twilight au where carlisle is in prison with lori loughlin for bribing dartmouth into accepting bella

Mood board

go read @dubsdeedubs’ ghost trick au （´・｀ ）♡

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

“Rather than water being important in itself, water flows from top to bottom. I think that’s the tragic and sad element in this film. Water always flows from the rich to the poor, it never flows the other way.” –Bong Joon-ho

Parasite | 기생충 (2019)

I love you KH fans dearly but how do you guys not lose your shit daily when you see disney characters dropping lines like this at bishie anime characters

straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups be like: *the emperor* *the scrollkeeper* *the ornamentalist* *the satirist* *the gourmand*

a doofenshmirtz movie that has the same concept as the joker movie but in reverse. a feel good movie about how a man has managed to achieve his dreams, raised a beautiful loving daughter, and just overall make a positive impact on the people around him despite his horrible upbringing and morally dubious schemes. where's that fucking movie hollywood

My parents: if i had adhd and depression and found it hard to complete school work or hold a job I would simply stop being lazy

parents be like, rip to all the depressed people with adhd who fail to get things done and get more depressed as a result but im different

me, getting along well with my male coworkers:

Cats that look at gay people

This is cute and wholesome but I had to look up this pobblebonk and I’m losing my mind

Bonk bonk!