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RenXD

@magica-ren / magica-ren.tumblr.com

chronically online 18+ degenerate who makes fun of sagau or anything else cuz i have no life; RIAMU AND SCARA ARE MY OSHIS
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hey guys….. i miss tag games so i aggressively scrolled through picrew until i found a cute one so HEY @oveloof @dumbificat @abyssalmusician @meidnightrain @floraldresvi @lemonarcade @i23kazu @demonlike-judge-of-fire (no pressure, i’m pretty sure you all said you were fine with being tagged in stuff, if you’re not, just say qwq) + anyone else that wants to join!!

do the picrew here!!

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dumbificat

HI SORRY i’m just now doing this >< here !!

anyone can join but here’s a few tags :: @snobwaffles @who-is-saylynn @realkavehgf @yeul-ha @chaoffee @blue-b3rries @nervocat no pressure ofc !!

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snobwaffles

omg TY FOR THE TAG DUMBI YIPEE!! feels like its been forever since ive done a picrew ANYWAYS HERE!!

no pressure tags..@enigma-the-anomaly @eggsilly @leftdestiny-posts @jingyuansbird @kaeffeinee @venusflwers @who-is-saylynn @ryuryuryuyurboat @faesther @diorlumx @n3r0-1417 @vennnnn-diagram @raingoesboomboom @mondaymelon @anyonewhowantstojoin!! (ps if you want to be added to my picrew taglist feel free to send me an ask WAHOOOO)

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mondaymelon

THANK YOU FOR THE TAG SNOB !! mwah mwah. ily.

no one give me a camera because i can and will take the ugliest shots known to man and use them as blackmail against you so that you will do my bidding like a mindless puppet while i laugh and giggle, holding printed photos that will most certainly cause your social life to crumple at the slightest disperse :D

anyways. the silly™ !!

no pressure tags 🏷️:

Thanks Lonnie.

I'm that one kid that spend her entire wallet to get a drink while also being the kid that f*cks around and find out when in a test (fails in the end).

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magica-ren

its such a shame that there were no darker skin options for me to use… oh well

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there’s NOTHING GOOD IN THE SCARAMOUCHE TAG TO READDDD ARRHHHHGGGFHHHHH I’M GOONG TO BITCH AND WHINE FOR SEVERAL HOURS NOW TO AI I GO

WHY IS EVERYTHING PORN!?!? I JUST WANT SUM THING NEWW!!!!

this is so embarrassing‼️‼️‼️

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Old Habits Die Hard! [1]

Synopsis; In which Scaramouche takes what he’s gotten back for granted.
Warnings; None for now.
Word Count; 654

this is so horribly out of character oh god i’m gonna rewrite this

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there’s NOTHING GOOD IN THE SCARAMOUCHE TAG TO READDDD ARRHHHHGGGFHHHHH I’M GOONG TO BITCH AND WHINE FOR SEVERAL HOURS NOW TO AI I GO

WHY IS EVERYTHING PORN!?!? I JUST WANT SUM THING NEWW!!!!

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celabi

tbh, I feel like I’ve been drifting away from the original scummy scara I made when I first made the au, so I would like to let everyone know that he is a BIG freak. the type of guy you avoid because he’s just… so creepy and weird. like, restraining order, banned in fifty states type of weird.

he will steal a pen you’ve been nibbling on in class, and do all sorts of things to it that you don’t wanna know. like shoving it down his throat or something idk.

he goes through the trash and takes the gun you spat out, and chews it as if he were a man on death row. and at this point he might as well be.

he ‘makes’ you home made lunch. (which is just store brought food he put into a lunch box). awe, so thoughtful, right? NO, he passed out after cumming so much to replace the dressing on your salad.

spits in your drink, so it’s almost like you’re kissing in a way, because his saliva is in your mouth yada yada. he’s so delusional, gosh.

this man jerks off to anything. pictures of you in a bikini. pictures of your panties that he snuck a photo of from under your skirt. hell, he has even fapped it to a post he found on one of your family members facebook where you look like the most ordinary person ever. anything.

he acts like an angel around you, but the moment you turn your back, he has this dark, violent glint in his eyes at anyone who isn’t you.

he STANK. like discord moderator who manages thirty different servers. he plays video games 24/7 and eats only fast food + he lives in his mothers basement so minus points.

