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Booty Shorts

(Bucky x Reader)

Warnings: Language, light smut, butt touching?

A/N: Bucky was requested anonmously so here ya go, I hope you enjoy!

You stand in the kitchen of the Avengers Tower making yourself some much needed breakfast. It was the dead of summer and the air conditioner on the residential level had been broken for two days (due to one of Stark’s ‘great ideas’) making the tower hotter than ever. It was only 6:02 am when you had awoken from overheating, but you figured you weren’t going to get back to sleep so you might as well get up and start your day. You were dressed in a loose white T-shirt and skin tight black booty shorts that let your bum hang out the bottom. You wouldn’t normally wear these shorts around anyone because of how revealing they were, but you didn’t think there would be anyone up at the crack of dawn on a Saturday.

You continue making your omelette when you hear footsteps dragging into the kitchen. When you turn around you see a shirtless and very tired looking Bucky standing across the large marble island.

“Why the hell are you up so early Y/n?” Bucky chuckles while rubbing his eyes.

“It was too hot to sleep considering you’re basically a human sauna. Why are you up so early, Barnes?” You inquire while yawning as you turn back around to face your omelette.

“I went to wrap my arms around you and you weren’t there.” He laughs, pulling out a tall barstool so he can sit down.

“Would you like an omelette?” You ask politely.

“That would be lovely, thank you.” He responds kindly.

You work on breakfast in silence until you ask Bucky if he wants some coffee. When you don’t get a reply you turn around to see why he isn’t answering and his eyes are glued to your bum.

“James Buchanan Barnes, were you staring at my ass?” You exclaim, surprised by your boyfriends behavior.

“No, no of course not, Doll. I was just uh well um.” He stammers trying to make up an excuse.

“I call bullshit! You totally were, don’t deny it Buck.” You joke as you hand him his omelette with a cup of coffee.

“I’m sorry Y/n, your ass just looks really fucking good in those shorts and I couldn’t help myself.” He smirks while pulling you into an embrace between his legs while he was seated and you were still standing.

He gently pushes some stray hairs behind your ear so he can admire your entire face. You stand there for a moment taking each other in before you feel something shockingly cold on the skin exposed by your tiny shorts.

“Bucky!” You gasp at the feeling of his metallic hand against your bottom.

“You keep complaining about it being too warm so I thought I’d help you out. Not so much of a human sauna now, am I?” He chuckles giving your bum a firm squeeze with both hands.

“This would’ve been helpful when I was dying of heat to the point where I couldn’t sleep.” You laugh, releasing yourself from the embrace.

As you walk back over to the stove to grab your food, you make sure to sway your hips just a little more than usual knowing it would drive Bucky crazy.

“Don’t play with me Y/n.” He groans, causing you to smirk.

“Oh come on, you love it when I play with you.” You wink at him, resulting in him shaking his head to hide his grin.

He let out yet another low groan as you hiked up your shorts just a little higher. Aside from keeping you cool, the best part of those shorts was how much you could tease Bucky with them. Once finished breakfast you walk back to your room when you feel Bucky following you. He enters the room and shuts the door behind him and immediately pins you to the wall. You felt a large bulge against your leg, making you grin.

“My turn to tease you, Y/n.”

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Teach Me

(Sebastian Stan x Reader)

Warnings: Language and smut ;)

A/n: I had finished this imagine and then MY COMPUTER SHUT DOWN AND DELETED IT so that’s why it’s up so late, my apologies. I hope you enjoy!

“Draga? Draga mea?” You hear Sebastian calling, raising his pitch ever so slightly with each word.

You loved it when he spoke in Romanian and he knew it. ‘Draga’ or ‘Draga Mea’, meaning ‘dear’ or ‘my dear’, were his favorite things to call you and were your favorite things to be called. Something about the how different those pet names were compared to the stereotypical 'babe’ or 'honey’ made you feel special.

“In the bedroom my love.” You call out with your eyes still glued to your book.

You hear his footsteps pounding up the hardwood stairs of your home as he approaches the open room. As he enters you close your book and greet him with a sweet smile. He removes his dark jeans and baby blue t-shirt, leaving just his black boxers on, before laying down in bed with you. The two of you share a passionate kiss on the lips before he relaxes into the bed while running his hands through his hair and massaging his temples.

“Rough day?“ You inquire while running your right hand down his bare chest and resting your head on your left.

