⏤In honor of COWBOY CARTER act. ii

mutuals, non-mutuals, ops of years old posts, you can all catch these paws

Pedro being his adorable self at red carpet & awards shows

We will not be girlrotting in April. We will be girlblooming girlburgeoning girlflourishing

even after this goes away i want my mutuals to know i'm always giving you a little boop

Paul: “may thy knife chip and shatter”

Feyd, internally: what the fuck? He’s got a signature gang sign before a fight AND a catch phrase? I usually skip straight ahead to killing people. Does he always do this? Is it weird I’m not doing this? Okay what is my response going to be? You know if I win this fight I’m absolutely using this on the next guy. Oh shit everybody is looking at me, quick say something

“May THY knife chip and shatter” fucking nailed it Feyd…

booped out

Hello boss I'm sorry I can't come to work today because Our Website has reintroduced Facebook poking but with cat paws for April Fool's Day and my calendar is very full keeping up with all the booping I need to do. thank you for your understanding

Me booping random people on my dash I dont even know

well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object

maybe the reason one refuses to stop and the other refuses to move is because they both long for the collision

I had the time of my life booping tumblrs with you

our blessed boob their barbarous poke

SABRINA CARPENTER for Skims Spring 2024

When your beloved mutual hasn't a boop button

next we need a bite button