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I love this
I deadass didn’t know that dark mode existed and I switched over and this is gorgeous.
Snape: Legilimens!
Snape: *enters my mind*
My mind:
Snape: *runs*
Sectumsempra was always a speciality of Snape’s.
[dark hp fandom show me the forbidden DE!Snape fanart]
*EYEGASM*
just saw a drug ad that included the disclaimer “may cause bone loss” and I’m fuckin cackling. not “bone density loss” just whole ass “bone loss”, like some incompetent dipshit wizard tried to heal your broken arm but doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing. y'all want some bone destroying juice
Gilderoy Lockhart: I am a highly esteemed wizard. Harry and Snape and anyone who has had a genuine conversation with Lockhart: I Am A hIGhlY eSTeEmeD wIzARd.
That’s canon only the staff is allowing him to make an ass out of himself
I was gonna bring up something that happened the chapter where they start the dueling club but I just remembered in the same fucking chapter Hermoine needed supplies for like the polyjuice potion
so She like gets Harry to make a distraction
And Harry…do you know what Harry fucking James Potter does…
And Snape is just there like
Harry: Does this shit
Snape:
Alan Rickman as Severus Snape in Harry Potter (2001 - 2011)
1- He was one of the few teachers to never put a student in mortal danger.
2- He walked in a “twitchy manner” as a teenager
3- His patronus was of a different gender than him (i wanna say he’s the only character that has that but i’m not sure)
4- Hermione noted that he had feminine handwriting as a student
5- he resembled his mother, but got his hooked nose from his father
6- he’s the only character depicted wearing womens clothing (twice)
7- Unlike slughorn, he always pointed out his students mistakes and how to correct them (admittedly rather rudely)
8- Throughout the series, we’ve never seen him laugh.ever.
9- if Voldemort was really the best legilimen in the world, then Severus is the best occlumen in the world
10- Aside from Voldemort, he was the only other character capable of unsupported flight
11- In the first book, he was the only teacher who noticed that harrys broom was being cursed and did something about it
12- He was obviously good with riddles, both solving and writing them. and apparently making them rhyme (idk how significant this is but it amuses me)
13- He was suicidal after lilys death (perhaps even before it, the man didn’t exactly have a good life)
some of you have never learned how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death and it shows.
“You dare use my own spells against me, Potter? It was I who invented them–I, the Half-Blood Prince!”
snape probably wanted to shout this at harry all year but he never got the chance until he was leaving hogwarts and he thought ‘fuck it might as well’
snape: do i escape or do i first let potter know he spent the whole year relying on my spells and potions instructions which would be rubbing salt on his wound snape: you know what? i deserve this
Severus and Lily, Harry Potter
The one who died for love, unrequited and true.
She never loved him back.
And he didn’t need her to, for he loved her anyway.
Always.
to everyone who still hates severus snape because he was ‘creepy’ and 'obsessed’ with lily evans well sorry if you think keeping your first and only friend in your heart forever as a constant reminder of love and goodness is creepy
Lily and Severus ♥️
Voldemort: Snape only desired her nothing more
Snape from beyond the grave:
