone who is confused about what I am saying I have boiled it down into a very easy to digest graphic: