I saw the punchline and it still killed me

we stan Mrs. Sofolarin

Mrs Sofolarin said BY G-D I WILL MAKE YOU MY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW

“You ain’t getting off that easily- I GOT A DAUGHTER”

also the fact that she has a rainbow lanyard😭

i think bdsm is about chasing your partner around with a squeaky toy hammer and tying them to fireworks rockets and feeding them stuff from bottles with skulls and crossbones on them

My stomach hurts because I can't stop laughing at a Reddit thread where someone asked for help identifying their "not dead" plant that could not more clearly be dead if it were found in a pharaoh's tomb

all for this family

“Grunkle Stan?” Dipper whispers. “Are you awake?”

“Kid?” Stan asks, which he supposes answers his question. Dipper’s standing in the entranceway of the living room, tugging awkwardly at the edge of his sleep shirt and doing his best to avoid eye contact with Stan. “What are you doing up? Thought I sent you up to bed an hour ago”

“I, uh…“ he pauses. "I had trouble sleeping”

~~

In which Dipper suffers from insomnia the night Ford returns home, and Stan notices a familiar pattern in the way he’s behaving.

Notes: 

( a gift for @discomore ) a very very belated happy holidays, Sara!! I had a lot of fun with your Dipper & Stan prompt, and decided to go down a path I haven’t seen many people do before. I hope you enjoy it, because I had a lot of fun writing it!!

ily, and thank you for being a wonderful friend over the past year! I hope for many more together c:

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People on tumblr are like "I'm handing all my mutuals a bowl of soup we are kissing with tongue we are the bestest of besties I am killing and dying for you" but sometimes me and the mutuals are posting completely different shit existing on the same blogging platform but really we're just standing in the alley going "ayup" at each other like fucking king of the hill.

Madly, wildly in love with the guy who’s going viral by finding clips of beautiful areas of Europe and then posting them while claiming that they’re from a boring part of North Carolina

Sending someone on a drive to Gastonia and telling them that it’ll look like the Alps is one of the meanest, funniest pranks I can think of.

What makes it even better is that she’s a Floridian who was in the middle of a drive from Boone, NC to Charleston, SC, so she was already on a trip between two Carolina towns that genuinely are gorgeous, arguably two of the prettiest places in the eastern US. And then she goes a few hours out of her way for

listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survival

I love that op said “be as cringe as possible” and my main man Tumblr replied with giffs of Superwholock in that exact order. I love you all so much.

I came to Okinawa looking for Mr. Miyagi, but I found you.

THIS DRAWING WAS MADE 700 YEARS AGO BY A 7-YEARS-OLD BOY NAMED ONFIM WHO LIVED IN NOVOGROD.

more of onfime’s drawings:

Crowns and Garlands

Magaela Accessories on Etsy

Age goals. I hope I’m like this when I grow up.

TANERÉLLE Nothing Without You (Live Video)

may or may not make more of these 😂

Watch on YouTube

scene of the crime: @halogalopaghost​

for your memeing purposes

Also, throwback to 2016/2017 - I put together all my GF nonsense videos from the past year or so and posted them on my YouTube! xD

scene of the crime: @halogalopaghost​