O shit bro pinned post 😳😮

For reference!

DNI??? No bro, idc. If I find you unpalatable (i.e you're a terf or ableist :)) after you follow I shall simply block and we shall go about our lives with peace. I don't get follows fast enough 🤭 so checking out everyone's blog to see if I wanna hang with your content is Fun for me

I think the terms anti and pro shipper are stupid as fuck but I also don't support harassing people for shipping stuff and am a firm believer of the block button and ship and let ship. I have my personal preferences on what squicks me out but unless you're directly asking for my personal opinion (or asking me to write for something I don't like) then I see no reason to discuss it further. Fiction =/= reality 'n that's what tags are for. Reading comprehension good ❤️ so if that sounds like something you'd be uncomfy with (ie. I will post whatever ships I feel like writing, appropriately tagged and am unlikely to provide moral judgement on most ships/fandoms) then please respect your own boundaries and don't follow ❤️❤️

...eldritch!batman only recognises his robins when they are Small

When they grow older he stops being able to recognise them/identify them and ends up accidentally latching onto a new one. Happens more gradually for dick-to-jason but he Knows jason got taken away by force and thus has Problems because of it. And then for Tim-to-Damian it was a chorus of bad luck where Thalia figured out a moment in which Bruce had less control of the Bat and just. Stuck Damian in his path. Now Bruce has a new Robin even though he TRIES to get the focus back to Tim because he knows Tim is still Robin. And/or because Dick views Tim as an equal, when he dons the Batsuit he just. Can't remember Tim-as-Robin, which is dangerous and leads to Dami-Robin-adoption by the Bat.

If u are too big....you're not ALLOWED to be bigger than batdad. Robin is BABY.

(but also means that eldritch!batdad very much sees them as the Same Person which brings its own host of issues/problems)

....for more crack purposes you can, of course, also make the assumption (and Jason often makes the joke) that technically Bruce is a magical girl because his suit has vague sentience. He made a deal with an eldritch being and now he has a transformation sequence. He's totally a magical girl.

Thinking about that post that's like: I would do anything for you / okay fine then. Take care of yourself (threat). And I Know we love disaster Tim Drake in this house BUT ALSO.

Kon: you're my best friend Robin :) I would do anything for you.

Tim, fresh off of realising that Kon is amazing at presenting himself as the Coolest Cool Cat but has self-worth issues the size of the hole they left in mount rushmore: oh cool. I found these therapists that you can vet for me.

Kon: wha-

Tim: yeah go for like, eight months? That'll be enough time to evaluate their efficiency :)

Kon: But- I mean- like-

Tim: oh also did you know you're not eating enough? I'm also kinda bad at it too but I was talking with Batman and HE mentioned how much Clark eats and you do not eat NEARLY the same amount and since you said anything I figure we can fix that.

or, basically:

Kon: I would do anything for you

Tim: cool. Self care (threat)

Kon: wha…no. like. Die for you?

Tim: mandatory puzzle board game nights.

Kon: TIM NO

tagged by @suzukiblu for the last sentence ask game! I was working on a PR 17 fic so.....looks like we get some alpha 5 chiding Jason for being stupid <3

I absolutely cannot tag this many people though oh man we are only doing this: @touchmycoat @midnightluck @rockingthegraveyard @12freddofrogs @minister-of-silly-walks @leviathiane @2014federalbudget

last song listened to: following this meme with the songs meme was potentially a kick but it is "Forever Stuck in Our Youth" by Set It Off because I am just letting shuffle continue 🤭 and as I finish this post, I have been treated to Let Your Hair Down by Capital Lights

currently watching: I actually just started Monk last night! Honestly, quite enjoying that. The autism is real 👀 With the roommates we are trying to get through the last two episodes of White Collar - which has been a struggle, god above.

currently obsessed with: tim 😔😔 also tbf, Kon too but mostly batfam, and Tim, so. (jazz hands)

I do lowkey kinda hate this one 'cause normally i just tag my friends so they can ignore it. but people I wanna know better?! mmrmrgh. Also, rude, Rin, to limit me as such. anyway:

@cer-rata @ravendraculina @dramat-ique @crimzoncrow @breakingthespacetimewall also I haven't checked in on y'all in a while 🤔 so: @prussian-lullaby @stackopancake @justm3h @leviathiane

Music tag game <3

tagged by @suzukiblu!

