TR: ꨄYANDERE ONE NIGHT STAND HEADCANONSꨄ

Sano Manjiro, Hanemiya Kazutora, Sanzu Haruchiyo, & Haitani Brothers x Reader

Characters are 18+

❦Idc how bad you want it, do NOT wake up to these mfs❦

12:00am — sanzu haruchiyo

“get ready with me!” sanzu smiles at the cheery tone in your voice as you wave at the camera.

“—as i tell you the reasons why i think it’s okay to cheat on your boyfriend.” sanzu’s smile drops, his head snaps to wear you were currently preparing your makeup and his pink hair even goes as far to swoosh with the wind due to how fast he turned.

“did i hear that right?” sanzu asks.

no response.

“you mean why you can’t cheat, right baby?”

no response. you were currently dabbing on your concealer and flaunting your eyeshadow palette to your camera.

sanzu stands up, walks over to you and gets right on your face, a confused look still on his handsome features.

“you mean, why you can’t cheat, right baby?” he repeats, the only response he gets from you is a side eye and a raised brow before you turn to the camera and show off your mascara.

“baby, what the fuck?” sanzu kept pestering his expression slowly morphing into anger as he watches you brush on your blush.

you even smiled and winked at the camera, effectively ticking him off.

“sure, babe. go tell them.” sanzu says, rolling his vibrant eyes. “tell them why it’s okay to cheat on their boyfriends.” sanzu challenges you, wanting to hear a response.

silence.

sanzu was almost at his boiling point as he watched you struggle with your eyeliner. he had half a mind bumping your hand so that it would turn out uneven but decided against that.

“tell the audience why, babe.” sanzu was about to punch a wall, maybe the wall would answer because you clearly weren’t.

sanzu watches as you swipe your favorite lipstick, completing the final look.

once you were satisfied, you playfully smiled at the camera and wiggled your fingers under your chin, emphasizing the look as you finally speak.

“and that’s the look for today!”

sanzu was about to go insane, he swears he is.

“what?” sanzu asked, appalled. “you didn’t even tell the audience why you think cheating is a good idea! what the fu—” it was only by then sanzu realized that you were silent the entire video.

because you didn’t have a reason to believe it’s okay to cheat.

sanzu sighs, bringing a palm to his forehead before dramatically dragging it down to his face.

“you’re so annoying, do you know that?” you snorted, fits of giggled escaping your lips as he looks at you with a “are you fucking serious?” expression.

“how do i look, haru?” you say smiling at him and he swears his heart beat a tad louder.

damn you for being so cute.

“beautiful.” he says, cupping your cheeks in his hands. “as always.” you beam at him, thanking the compliment.

“now give me a kiss.” “haru i just applied on lipstick i—”

“don’t care. give me a kiss.”

“haru!”

you had to reapply your lipstick and clean up the smudging on your chin.

note/s: omg i think this is my first sanzu drabble (everyone screams) when i found out abt this trend, my mind automatically went to good tl haru who was a youtuber bc honestly?? i do feel like y/n and haru would have one of thosegoofy couple tiktok accounts that we make fun of but secretly envy and cry abt

Men who are so emotionally constipated, or have been through enough trauma that they don't... exactly... do well with touch, but are extremely touch starved and crave love beyond anything else physical.

Men who suddenly gain an adorable S/O who is willing to do all that and more.

Men, who suddenly find themselves having someone to come home to every night; who find themselves lying beside said person every night; who's willing to hold them for as long as necessary when it gets difficult; who refuses to abandon them no matter the circumstance.

Boyfriends, who find it difficult to truly express themselves when they want to, and get frustrated whenever they have that difficulty.

Boyfriends who find their S/O so attractive that they can't help themselves, so they end up blurting out the thoughts that come to mind.

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Boyfriends who become your husband because he made that same mistake one day, and scrambled to grab the ring.

(The same ring that had been sitting in his pocket for the last three months.)

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JJK: Gojo, Megumi,

ToRev: Hanma, KAZUTORA, Shinichiro, SANZU, Izana, Kokonoi

HSR: Blade, AVENTURINE, DANHENG,

Genshin: KAEYA, DILUC, Scaramouche/Wanderer, Xiao,

BNHA: Aizawa, TODOROKI, DABI,

Haikyuu: OIKAWA, Atsumu,

No one:

Literally no one:

Bonten! Sanzu: DARLINGGGGG, GUESS WHO'S BACK FROM JAAAAILLLLL!?!?!?!?

Them being harsh to everyone else but gentle with you ♡

CHIAKI KURIYAMA as GOGO YUBARI in KILL BILL (2003) dir. Quentin Tarantino

ocean to me is a symbol of repose

feeling great!

Old sketch

Them in the bad timelines ♡

[texts back three years later] haha not much what about you

NEW ILLUSTRATION

@soubi122 😫

@anahryal bah they are so adorable ❤️

you're allowed to be proud of things that others would consider small you're allowed to be proud of eating food you're allowed to be proud of drinking water you're allowed to be proud of brushing your teeth you're allowed to be proud of washing your hair you're allowed to be proud of going outside you're allowed to be proud of having a conversation you're allowed to be proud of getting out of bed you're allowed to be proud of just surviving this long you're allowed to be proud of things that others would consider small

“Gentlemen,” Mikey says.

His voice doesn’t rise above its regular volume but the single word is enough to quiet the room of executives settled around the conference table.

He's standing at one end, a hand in the pocket of his slacks, the other tapping a random rhythm into the mahogany surface of the table as he regards his...what did you say these men were to him?

They're your friends Mikey.