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@purple-is-great

Urho | Finland | he/him | 21
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Hi! Welcome to my blog! Here’s notes on what you can expect to find here

@purple-is-great main blog. funny things, art, social commentary, queer stuff and me being unable to resist talking about Finland

@sipelius Finnish blog, everything in Finnish or Swedish goes here, along with The Unknown Soldier fandom stuff

@prepnursey Check, Please! blog, aka me begrudgingly learning about hockey because I like a gay webcomic.

@gaynerd-n-rugbylad my Osemanverse blog

I try my best to appropriately tag my original posts with content warnings, but I cannot guarantee the same for reblogs.

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draconym

Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

Thank you for your patience, tumblr. I have been at work all day but now I am home and ready to build this horse you asked for.

First, let's pull up the poll results alongside an average looking horse. I have calculated the size of each part of our horse in relation to Average Size.

Next we will adjust our horse's components according to the specifications.

animated gif of the horse sketch being manipulated and resized
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Finally, let us properly assemble these parts and see how it looks.

And there you have it. Great work team. No notes.

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there is a crazy dude on twitter who takes photos of athletes from different sports and finds them an art piece that fits exactly with the photo and the PRECISION he does it is amazing

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guyofalltime

ellwood being like "WHAT does this mean" when gaunt called him MY dearest, darling sidney has the same energy as gaunt telling ellwood he was being cryptic when ellwood tried confessing his feelings through a john keats poem

theyre so equally dense WBKFNDJDJKN

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gwydionmisha

Break of Day in the Trenches, by Isaac Rosenberg

The darkness crumbles away. It is the same old druid Time as ever, Only a live thing leaps my hand, A queer sardonic rat, As I pull the parapet’s poppy To stick behind my ear. Droll rat, they would shoot you if they knew Your cosmopolitan sympathies. Now you have touched this English hand You will do the same to a German Soon, no doubt, if it be your pleasure To cross the sleeping green between. It seems you inwardly grin as you pass Strong eyes, fine limbs, haughty athletes, Less chanced than you for life, Bonds to the whims of murder, Sprawled in the bowels of the earth, The torn fields of France. What do you see in our eyes At the shrieking iron and flame Hurled through still heavens? What quaver — what heart aghast? Poppies whose roots are in man’s veins Drop, and are ever dropping; But mine in my ear is safe — Just a little white with the dust.

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We talk a lot about tumblr giving us weird ways of talking, but another one i'd like to nominate is spex, partially improvised musical theater by students in finland and sweden

Because at this point i communicate with people mostly with 👍, 🖕 and calling them gay

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plangentia

the streets of corinth

they say pausanias came here once

as did saint paul.

but what about all the ordinary people

that crowded the forum

and the cramped complexes of the city.

what of those normal people that time simply just

forgot?

they proclaim that diogenes was born here

and the greek temple itself.

but what about the churches that they bulldozed

in their search for truth and history and civilisation.

did the builders of these churches not live here too?

they are not part of your history,

i suppose.

the wind blows across the divots of the town,

and rolls away the dust.

it settles on your precious temples and

glistening monuments, murkying them

as you have history. and lying on that now

naked patch of ground is

a single sherd of coarse pottery

unearthed.

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why u should stan lena furberg the best horse comic artist of all time

its so sad to think about that lena furbergs works arent very accessible outside sweden/scandinavia

she drew the lively goofy mulle comics and stuff which are cute and iconic (and the skill and artistic sense is evident in the shapes, movement, dynamics, etc!) but

THE BEAUTY.......

but not only beauty............ THE DRAMA!!!!! the excitement and everyday adventures.... the tragedies and fantasies......

and ofc mulle and the other sillies are wonderful and expressive and fun

and she does lovely stylised ones in-between the cartoony and the more realistic style too...

so pls know her name and check her work out in whatever ways you can, even tho it might be hard outside scandinavia 💔 she is literally one of sweden's most prolific comic artists yet still often unknown to average swedish comic enjoyers if they aren't horse people!!! which is crazy!!!!!!! she drew insane amounts of beautiful horse comics and art, and she inspired so many artists and fueled imagination and enjoyment for everyone who read her works.

you can follow her on instagram!!!

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Humans have the capability of perceiving when they're being stared at, even if they can't see it.

Dr. T'Chem was staring at Lieutenant /θkɡɾɑːˈŋæ/ (or as his current fling affectionately nicknamed her, "Tucker-Annie"), whose dorsal spikes were still rattling after the incident at the holodeck. It was his first time at the witness stand, and he didn't want to ruin a young star sailor's life.

