Avatar

Paul McCartney

@paulmccartneysfacebook / paulmccartneysfacebook.tumblr.com

im the bassist for the beatles, y'know! i'm also a full time *model* because i won america's next top model (do NOT ask for proof of this, it was banned from the entire world bc i am too beautiful to lay eyes on)!!!! anyway im super fab and DON’T pluck my eyebrows or use mascara or wear hair extensions (particularly on my arms!) i’m 100000000000% natural y'know ;) i love hot sauce a billion times more than i love myself ok (that is a lot). i also kind of ❤ John Lennon, he is my writing partner and life partner
Avatar
Anonymous asked:

Now the party don't start till paul walks in🎊🎉

minor correction: there is no party until paul walks in

Avatar
Anonymous asked:

No Jane was right. George WAS better looking than you. John picked the wrong guy to have a crush on and this coming from a strait guy.

stfu i am not only the hottest beatle but also the hottest man to ever exist on this earth. scratch that, hottest living being to ever exist in the universe. thanks :)))))))

Avatar
Anonymous asked:

what happened to ringo's facebook ;(

idk but he should come back so we can all roast him

i miss roast ringo mondays :(((((

Avatar
Anonymous asked:

You remind me of that Meghan Trainor song because John was all about that bASS no treble, and like a little more booty to hold at night, he should because you got all the right junk in all the right places 🎶

yeah john actually ghostwrote that song :)))))))))) dont tell!!!!!!

Avatar
Anonymous asked:

I want to pour hot tea all over your face.-Ringo Starr.

why??? bc i am a hot-tea??????? get it

i am

a

hot

tea

hottie

Avatar
Anonymous asked:

hot sauce is gross...just like you

u r officially banned from the internet

Avatar
Anonymous asked:

I don't think George was ever better looking than you. Jane just had no taste at least John did should've stuck with him. Altho Idk about Cynthia tho she had some good taste too 😏

george is only the second most beautiful man to ever walk this earth. i am the first. no further questions

Avatar
Anonymous asked:

I'll shave your hair off when your sleeping. and I don't have a big fat nose!-Ringo. P.S. your an ass.

ur nose might not be fat but it is frickin huge ringo and u know it. and yes, technically i am an ass bc my ass is big (no shame) and takes up like 50% of my body :))))))) just the way i like it

Avatar
Anonymous asked:

hey Paul! be nice to me!-Ringo. or else!!!

or else what. what can u even do with that big ass nose in ur way at all times

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.