He replies with a cluster of mumbled Romanian words, only two of which you recognized. The two that were familiar were ‘Pe Dacu’, meaning ‘bullshit’, and ‘Bou’, meaning ‘asshole’, so you knew he was not happy.

“As sexy as that sounded, I really wish I knew what it meant.” You laugh giving him a peck on the cheek.

“I’m just mad at the paparazzi, they’re ignorant assholes who have no respect for anyone.” He replies letting out something between a groan of frustration and a sigh of exhaustion. “And hey, if you really want to learn Romanian I could teach you, I’ve been told I’m a very good teacher.” He offers giving you a lustful wink.

“I think I’d like that. Teach me the basics right now.” You demand playfully, sitting up to give him your full attention.

“Okay, but you better listen, I don’t want to waste my time.” He sits up and rests his back against the headboard.

You nod in response as he teaches you the simple things such as please, thank you, yes and no. After a couple minutes he gets you to repeat back to him what he has taught you so far. Needless to say your accent is quite awful resulting in him laughing at your attempts.

“I think you need a little more incentive. A reward for every time you get something right. What do you say?” He suggests while grazing your inner thigh with his right hand.

“I’m loving your ideas tonight Stan.” You reply eagerly.

With every correct answer he got closer to where you needed him most, with every wrong answer he would get further away. Finally after a long and agonizingly pleasurable test of your language abilities he couldn’t take it anymore. He pushed your panties to the side, inserting one finger into your throbbing center with no warning.  

“Fuck baby you’re so wet” He moans before sucking your juices off of his finger.

His long-awaited touch feels so good, you let out cries of pleasure to let him know he’s doing a good job. As his tongue finally makes contact, you buck your hips against him.

“Use your words Y/n,” He grins knowing he has complete control, “tell me just how you want it.”

“Harder Seb, please.” You beg through moans.

“Try again, nu înţeleg.” He stops what he is doing and you clue in.

He wants you to speak in the language he very briefly taught you bits and pieces of less than ten minutes ago? He just loved teasing you and making you work, and work hard, for what you wanted. You wracked your brain thinking of words to express your needs when finally it hit you.

“Mai rapid!” You exclaim and he smirks and returns to giving you the satisfaction you desperately needed.

Sebastian knows how to please you, that is one thing you know for sure.

You feel yourself tightening up and clenching around his fingers, “Seb I’m close I-”

“Ask nicely.” He grins devilishly and continues to bring you closer to releasing.

“Te rog? Te rog may I cum, Sebastian?” You whisper desperately thanking yourself silently for remembering how to say please.

“Good girl.” He replies in his deep raspy voice.

That was all it took to send you over the edge. You spilled all your juices as you came to, perhaps the best orgasm you’ve ever had in your lifetime, letting out soft moans of your lover’s name.

“You did good tonight baby,” Sebastian whispered in your ear after moving to lay next to you, “Same time next week?” He joked.

“I think I’m going to need another lesson sooner than that, how about tomorrow?” You whisper playfully.

With Sebastian being your teacher and the very pleasurable rewards you received, you were sure you’d be learning Romanian quicker than ever.

Wow this is hot af

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I can't sleep

A/N: I actually had a dream that inspired me to write this (lol) Enjoy! Also requests are 100% open so don’t be shy :)

It’s been a month since Sebastian left to film yet another amazing new movie. As much as you loved that he was doing what he loved, you hated being separated from him for long periods like this. Every now and then you’d fly out to visit him, but you owned your own business so it was hard to get a break. When Sebastian was away, you two made a point to Skype every night, however this time your schedules weren’t lining up. In all the time he’d been gone, you’d only had the time to Skype once, but tonight you guys were finally doing it again.

You stare at your reflection in the black screen of your laptop waiting for it to light up with Sebastian’s handsome face. He planned to call at eight o'clock and it was five past eight, did he forget about you? Terrible thoughts begun running through your mind about why he hadn’t called, when finally the screen lights up.

“Y/n, hey its so nice to see your beautiful face!” Sebastian exclaims trying to sound enthusiastic, but you can tell he’s exhausted.

“Yeah you too,” you smile gently, “how are you doing?”

“Well shooting is going great, I’m having an amazing time, everyone is so nice, but I’m drained.” He responds followed by a huge yawn.

“That sounds awesome baby, I’m glad you’re having a good time.”