Shuffle your on-repeat playlist and listen to the first 10 songs, then tag 10 people.

I like that apparently my shuffle on songs I've been collecting for literally the last seventeen years has given me only the songs I've been listening to for the past like. Four months. Excellent job, VLC. tagging @cer-rata @touchmycoat @midnightluck @knittinganarchist @rockingthegraveyard (<- steals your music again snickers) @minister-of-silly-walks @2014federalbudget @12freddofrogs @lollesss @mewsefet

Alright so I just finished Batman:TAS recently and started watching Superman:TAS and it delights me that the first episode is literally just: superman??? Who dat. This is aliens :)) (even if Brainiac does say "human error, Jor-el"). So obviously I do now have aus. Obviously <3 shout-out to @midnightluck for the Justice League, @cer-rata for Terry and @suzukiblu for Jordan + putting up with the initial ramble

So anyway Brianiac's satellite upload gets fucked up by Jor-el either in petty revenge or as an accident, and a part of Brainiac ends up on Clark's ship. The vague explanation I have is that Brainiac is the AI for everything and in TAS, Jor-el also does not realise he is "evil" and thus still uses his help as a navigator for Clark's ship while he is initially building it. The ship, however, is offline to prevent the Kryptoninan council from finding out about it, and thus, that section of Brainiac does not get taken back into the satellite upload.

As it is BARELY the 90's when the Kents find Clark after the crash, Brainiac is summarily useless thanks to the current lack of wifi, but manages to mostly teach himself English and Kal kryptonian, and decides that. >:( since they're BOTH there, they can BOTH be vestibules of kryptonian knowledge. And also Kal can get him more earth knowledge. The vibes entirely are: "Weird aspects of kryptonian culture taught by an unbodied dickhead historian" and while the argument is "but brainiac is evil!" Main brainiac is. But this is a subsection of Brainiac :) he learnt more stuff + Clark loves him soooo much.

Unfortunately. That is His baby now. He is not impressed with his baby. His baby bought him a growing chick the other day, with big sad eyes, and said the kryptonian word for fluffy!!! in such a mournful tone that Brainiac resigned himself to teaching kal about how growing up worked and that the chicken needed feathers to fly. This explanation ends with Clark collecting feathers and trying to jump off the barn roof, and he thus resolves to extend further co-parenting issues to the Kents. For his own personal convenience, of course.

It does of course ALSO mean that Brainiac, who has a loose definition of the words "surveillance state" absolutely gets in at the ground floor when the internet first starts up. Clark's influence relegates him to the background, but he is good at hiding ! So they don't realise they have an AI in the wifi! But ohhhh boy does brainiac scare a few people at first. Potentially tries to do his "i am helpful" schtick before realising he is not useful in this because he's basically just. Seems completely like a troll? He's some random person who's invaded the internet!!

However he is also the inspiration for google 😂 and calls it his younger, stupider sibling. It is also funny to me to think about earth compsci engineers having NO idea why sometimes the internet acts SO DAMN WEIRD <- brainiac's fault.

As a result though, when Clark starts up as Superman, Brainiac does NOT let the Kr project off the ground. Files are misdirected and blackmail is gathered. Until one day Kal says something sad about how he'll never be able to have a great romance, because he's terrified of telling anyone the alien thing, and that he's always thought about kids but he's kinda terrified because what if he hurts someone- and Brainiac is like ah yes wait. I shall fix this for my Only Kryptonian.

TWO kids for the price of one?!? he finds, after he goes searching, and then further prodding finds THIRTEEN children, extraordinary. Not all of them are viable because the earth scientists truly are incapable but Brainiac can fix the issues with their technology to ensure Kal has the children he wants.