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the weird one

@hisalways0418

I'm weird and I like music
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nyctosaurid

are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?

when supernatural began airing:

tumblr wouldnt exist for another two years

bush was still president

lost hadn’t aired its second season yet

youtube wasnt even a year old

the #1 song was kanye west - gold digger

ariana grande was 12

taylor swift wasn’t famous yet

paris hilton was at the height of her fame, kim k was not famous yet

jesus christ

all I can say is they’re doing a pretty shitty job of saving the world

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"You cry a lot cause you're a cancer"

No, I cry a lot because I'm an emotionally unstable ball of depression and anxiety.

Fuck off, Susan.

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fartgallery

just discovered a neat trick. if you make brownies but dont cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate 1 brownie

do not do this

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i’m a simple man

i see my dog

i kiss him

1 reblog = 1 kiss for 1 good boy

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netherstray

ONE HUNDRED TWELVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED EIGHTY EIGHT KISSES FOR GOOD BOY

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Reblog this fat happy boy for a good night sleep tonight

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workhard3r

Nothing bad happens if you don’t! Just a cute good luck charm

He brings no harm, only good fortune and good dreams

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Check out what I'm selling on letgo! https://letgo.onelink.me/O2PG/36b362c2

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fluidpuck

Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

Fuck you

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If people on deserted islands didn’t clean their “help” signs before they leave, A rescue would land and look for hours for someone that’s no longer there.

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Edward, to Bella: you’re the reason I have something to fight for. a family.

the Cullens, who put up with his emo ass for over a hundred years: damn, fuck us I guess

This has the same energy as Edward saying he’s never seen a vampire control their thirst for blood as well as Bella does, when Carlisle’s been flexing his impeccable control for centuries

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artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

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zsnes

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

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The Houses as Literary Quotes

Gryffindor: "It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are." -E.E.Cummings
Ravenclaw: "I am certain of nothing but of the holiness of the heart's affections and the truth of the imagination." -John Keats
Hufflepuff: "Where there is great love there are always miracles." -Willa Cather
Slytherin: “Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing there is a field. I’ll meet you there.” - Rumi
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team-flannel

Contrast- the state of being strikingly different from something else, typically something in juxtaposition or close association

In this photograph the brightness of the leaf creates contrast against the dark dullness of wood

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team-flannel

Contrast- the state of being strikingly different from something else, typically something in juxtaposition or close association

In this photograph the brightness of the leaf creates contrast against the dark dullness of wood

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