“How are you doing doll, what’s new?” He asks while stretching his muscular arms over his head and letting out another enormous yawn.

“I’m doing okay, nothing new really.” You say emotionlessly, looking down at your hands in the open area of your crisscrossed legs.

“Something’s wrong, I know when you’re upset. Tell me so I can help you.” Sebastian says sincerely.

“No it’s…” You trail off looking down at your hands again.

“It’s what?”

“It’s dumb.”

“I’ll bet you it’s not. Try me.” He states while relaxing against the headboard of his luxurious hotel bed.

“Fine. Ever since you left, I’ve had a really hard time sleeping and I think it’s because every night I fall asleep with my head on your chest and… I know it’s dumb and silly and-” You ramble but are quickly interrupted.

“No it isn’t dumb Y/n, I think you should come out for a visit… Until I’m done filming?” Your wonderful boyfriend suggests.

“Until you’re done filming, are you kidding? You know I’d love to but I can’t just leave my business.” You respond sadly.

“I’m not kidding, Y/n.” He says seriously with a stern look on his lightly pixelated face.

The rest of your night was spent planning your long visit to be with Sebastian. You had decided to leave your business in the hands of your best friend, who was also the manager, and that you would fly back for a couple days every month to make sure everything was okay. Sebastian was ecstatic and had so many plans prepared for when you arrived, he couldn’t wait to take you to the set and show you around the city. Once all plans were final, you looked at the clock and realized it was one thirty-two in the morning.

“I’m exhausted.” You yawn laying your head on your pillow and moving the laptop so you could still see Sebastian.

“Me too, get some rest doll, I love you.” He says lovingly.

“Goodnight.” You blow him a kiss and go to end the call.

“Hey, don’t just shut me off, I want to make sure you get to sleep alright.” He laughs laying down on his side of the screen.

“I love you so much.” Was all you could say before falling soundly into a peaceful sleep.

OK I am actually constantly blown away by you, I am a huge fan 😍

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Jealous

A/N: Thank you @chuckversusmyblog for the request, I hope you like it!

“Wow that was the lamest joke I’ve ever heard!” You say giving a sympathetic laugh to Chris, your costar in the new avengers movie you’re shooting.

“Okay, okay, give me one more shot.” He says while grabbing your hand gently to prevent you from walking away.

“Fine.” You whisper followed by an exasperated sigh.

As Chris tells yet another awful joke, you can see your boyfriend Sebastian out of the corner of your eye glaring at the two of you from across the room. You knew he got jealous easily, but you never thought he would mind you hanging out with someone who you’re both close friends with. You give a fake laugh and tell Chris that his joke was good resulting in him doing a victory dance that was just as bad as his jokes. Once finished celebrating, he gets called over by the directors telling him that its time to film a scene that requires his presence. You bid farewell followed by a short, friendly hug and part ways. As you make your way over to Sebastian you can tell he’s upset; arms folded tightly over his muscular chest, eyebrows furrowed and lips curved into an angry frown.

“Hey babe, what’s up?” You ask him wrapping your arms around his shoulders, knowing full well ‘what was up’.

He remains still with his arms folded looking straight over your head, paying you no attention, “Nothing.” He states with no emotion.

“Don’t lie to me, I know something is wrong. What can I do to help?” You whisper in his ear seductively while running your hands down his back to land on his ass, giving it a firm squeeze.

“Don’t tease me y/n.” He growls back at you, backing out of your grasp, “You and Chris, what was that about?”

“What are you talking about, you know I would never do anything with him.” You say looking into his beautiful icy blue eyes while placing your hand on his bicep tenderly.

“You were flirting! The hand holding, the hugging, the giggling…” He trails off running his hands through his thick brown locks.

“I was not! He grabbed my hand to stop me from walking away, I hugged him to say goodbye and giggled because his jokes sucked. I’m really sorry if that upset you babe, how can I make it up to you?” You question sincerely, genuinely worried that you’ve hurt your boyfriend’s feelings.

“Did his jokes really suck?” Sebastian asked you with a smille forming on his lips.

“Definitely. Yours are so much better.” You say smirking followed by standing on your tippy toes to softly place a kiss on his perfectly pink lips.

“Good. I was starting to get jealous, I know you’d never do anything but you’re the most amazing person I’ve ever met and I never want to lose you.” He says grabbing your hand as the two of you walk off to grab lunch, “Remember how a minute ago you asked how you could make it up to me?”

