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This IS the Denny's Parking Lot

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My commissions have been opened back up for 2023!

You can find more in-depth information (including text only descriptions) for pricing and guidelines here on my main page!

I’ll be having only 4 slots available at a time with frequent updates, but please always feel free to message me and ask if I have availability!

Below (and listed on my page) is also a brief guideline of my boundaries, so please take a glance over and message me with any questions if you would like to reserve a slot!

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oicuperp

hoffman's car

  1. Springfield Armory XD-M
  2. HK USP
  3. Desert Eagle
  4. 1911 derivative (specific model unknown)
  5. SIG P229 Elite
  6. Beretta 92FS
  7. Diamondback DB9
  8. Ruger P-Series pistol
  9. Kel-Tec PMR30
  10. Ruger 22/45
  11. Unidentified revolver, likely Smith & Wesson
  12. Unidentified revolver, likely Smith & Wesson
  13. Unidentified (revolver?)
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maykitz

you forgot to identify the pink one

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sapphixxx

11. Is a Ruger GP100, based on the scalloped section behind the cylinder and wooden insert in the synthetic grip

12. Is a S&W Model 10 based on the proportion of the size of the cylinder to the trigger guard, fixed notch rear sight, narrow hammer, and small grips that do not fill the upper portion of the frame behind the trigger guard

you forgot to identify the pink one

Adam & Eve Silicone G-Gasm Rabbit based on the curved vibrating tip, dual motors, 7 vibration modes, and fully waterproof pink silicone casing

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derrida-simp

@identifying-cars-in-posts what's the car tho

2011-2014 Ford F-150

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24fish
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Who Would Win:

Canon wlw ship that the entire production team cared for and put a lot of thought into building their chemistry and establishing their relationship and blossoming bond from the start and allowing them to get married after their earned happy ending together—

or—

Two white dudes of whom the production team very much had resentment towards the shippers of to the point of giving them a half assed one-sided ‘confession’ before fucking killing both of them at the end of the series

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Hey did you know that cats have important blood vessels in their noses and that's why you need to be super careful they don't get cuts on their snoots?

Anyways--

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I remember when I worked one of my old kitchen jobs forever ago I started getting pissed that the smokers could walk out for 5 minutes whenever even if we were in a bad rush so I started lying to my bosses that I had started smoking so I could go out and get some fresh air for a few minutes when I wanted to. I got found out a few weeks later and when my bosses threatened to write me up I challenged why the smokers were allowed to have 5 minutes outside to themselves but I couldn’t and no one could give me a straight answer so they just threatened to fire me if I kept doing it, so about a week later when I got dropped the hint that they were gonna stop scheduling me for hours into the next month I just no-call no-show quit because I had already gotten hired for a new job.

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killy

Trying to find The Most Accurate reading of anything in a text is like the opposite of what professors at the graduate level are looking for, much less journals where one is aiming to get published. Like you’re trying to produce *a* reading that you can support, not *the* reading, there is no Ultimate Accurate Reading because you’re working with like interconnected systems of meaning that will mean different things to different people in different contexts. It’s not like trying to solve an equation

This is just silly. There are plenty of stories where you never can know what the intent was because the author died without saying anything about it, was anonymous, all records were lost or never existed in the first place, or they simply want(ed) to leave the work up to interpretation. And the idea that an “inaccurate” reading is necessarily “harmful” is nonsense. I can glean some things about the “intentions” of the Beowulf poet from historical context and the typical function of a Germanic epic poem, but based on that historical context and typical function I’m probably not supposed to relate to Grendel, yet I’m not harming anyone by doing so, come on now. Lots of marginalized people relate to Frankenstein’s creature, but there’s plenty of evidence that Shelley intended the story to have an anti-miscegenation message; are the people of color who relate to the monster harming themselves or do they bring something to the story that Shelley could not? Stories are bigger than the people who wrote them, that’s why we can talk about a single work of literature for centuries

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niuniente
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rat-facts

listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny

orange bear puppet: i think tutter’s looking a little tired, don’t you?

tutter (mouse puppet): [panting and screaming]

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It’s so unreasonably hard having any conversation with nuance on left Twitter because of the rampant hypocrisy.

Pro-gnc until your identity is a little too gnc. Pro-SW-liberation until you’re a SW that points out that also means worker’s rights for people who still want to be SWs. Pro-sex until we think you like sex a little too much. Protect victims until those victims aren’t perfect and sweet wilting wallflowers. Pro-child rights until a kid is a little too loud or rude in a public area. Pro-disabled-rights until a disabled person asks for accommodations for inclusion. Intersectionality until we decide we don’t like your vibe anymore.

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