It’s like 3 am

from the bottom of my heart, please know, that i’d appreciate being slammed against a wall with your hand down my pants and your breath against my neck saying that I am yours and only yours

i love saying fuck me because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly

daddy sex bang me

i felt obliged to make this gif :p

me reading my own smut fics

Just some good old #GrumpSecrets for you guys

Arin Answers Your Questions! - Part 2

me: and i cant even get a text back.

them: you didnt even send anyone anything

me: and i cant even get a text back.

This one was inspired by the lovely Anon who requested some Vega. Here, Hugo’s appearance is based on Hrithik Roshan’s pictures.

3/? edits. Previous: Joseph, Robert

Hugo is best dad

whats poppin in that peppermint 🍬🔴⚪️ pussy 🍑💦 u little snowhoe ❄️👅👀🎄 DICKCEMBER 🎄 is almost 👌🏼here 🚨🍆🍒 and the only way to stay warm is to ride daddy’s christmASS tree 🎄🍑✔️ all month long until his SAP comes out 🍺👅💦💯 but don’t forget ❌❌ to lick off any syrup 🌬🍯 from daddy’s HARD candy cane 🍭😩 if u wanna get RAWED 🚼🍆😩😏 under the mistleHOE 🌿 send this to 2️⃣5️⃣ of ur thickest elves 👩🏽👩🏾 if u get 0️⃣ back then you’re an UNGLY GRINCH 😷😴 if u get 🔟😋back ur a BAD JINGLE BELL BITCH 🔥🙌🏾 if u get 2️⃣0️⃣ back 😏 then get ready for daddy claus and st DICKolas on christmAss eve 🎄❗️🎄 share in 6️⃣9️⃣😉💦 seconds or u won’t get be gettin dicked down 😱 in 2️⃣❗️0️⃣❗️1️⃣❗️7️⃣❗️

UNGLY GRINCH I’M WEEPING

Taking Fanfic Requests! [YouTubers]

Hey, guys! So, I know I’m still pretty new to this blogging thing but it’s kind of my new addiction and I’m slowly coming to terms with the fact that I am complete and utter YouTube trash so I thought I’d turn to you guys for suggestions!

Here are the YouTubers I’m personally big fans of as people and will happily write about. The combinations/pairings and scenarios are up to you! 

I am happy to write angst, alternate universes (within reason), fluff, smut (within reason) and non-romance!

Read my stuff!

Game Grumps: 

Markiplier:

Jacksepticeye:

Jacksfilms:

PewDiePie (above):

Rhett & Link (below):

Dan & Phil:

The Slow Mo Guys:

Always taking new YouTuber fanfic requests! I haven't written anything in a while so hit me up if you want something!

Never forget.

I’m a terrible person with a very large teacher kink

she is literal perfection 

goals af