“Yeah. Do you have an idea?”

“I know just the thing.” He replies with a smug smile across his face as you walk towards his trailer.

Let’s just say you two didn’t spend your lunch break eating lunch. ;)

Another amazing piece 😍

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Crush

A/N: I originally posted this on my old account but I deleted it for a fresh start. If this imagine looks familiar, that’s why! I hope you enjoy it, please feel free to send me resquests :)

 You had just finished your interview with Jimmy Fallon about your new movie and were now hanging out backstage watching the other guests from the screen in your dressing room.

“And now from their brand new movie, ‘Captain America Civil War’, here is Anthony Mackie and Sebastian Stan!” Jimmy exclaimed while the roots played a jazzy tune as the two stunning men walked across the stage.

The audience went wild, cheering and clapping louder than 13 year olds at a One Direction concert. Jimmy shook their hands and settled behind his large desk while they got comfy on the plush white couch. The interview was like any other, Mackie was loud and answering most of the questions while Sebastian was pretty quiet, unless of course a question was directed towards him or he was laughing at his co-star.

“So gentlemen, let’s talk celebrity crushes. A little birdy told me that one of you fancies someone who was on the show tonight, care to share?” Jimmy questions excitedly while leaning his chin on his hands, with his elbows on the desk like a schoolgirl.

“Oh yeah, Sexy Seabass here has got quite the crush on y/n!” Anthony yells while firmly hitting Sebastian on his shoulder, chuckling to himself knowing he has embarrassed his friend.

Your jaw was hanging wide open as you stared at the screen. This couldn’t be true, how could one of the hottest men alive have a crush on you?

“Is this true Sebastian?” Jimmy asks with a huge grin on his face.

“Ha ha, yeah actually, I’ve admired her ever since she starred in the action movie about two years ago. She is a phenomenal actress, I hear she has an amazing personality an-” Sebastian goes on about you until he is interrupted by Anthony.

“And she is hot!” Anthony says putting emphasis on the ’t’.

At this point Sebastian’s face is bright red. He tries to hide it, shaking his head and burying it in his hands but his embarrassment is obvious.

“Maybe you’ll have to get her number after the show.” Jimmy suggest while laughing.

You think nothing of his suggestion and continue watching until the end. Once the taping has finished, you get ready to leave and thank Jimmy once again for having you on the show. As you’re about to open the door to exit the building you hear a deep voice calling from behind you. You turn around to see who it was, none other than Sebastian fucking Stan.

“Hey y/n!” Sebastian yells while jogging towards you.

You wait patiently until he gets to where you’re standing, grinning like an idiot.

“Hi.” You giggle pleasantly once he arrives.

“It is really nice to finally meet you, I don’t know if you were watching the interview but…” He trails off giving you a shy smile.

“Nice to meet you too, I did watch the interview, the things you said were very sweet. Thank you.” You say while looking down at your hands to hide your pink cheeks.

“I hope this isn’t too forward, but I was wondering if you’d like to go out with me sometime?” He gives a hopeful smile.

“I’d love that, let’s exchange numbers.” You reply holding out your cellphone for him to take.

You switch phones and enter your numbers, then hand them back and thank each other.

He leans in to give you a half hug putting one hand on you lower back as he whispers in your ear, “Goodnight, Beautiful.”

You brush your hair behind your ear, you’re blushing uncontrollably now, “Goodnight.”

He kisses your hand and you turn to walk away, smiling bigger than ever. Right as you open the door you hear him again, “This is a long shot, but what about tonight? I’m free, do you want to get dinner?”

“I’d love that.” You say while spinning on your heels to look at him.

“Perfect.” He says happily while grabbing your hand and intertwining your fingers, “So tell me about yourself y/n.”

As you exit the building, all you can think is that this is the best day of your life.

Wow this is good stuff

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Do you ever make up a scenario in your head and think “no this is so past reality I need to stop” and then you realize it’s your own mind you can create whatever scenario you fucking want

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tvqs
Go with your heart, buddy. Our brains only screw things up.

Chuck Bartowski, Chuck. (via tvqs)

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meladoodle

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

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chuckoholic

Reblog/like this if you are, or ever were part of the Chuck fandom because right now it feels as though there's a really small group of us left, as though we're the last few survivors on a desert island... Please let us know you're still out there, we're lonely!

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