his mind is SO dirty too. like you could be complaining about this one girl who has been getting on your nerves recently, and all he can think about is bending you over the table and running his hands all over your body. he thinks of you when he shouldn’t, and in ways he shouldn’t, even before you knew his name.

yeah he’s so sweet, and kisses the ground you walk on. but he also would love nothing more then to knock you up and keep you as his cute little spouse who he can come home and make love to every day.

god and he’s a brat too, don’t get me started. like, throwing tantrums when you decide to sit with someone else at lunch. starting fights with people who so much as look in your general direction (ones that he loses cause he is so small and scrawny). screaming profanities at the professors who separate your seating plans in lectures, and so on.

if you’ve been keeping up with my posts, you’ll know that this man has a literal sex doll replica of you he sleeps with at night. it’s so detailed to the point where there is freckles in the exact same spot they are on your skin. (even some moles and beauty marks that you didn’t even know you had, and god knows how he does).

has a shrine of you in his closet. strands of your hair he has collected. lipgloss and chapstick he has stolen from your bag whilst you weren’t looking. accessories like rings and bracelets. nail polish, all the works. and in the middle of this shrine, in all its glory, is a pair of your underwear that he took while you were in the changing rooms. he prays to it. the holy grail.

he has been dating you in his head the moment he saw you, like, gets a little annoyed when you don’t remember your five month anniversary, but the thing is, you didn’t even know you’re dating at all.

I love him. don’t get me wrong, but he is not the man you want to get involved with, like AT ALL.

go for someone like scummy alhaitham, who has (some) self respect 👍

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magica-ren

god he is so perfect i’m in love with this creepy guy

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Anonymous asked:

the way almost every single time in sagau fics the archons and characters (namely venti and ei, sometimes zhongli) get reduced to complete creator ass kissers like their whole existence revolves around them and only them with absolutely no other trait except to worship the ground the creator walks on??? i kinda cringe every time i see it

and also sometimes they write the character’s obsessions (again, venti most of the time) as borderline sexual assault…? it may just be me reading into it too much but i noticed in several sagau fics how venti/some other characters were written to grope the reader or hang off of them and all kinds of unnecessary touching (and because it’s a reader insert i imagine myself as the reader sometimes and..?? i would definitely hate it if someone did that??) and its just sad cause they’re so terribly ooc without even a warning for AT LEAST unwanted touching

this is from may 26 2022 so i doubt the person that originally made this will see it but THIS IS SO TRUE!! even now a year later, although such stories aren’t as prominent their definitively still there in the sagau community, as the cult au variant has fundamentally changed sagau as we know it!

the venti part i agree with wholeheartedly- i legitimately can’t see venti worshipping the reader at all; i haven’t dived much into his story yet but i know to know that he wouldn’t do that, let alone be a pervert in canon! and i doubt knowing that there’s this apparent all-mighty god watching over everything will change that…

anyway i’m turning anon asks back on so angel anon (the guy that made #Magicaenshutthehellup) feel free to leave as many threats as you’d like!

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nyatistik

house cats in a sparring match

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magica-ren

sounds like a indie underground newgrounds flash game from like… 2003

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i wish my writing is as poetic as vladimir nabokov’s 😭😭😭

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STAINED HANDS

* as if staining his hands with red liquid wasn't enough, kuniuzushi plans to avenge you.

BEFORE READING, this is confusing, has modern swearing, mentions of illness, fantasized images of nobilty, delusional moments, disturbing details, and death.

THIS IS PART TWO, this is part one.

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magica-ren

sobs again

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STAINED HANDS

* see how far kunikuzushi would go for you, who he cherishes.

BEFORE READING, this contains long, modern swearing, illness mentions, fantasized images of nobility, and implied murder.

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magica-ren

sobs

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[ scaramouche / male reader ]

tw : reader has a toxic behavior, i do not condone it. angst… i think. short, kind of—it’s just a brainrot. nsfw. minors, though i do not control what you consume, just read at your own risk—i certainly will not be responsible for you.

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There you are again, coming home from work with some… marks on the side of your neck. Kunikuzushi could feel his chest clench uncomfortably once again. This isn’t the first time, and he’s certain it won’t be the last.

He’s nothing but a mere housewife. Just waiting for you to come home and serve and take care of you like how a servant would to his master. Kuni’s a weak, fragile little thing when you first met him, married him, and until now.