Lieutenant Tucker-Annie was the combat specialist in charge of the training dojo of Federation Vessel TSN457, named after the Terra-Saturn-Ceres coalition where Dr. T'Chem currently served as the xenoanthropologist charged with facilitating human integration to the local Federation of Fraternal Planets and Satellites. The FFPS had the goal of finding planets with intelligent life to trade resources and technology, and due to their recent incorporation, local research vessels were fitted with diverse crews to acclimate everyone to each other's cultures and biological needs. Dr. T'Chem was the human expert in the ship, and was tasked with helping smooth over interpersonal relations among the crew.

The relations were, at that moment, as bumpy as Lt. Tucker-Annie's dorsal spike line.

An incident had occurred during a training exercise. The squad consisted of a Venusian, two Saturnians, three Ceresians, two monks from the Transcorporeal Temple of Robotic Ascension, and five Terrans (two humans, two dogs and a cybernetically enhanced cat). The exercise consisted of getting through a generic jungle scenario and, unbeknownst to the squad, avoiding a team of ninjas lead by Lt. Tucker-Annie trying to take them out one by one. It was supposed to test the way they would react to a surprise attack.

It was not supposed to reveal that humans could sense when they were being stalked.

Of course, any trained sailor would have an ingrained knowledge of potential threats and how to spot them. Look for the shadows that are too dark, listen for the spot air isn't blowing from, things like that. Basic things most people don't think about but that can be identified if you think about them.

This was not that.

"Something's watching us," said Crew Johnson, in that sloppy way only creatures with lips spoke.

"What do you mean? There's cameras everywhere, of course they're watching us," responded Crew Hessikh, slithering over the vines on a tree branch to cross a river. She grabbed the axe in Crew Johnson's belt with her telekinesis and took down a small tree to serve as a bridge.

"Crew Flufflepaws, could you please take a look?" Asked Crew Johnson, nervously looking around. Crew Flufflepaws got on the tree as well and scanned the terrain from above.

"I can't see anything, or smell anything. And my hearing isn't what it used to be. I'll stay on the lookout for—" a horrendous hiss interrupted the automatic translator's feed. Crew Flufflepaws' comm line cut off.

Hessikh and Johnson looked at each other. That was the strongest fighter of their team, gone. They knew it was a simulation, but it still gave them chills.

The rest of their crew mates were split into two different teams further along the path. Crew Fanning's voice came from the comm line.

"Johnson, Hessikh, are you okay? What happened to Flufflepaws?"

"We don't know, Johnson said something was watching us and it went to check, then we lost comms."

"I felt it too. I know this isn't that kind of exercise but I think— AAAHHH!"

Two blaster shots were heard, then a thud.

Lieutenant Tucker-Annie, who was watching Hessikh and Johnson from the mud pit behind the latter, had her tranquilizer dart ready. She got ready to shoot down Hessikh, but then heard a voice over the comm line.

"Code Lithium, we have a Code Lithium, we have to end the simulation, I just took down- I can't-" the breathing was sounding heavier and faster, too fast for a human.

"Fanning, calm down, remember your sutras. We need you focused, what happened?"

"I felt like I was being watched, so I turned around and saw this thing and it scared me and I jumped and I thought it was on stun mode and-"

"It's alright, we're calling it off. Captain, we have a Code Lithium! End the simulation now or- fuck, there it is again. Hessikh, do you see any heat sources?"

"Nothing out of the ordinary- why haven't they shot it down alre-"

The next thing Lieutenant Tucker-Annie remembered was the sound of a heel turn over the mud, followed by darkness.

Lt. Tucker-Annie woke up in the hospital bay, getting her tail regenerated by a robot nurse. She looked over and found her underling on the next bed, with a huge bandage on the side of his neck and a wing in a cast. Thankfully, he would be alright as soon as the stem cell bank was reprogrammed after her treatment.

The disciplinary board was called, an investigation was open, and both Crew Fanning and their captain were put on paid leave while the investigation was ongoing. Dr. T'Chem was called in as an expert after a review of the holodeck footage revealed there was no way Crew Fanning could have heard, seen or smelled the hidden sailor.

It was the first time in a while he hadn't helped himself to a glass of Venusian whiskey for breakfast. He really didn't want to mess this up.

"And would you care to explain how this is possible, Doctor?" Asked the prosecution, staring him down with an unnerving amount of eyes.

