‘ getting the fuck over things is the best! ’
‘ i love the concept. never tried it, but it’s a hell of a concept! ’
‘ you know that feeling you get when you’ve just showered and you crawl into a soft bed with clean sheets and you just feel safe and calm? that’s how i want my heart to feel. ’
‘ when dogs say boof instead of barking. reblog if u agree ’
‘ where does a mansplainer get his water? from a well, actually. ’
‘ do girls really mature faster? or do we just excuse boys’ immaturity longer? ’
‘ if i had to pin point my biggest flaw, it would probably be me. ’
‘ will anyone ever fall in love with my boring ass??? ’
‘ date a girl who keeps a post-it note over her webcam bc the government is watching her. ’
‘ the difference between 4 a.m. and 5 a.m. is late as fuck and early as hell. ’
‘ does anyone else get language cravings? like you’re doing the dishes and suddenly feel an irresistible urge to learn a little danish. ’
‘ kinda want a relationship. kinda don’t ever want to give someone the power to hurt me. ’
‘ fuck boys, I only trust rice. ’
‘ whoever i end up marrying is going to be lucky af cause i got so much love to give. ’
‘ luke skywalker is relatable because he did a couple days of exercise and was like “actually i’d rather go die in a war.” ’
‘ mood: saying “mood” to everything. ’
‘ i’m really bad at conversations. sorry if i’ve ever talked to you ’
‘ share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach. ’
‘ the struggle between me wanting to be successful and me wanting to lay in bed 24/7. ’
‘ i’m at the “we’ll see” stage in my life. with everything and everyone. we will see. ’
‘ while extroverts get their energy by being around other people, i (an introvert), get energy from being hit by a train. more or less.
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‘ a cup of hot tea really heals ur soul this is true science. ’
‘ i’m going to cry i’m so lonely now and all i have is this fucking cup of leaf water. ’
‘ why do superheroes care so much about their cities? its always “i have to protect this city” or “people of this city will die” like chill, i mean shit i don’t even know who my mayor is. ’
‘ when i say “the other day” it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth. ’
‘ YOU KNOW WHAT’S EXTREMELY TOXIC? JEALOUSY, turning saints into the sea. swimming through sick lullabies. choking on your alibis, but it’s just the price i pay ’
‘ two years i ago i was a fucking mess and now i’m a fucking mess, but at peace with it and i’ve found a bunch of great music. ’
‘ move, greg. i have depression and i want the pasta. it’s an emergency. ’
‘ life problems i anticipated as a child: quicksand, ghosts. life problems i did NOT anticipate as a child: the crushing sense of failure associated with botched social interactions. ’
‘ i get so excited when i can’t remember the name of someone i knew in high school it’s like i’m one step closer to being fully cleansed. ’
‘ what do u mean i don’t have a social life??? i just went grocery shopping with my mom. ’
‘ i’m a laid back person with a ton of anxiety. ’
‘ i can’t hear you over how much i hate my town. ’
‘ i accidentally vented to them so now i can never speak to them again. ’
‘ oh sweet, sweet sounds of 80s synthesizers, alleviate me. ’
‘ “i’m trying my best!!” i say as if my best didn’t pack up and leave me in 2012 without any warning. ’
‘ we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek. ’
‘ imagine getting a mental notification for every single time someone thought about you… it’d still be dry like my phone. ’
‘ it’s funny because even online i find it hard to be social and make friends. ’
‘ bamf: bad at making friends. ’
‘ i hate when someone turns my music down in the car to speak… u think your convo is more important than this absolute banger??? get out!! ’
‘ (to the tune of the final countdown): it’s a mental breakdown! ’
‘ rip doesn’t even mean rest in peace anymore, it’s just rip. ’
‘ if you wanna be my friend you gotta put up with me disappearing for weeks at a time and my inability to make emotional connections so be prepared. ’