“Hi…” he greeted meekly when you plopped down the couch, and Kuni approached you slowly, an apron tied around the dip of his hips, having just finished cooking dinner. “Um… how was work?”

“Tiring,” was your simple reply, proceeding to lean your head back and close your eyes to the cushions—and Kuni saw more of those hickeys. He fought hard to not let the tears spill from his glassy eyes.

Despite how helpless he is, Kuni already knows you have… someone else. Where would all the hickeys come from? And the condoms on the pocket of your trousers whenever he washes them…

Kunikuzushi managed to steady his voice, “Are you hungry? I just finished cooking dinner…”

“Hm, no,” you replied. “Not hungry. Just tired.”

Yeah, tired fucking your assistant, is what he desired to say, but he knows better than to open his big mouth and risk getting a harsh slap on the face.

“Come here, sweet darling, why don’t you?” you said, spreading your legs. Kuni swore you saw the hesitation in his eyes, and he watched as your face dissipated into an unreadable expression—your gaze darkening.

Nonetheless, Kunikuzushi complied, moving to slowly kneel down, his face in front of the bulging tent of your pants.

“Help me relax, will you? After all, it’s your obligation as my loving wife to comfort me after a long, exhausting day of work.”

You delicately placed a hand under his chin, looking into his alluring, doe-like indigo eyes as it looked up at yours. Kuni felt your thumb trace his soft, flawless cheek, which slowly trailed over to the corner of his mouth, to his pink, plump bottom lip.

“So pretty…” you mumbled. You never cease to give him compliments like this, and when you do, Kuni will always feel his insides turning jelly—no matter what the situation is. “Put that lovely mouth of yours into good use, hm? Is that okay for you, darling?”

Asking whether it’s okay or not is another one of your tactics of manipulating his little brain. Of course, what has he to do? If he refuses, he’d have to meet your wrath. You will pound him into oblivion, fuck him until he’s pliant and docile again, until he can’t walk—

Kunikuzushi wonders how it got to this. When you two had just began dating, you were so, so, so sweet, and it was the reason he fell deeply in love with you. He could feel you deeply in love with him, too. And then a several more years passed, you proposed to him after your first sex together. He remembered crying tears of joy, clinging onto you tightly after you put the ring on his finger.

The first years of your marriage had been pleasant he couldn’t ask for more.

But he should’ve known everything is bound to change. Ever since that pesky person had been promoted as your assistant… everything changed.

Kunikuzushi remembered when he first stepped foot in your company as your spouse. There’s this one employee of yours who will always wear provoking clothes, bring you coffees, send a seductive wink and smile, with their hips swaying as they walk out of your office—Kuni can’t help but feel insecure.

He wondered if you found them more pretty than he is, if you will replace him with them. When he voiced out his concerns one night, as you two laid naked under the covers, you reassured him: “Oh, come on. If I am to replace you, I wouldn’t have had sex with you.” And you had said it so carelessly and casually he can’t help but clench his hand into a fist, clutching the blanket.

A couple of days later, you began coming home with hickeys on your throat that Kuni certainly didn’t give you. You’d also just ignore his existence and just proceed going into your shared bedroom and sleep—you will only acknowledge him when you need relief; his body.

Like right now.

Kuni let the first tear spill from his eye when he felt your fat cockhead hit the back of his throat. No matter how many times he had taken you in his mouth, he will never not gag around your long, and huge monstrosity of a cock, and you’re just halfway in his mouth! He wrapped his small hands on the few more inches he couldn’t accommodate, drool sliding down your shaft.

How did it come to this? Kunikuzushi thinks. He’s more of a sex slave than a housewife now. Tears spilled, he doesn’t know if it was because of the asphyxiation of your cock blocking his airways, or because of the thought that, right now, at this moment, he’s nothing more but a mere slut giving you the relief you needed.

Kuni felt like a cheap whore, his whole pride and dignity eaten away. He should feel good that he’s making you feel good, but why isn’t he? Why does he feel like this isn’t enough?

He misses your kisses, your hugs, your sweet words of affirmation.

Kuni cried with a heavy heart when you released in his mouth, some of it dripping down his chin.

And he cried as you stand up and leave him kneeling on the ground, not even sparing him a single glance.

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magica-ren

BRO READER NEEDS TO GET WHAT HE DESERVES 👿👿👿👿👿 /srs

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