"I am as astounded as this court; our firm has been looking into Terran medical literature and we're still trying to figure out how it works; they don't even know, but they know it does happen, it's been documented for thousands of years. I have a hypothesis, but I don't know if it's even testable."

There was a murmur in the court. The judge asked him to elaborate.

"The way eyesight works is the light bounces off of opaque bodies and in its way it collides with the lenses in our corneas, which send it to the brain as electrical signals to be interpreted. The light that doesn't go into our eyes just bounces off our bodies and other opaque objects as well, the photons go everywhere and anywhere. This is the same for most species in this constellation, including humans. But even other Terran species don't have these abilities, as Crew Flufflepaws has testified."

A begrudging meow was heard from the audience.

"Order in the court, please. Dr. T'Chem, what do you suggest is the origin of this mysterious sense?"

The camera drones all hoovered around him. Dr. T'Chem straightened his fins and got close to the microphone.

"I believe it's possible that humans have a sense of touch so sensitive that they can feel the photons that don't bounce back. The ones that go into an eye instead of an opaque body. I think humans can actually feel in their skin when they are being watched."

There was an uproar in the crowd. His paramour, a dark skinned young human from the human settlement known as "Colombia", grabbed the religious symbol on her necklace and made a gesture with it he hadn't quite figured out yet.

The trial had to go on recess.

The implications were incalculable. Three dozen biologists from six different planets, including Terra, had emailed him before the end of the day to ask him to justify himself. Multiple human religious leaders took the chance to link it to demonic possession or moral evils. By the end of the week, four different labs were trying to figure out a way to double blind test shooting a photon cannon on a human's back and trying to get them to sense it.

But most importantly, the news made it outside of the Federation. The rumours about this new species that couldn't be stalked got so far, it ended up affecting the outcome of a border conflict with the Betelgeuse Libertarian Army on the Federation's favour.

Humans were terrifying.

If this is what they evolved to be, what was their planet like?

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Maggie Stiefvater, The Scorpio Races

Margaret Atwood, You are Happy

Anne Sexton

Beatrice Crane

Anne Sexton, Anne Sexton: A Self-Portrait in Letters

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Had a debate with a friend and now I gotta know

please reblog for larger sample size, my friend bet me no one would say Gimli and I wanna prove her wrong

My LOTR crush changed as I aged and learned more about myself.

When it first came out while I was in middle school and hadn't figured out I was bi, let alone heard the word nonbinary? Ambiguously Eleven Legolas capturedy imagination.

In high school and early college when I was dealing with both internalized homophobia and a lot of violence from my male peers? Gallant and chivalrous Aragon was suddenly very appealing.

In my late twenties when I finally started feeling comfortable in my own skin? Gimli's adventurous charm and dwarf-is-its-own-gender was and still is very engaging.

But now that I'm in my mid thirties with a home and bad joints? Sometimes I like to imagine Samwise Games cooking dinner and doing the dishes for me.

To be clear, this is only the current phase and I can feel the changes of midlife socioeconomic stability and the chains of public scrutiny I faced as a young thing falling away and allowing me to get WEIRD and grow into an eldritch creature like my ancestors before me. Relatedly, I've been thinking a lot about Galadriel.

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You were the caretaker for the mythical beasts of the royal family. Yesterday they decided to replace you with some incompetent noble, before kicking you out of the castle. You then spent the night in a nearby forest. However today you were awakened by the beasts who chose to follow you.

I’m not good with people.

I never have been. I’ve tried, but I’ve never been good with people. I’m always saying the wrong thing, and usually I don’t know what the wrong thing was until a lot later, until I’m thinking about what I said. In the town I grew up in, I was known for being simple.

I don’t think I am, but I understand why they think that- I’m not good at making the words in my head match the words I say.

But I am good with animals. Always have been. Lots of people are, I’m not special, or anything. Mam taught me.

Animals speak their own language, and it’s a lot simpler to figure out. They’re not people, they don’t understand us. A lot of people who are bad at animals expect that. They think an animal should understand them perfectly. They think animals have human impulses, human urges, a human understanding of the world.

And they don’t.

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Oh, hey! It's your birthday! Happy birthday, and I hope you had a good one, even if May Day was the actual focus.

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Thank you! It was a very fun birthday, i ended up hanging out with a bunch of friends in the evening and we had a very good time

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I accidentally unfollowed you on your bursdag gRATULERER MED DAGEN ENGEL💚💚

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Omg nej hur tragiskt, tack så mycket!!! 💜💜

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