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xanthe | they/them | peter in oversized shirt is very important
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Anonymous asked:

Hi there! i don't know if you take requests, but if you do could you please do headcanons for peter x non-binary partner? 💕

trackingthislamp answered:

HELLO AND YES ANON OF COURSE I WOULD LOVE TO

  • the sharing is caring dynamic
  • peter loves to wear his partner’s clothes because it feels kinda intimate
  • and because he’s been coming home late all week so may refuses to do his laundry as a punishment
  • and peter can’t do his laundry because he’s been coming home late
  • they will wear matching nail polish because applying nail polish for each other is always fun
  • peter loves to use it as an excuse to hold hands
  • and it feels like matching tattoos since they can’t get ones
  • “listen, aunt may will freak out if i get a tattoo ok-”
  • “excuse me i’m pretty sure it’s only because you’re scared of needles-” 
  • “w-wha-WHAT?! NO!!!! i-uh-i’m not scared of needles where did you get that idea-GET THAT EVIL THING AWAY FROM ME”
  • alternative terms/nicknames for his partner
  • baby, love, beautiful
  • heyyyyyy
  • OH MY GOD
  • coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
  • lego (“once we’re combined it’s impossible to separate us!!!!!”)
  • churro  (“they are…… good”)
  • ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  • wooooooooahhhhhhhhhhh
  • (when they’re fighting) dickhead, magneto, fake pocket, SPIDER
  • Nikola Tesla (“underrated and deserved better”)
  • and the shit that happens when they do use the term “partner”
  • “so my partner and i-”
  • “what?! peter i thought we agreed to do the final project together-”
  • “no, ned…. my partner”
  • “oh”
  • again
  • “h-hey may, this is [name], they’re my-my….. *deep breath* my partner”
  • “oh nice to meet you, [name]! so you guys are like, partners in what?”
  • “um……….. in…………… a relationship?”
  • and again
  • *peter introduces his partner to the avengers* “hey guys this is my partner-”
  • “partner? so like your sidekick?”
  • “no actually-”
  • “WHAT DO YOU MEAN SIDE CHICK I’M HIS MAIN BITCH”
  • and of course
  • “do you have a girlfriend?”
  • “nope”
  • “so you have a boyfriend?”
  • “neither”
  • “but you said you’re not single”
  • “mi amigo where do i start”
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#self reblog#alright happy have fun tracking this queue
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