just returned to tumblr after ages and this platform is as shitty as ever
the mortifying ordeal of hearing a recording of your own voice
nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back
THIS ONE
i can see it
This destroyed me.
So long, darling.
so.
i guess fanfiction wasn’t a phase….
The world wasn't ready for Megamind in 2010. I think it could be ready now. After seeing the same superhero arc in every Marvel movie, the squandered subversion in expectations from Game of Thrones, the tired consistent revamps of previously done ideas from Disney,, I petition that we just rerelease Megamind in theaters again. No changes at all. Just toss it back in there and let people experience culture and class for the first time in their lives
“Woaah look at the moon” Me literally every night no matter what phase the moon is.
my brain is fired
i mean fried
yknow what my brain is fired too. collect your things, i’ve had it with ur shit
shlfsdskldfj post-Far From Home Peter finding out Wanda’s fucked off to her own little self indulgent world where everything is perfectly fine and showing up to new jersey like
i think it’s amazing how the tua fandom saw diego’s obsession with saving jfk in season 2 and immediately went “he’s in love your honor”
Mutuals looking at my blog
It deeply pains me to know that there are some fanfics out there, some golden fanfics, that deserve to be seen and appreciated, that I will never get the chance to read because they’re buried amongst thousands of other golden fanfics and there is simply not enough time to read all of them because of this stupid mortal countdown.
Just me and my Spotify playlists against the world
supervillains fucking hate fighting the x-men because the teams change constantly and sometimes there are??? totally new people there???? fuck there’s a teenager who literally just has eyes all over his body. is he even technically a superhero yet or is he a student. who the fuck knows. how do we counter this shit
When one seems completely non-mutated and they’re like
And no matter which team it is, Wolverine is there. Is it the future? Wolverine is there. Is it an alternate reality? Wolverine is there. Is Wolverine dead? Wolverine is there.
Was Wolverine never born in this alternate reality? Wolverine is there.
Does Wolverine only exist as a non corporeal spirit? Wolverine is there.
Is Wolverine only a philosophical construct used to explain our place in an uncaring universe? Wolverine is there.
Is Wolverine only a theological concept used to explain mankind’s struggle against the universe? Wolverine is there.
Is Wolverine there? Another Wolverine is also there.
And let’s not forget when the villains just switch sides. Last week this guy was on your side now he’s next to Wolverine and kicking your ass.
The only constant is Wolverine.
There are three constants in life: death, taxes, and Wolverine.
This entire thread sounds like Magneto woke up at 3am, wrote the whole thing with his eyes closed, then rolled over and went back to sleep.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Did he realize Wolverine was in there?
if ur hoodie isn’t oversized and comfy then whats even the point
Lila: mum this is my boyfriend :):)
Diego, who was just kidnapped:
The Handler, who tried to have him killed days before: