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He dropped a dime on his boy!

What does YouTube think I’m into?

Btw Nile Red is cute, doe!

huh !

You CAN do pullups, my friend!

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English added by me :)

English added by me :)

ur so right though

Mutual Adoration

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Put your lazy meal in the tags

#I’m so sorry but it’s risotto and it does have chopped onion#in my defense I keep a giant bag of pre-chopped onions in thw freezer 

YOUR LAZY MEAL IS RISOTTO?? WHAT’S YOUR LAZY DESSERT, A FUCKING SOUFFLE? IS YOUR GO-TO QUICK READ WAITING FOR THE BUS THE FUCKING POETIC EDDA IN  ITS ORIGINAL OLD NORSE?

RISOTTO?? ARE YOU AN ALIEN???

My favorite thing about working in medicine is I know every single one of those nurses is hoping to see the video of dan getting kicked in the balls. They're gonna be so proud.

hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

my cereal is loud and it’s demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly

…how does it taste?

bad

the fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO₂ and H₂O over time. And carbonic acid is – as an acid – sour.

By adding milk to sour water you’ve created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I’ll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great™.

I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.

LOVE, DEATH & ROBOTS (2019-) | 3.09 “Jibaro” A deaf knight and a siren of myth become entwined in a deadly dance. A fatal attraction infused with blood, death and treasure.

Translation request by @unbridled. English added by me :)

The neurodivergent urge to do this

It’s mating season again!