‘ “it’s uncool to tie your jacket around your waist” is straight propaganda and they might have to carry theirs around but we don’t. ’
‘ why do tv shows get canceled like finish what u fucking started. ’
‘ the number of messages i’ve failed to answer across all my devices and media platforms will be weighed against my soul on judgment day, and i will be cast into hell. ’
‘ i’m really boring if i’m not comfortable with you. ’
‘ do you fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone?? ’
‘ just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta. ’
‘ i need a small loan of $1,000,000. ’
‘ i’m not the same person i was 2 minutes ago. ’
‘ where can i find this friendzone i need some friends. ’
‘ i have an idealized version of myself in my mind and she’s really pissed off at my life choices. ’
‘ i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem? ’
‘ i hate how when ppl get in an argument they start using big ass words, like how u go from a meme loving fuck to an english professor in 2 seconds. ’
‘ when someone calls u their best friend out loud > romantic love. ’
‘ sometimes u just have to say ‘tragic’ and move on. ’
‘ if u can afford to spend 12k on a festival to see blink 182 u can afford to die there. ’
‘ i feel like i’m in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed. ’
‘ my kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao ’
‘ dont ignore me ?? i despise being ignored ?? i mean im ignoring like 8 ppl right now but still ??? ’
‘ people who suggest getting breakfast together as a hangout plan are the kind of people you want to hang onto. ’
‘ my specialty: the accidental 12-hour nap in broad daylight. ’
‘ i think what’s wrong with me is that i don’t live secluded in a hut in the woods. i don’t bang enough rocks against enough things. i just haven’t forged any swords. ’
‘ whoever invents headphones that are comfortable to sleep in will get so rich. ’
‘ i’m an angry person and i want to let it out and be an asshole but i’m also a nice person and i don’t want to actually hurt anyone’s feelings. do u feel me?? ’
‘ your smile makes any day a thousand times better. ’
‘ hey hmu if u wanna fall in love with me. ’
‘ 90′s babies… we getting old. ’
‘ stay safe because I like being alive at the same time as you. ’
‘ i love my solitude but i was meant to be a lover. ’
‘ i’m literally tired of myself. ’
‘ i really do mean all those things i say to you. i hope you know this. ’
‘ there’s something so nice about friends who tell you they love you. ’
‘ i love the moon!!!! she follows me everywhere to make sure i’m safe. ’
‘ brah fuck it i’m just die. ’
‘ i won’t hesitate (to love you unconditionally) bitch. ’
‘ i’m kiss deprived. ’
‘ i just want someone to kiss my neck, cuddle me, and play with my hair. ’
‘ me, two days into spring: do you remember the good old days when all the bugs were in hell where they belong? ’
‘ je suis,…. how do u say it……….. ready 2 die. ’
‘ not putting a case on your iphone is like not putting a baby in a car seat. ’
‘ if i want you, never worry about who wants me. ’
‘ calling me baby makes me so freakin weak. ’
‘ i’m a solid 2/10 but i’m kinky and loyal so hmu. ’
‘ watching documentaries and making out on the couch is my kind of date. ’
‘ space pisses me OFF the sun is TOO large and black holes are TOO mysterious and aliens are TOO sneaky. ’
‘ date someone who makes it feel like there’s a sunset in your chest every time you look at them. ’
‘ push me onto the bed and climb on top of me. ’
‘ hearing “i love you” from the right person feels like a big warm hug. ’
‘ all the love songs are becoming about you now. ’
‘ the rumors are true: i’m soft and i just want to be loved. ’
‘ avatar: the last airbender (2005-2008) would never have let me down like this. ’
‘ first of all i love tiddies so jot that down. ’
‘ fr tho, communication is so important to me. tell me what u want from me, tell me how i make u feel, be real with me, be real with ur soul. ’
‘ i really need to be fucked by something other than life. ’
‘ you are good and kind and the sun shines differently on you. ’
‘ goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do. ’
