that caviar is a garnish.

Dare I say this is Tumblr's greatest bit of all time

dance fever <3

what the fuck is this

he loves shrimp can’t you read

Johnathan Harker: Oh my God, I am a prisoner in this wretched castle! Nothing but prey for that bewildering Dracula fellow! There is no hope for me but to pray I arise no suspicion in Dracula so I may delay the inevitable.

Dracula, washing Johnathan’s dishes: This is going great. I’m gonna get a good grade in being human, which is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

ADDISON MONTGOMERY in Greys Anatomy (2005-2013)

YES i do the cooking YES i do the cleaning YES i do the disorienting carriage driving and controlling wolves with my mind

SAOIRSE RONAN AND TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET AS JO AND LAURIE IN LITTLE WOMEN          The worst fate is to live my life without you in it.

Keri Russell at the 2021 Primetime Emmy Awards

Hannah Waddingham accepts the award for Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy at the 73rd Primetime Emmy Awards.

In The Departed (2006), Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg play two different characters— a subtle nod to them being two different actors, despite my wife being unable to tell them apart on the first viewing of the movie.

op this is the funniest post you’ve made yet

THE X-FILES | 1.01 — “Pilot” (1993)

Dakota Johnson attends the red carpet of the movie “The Lost Daughter” during the 78th Venice International Film Festival (September 03, 2021)

“…When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.” WHEN HARRY MET SALLY (1989), dir. Rob Reiner