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dude ive never seen anything like this. howd you even know he was behind that corner.... you know exactly where to flash. here drink this

caveman in a gaming headset at my RGB laden custom pc: Prime Make Grog Head Hurt

well i dont give a shit i need to get into purples

i feel like this when m i’m walking on a road with no sidewalk

Me: yeah it’s so fucked up people see their gay best friends as just accessories or personal stylists… gay people are human and if you were really friends youd treat them like people

My twink Who lives inside my oversized Y2k purse: Stilettos with jeans are the item of the season. Werk !

bitch

primadonna girl……………………………………………………………………………………….

The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..

"hey do u want 2 come with me to the corner store"

my vestigial hind limbs:

this is sending me

mistreating him

petting him

The tragedy of Blood Gulch is that, while it is one of the most popular maps in Halo series, the fertile soil found between bases is fantastic for growing carrots, celery and tomatoes.

i love you i want to see you in real life (the swuid)

Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case