how fucking crazy will the posting be the day jk rowling dies

im holding out for her to die of like, racism poisoning or something in 2023

Apollo please grant this person the gift of prophecy like you have many others.

SCREAM (1996) dir. Wes Craven

Flamin' Ghoul

https://localsuccubus.tumblr.com/

not to be dramatic but i would die for you chorizo

The Lord Giveth (Pedro Pascal Joel Miller)

and The Lord Taketh Away (Tom Holland Nathan Drake)

THE LAST OF US PART II (2020)

*preparing to go outside* i’m normal. i know how to cross the street. i avoid eye contact in an organic non weird way, as if i simply do not notice fellow pedestrians.

Some of my favorite Halloween Kills (2021) reviews

Bonus:

I made a vow never to return to that cack house ever, ever again. But why? You know why. The British are a pack of classist wankers. And those fuckers expelled me from the Sherwood- From the Sherwood Club. Yes I know you have told me so many times.  What We Do in the Shadows | 3.10

watching evil dead 2 on netflix with captions is such a treat

moodboard

I didn’t become a vampire to end up a pen-pushing bureaucrat.

hey if u can’t drive/are a slow learner due to a disability or mental illness, just picture historical figures like pirates or the founding fathers trying to operate a car.

it’s only “easy” bc we’ve normalized it.

it would be great for neurotypicals to reblog this

this is a serious point and makes me feel a lot better about my refusal to get a driver’s license and yes neurotypicals please reblog this but i’m also thinking about that one gif of george washington barrelling towards you in a truck