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melusine.exe

@cephalo-bot / cephalo-bot.tumblr.com

24, on the internet, no one knows you have tentacles. my name is melusine.
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Optimus prime becomes a western highway ghost story.

If you’re driving in the dead of night along those long stretches of highway in the western US you might just encounter a lone big rig who will drive along side you for miles. The truckers will blow their horns as they recognize his custom paint and trailer the truck will slow its steady speed to match them. Those truckers with cbs say that there’s someone to talk to in there but he seams sad and lonely. No one ever sees him stop. Some say he’s an angel who will lead rescue workers to crashes at the dead of night. Those unfortunate enough to wander the highways at night tell story’s of the truck that stopped and got them somewhere warm and safe for the night only to wake in the morning with large sums of money in there pockets and a small note apologizing for the low sum. Children and parents smile as he always honks his horn when asked. The people of the western highways know when you see big red you’re always taken care of no matter who you are or where you came from.

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tossawary

Starscream is probably the funniest Transformers character to keep turning out to be effectively immortal. Megatron at least has a cult kind of thing going on and his body being reused as a powerful weapon of war by other villains also tracks. And divine intervention via the Matrix and also the narrative (toy sales) deeming him the Main Character won't fucking let Optimus Prime die and stay dead. Starscream apparently just exists to be a pathetic thorn in everyone's side.

Freak of nature. Cockroach motherfucker supreme. The universe's favorite unwitting clown who will never learn. Loathed by both Autobots and Decepticons for being So Fucking Annoying and neither side can kill him permanently. Tragic.

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radgritty

GUESS WHO INHALED A WHOLE BUNCH OF BUG SPRAY!

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greenwire

normally i'd scroll past this and go "huh. ok." but every other post on my dashboard is an identical gifset of zendaya at the met ball and i really just want to amplify other voices on the internet right now.

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