if i didn’t know about either of these characters and u asked me to pick which one is the vampire and which one is the rich playboy i don’t think i would answer correctly

that's the rich fab gay auntie that always takes you shopping and treats you to spa and mani pedi dates. i adore her <3

she's almost always on holiday, and comes back with cute trinkets she found at an antique shop in whatever part of the world she flew off to

2010-2011 pop was literally. katy perry doing that weird like candyland fantasy. nicki minaj queen of rap. LMFAO said 'male stripper rights'. rihanna giving sexy but make it tragic. pitbull releasing the soundtrack for like all-inclusive resort holidays to spain. ke$ha giving representation for girls who get too drunk to take their makeup off. lady gaga ended homophobia. and the cast of glee undoing all that hard work. justin bieber becoming to preteen girls what the beatles used to be for women in the 60s. 3oh!3 invented obnoxiouscore. jaaaaason deruulooo. we no speak americano

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

Please get this off my dashboard right now immediately

this is the best post on this website

this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤

FIC REC MASTERPOST: Below you’ll find links to all fic recs that have been made so far.

📕 ABO

📕 ABO Part II

📕 Actor

📕 Angst

📕 Autumn

📕 Bakery

📕 Big Bang 2018

📕 Canon 

📕 Childhood Friends

📕 Coffee Shop

📕 Doctor 

📕 Enemies to Lovers

📕 Established Relationship

📕 Exes to Lovers

📕 Fake Relationship

📕 Famous/Non-Famous

📕 Famous/Non-Famous II

📕 Fantasy

📕 Fashion

📕 Florist

📕 Fluff

📕 Friends to Lovers

📕 Girl Direction

📕 Halloween

📕 Halloween Part II

📕 High School 

📕 Historical 

📕 Historical Part II

📕 Holiday

📕 Holiday Part II

📕 Holiday Part III

📕 Hogwarts

📕 Marcel

📕 Movie/TV

📕 Movie/TV Part II

📕 Mpreg

📕 New Classics

📕 One Night Stand

📕 Parent

📕 Pet

📕 Roommates

📕 Royal

📕 Royal Part II

📕 Slow Burn

📕 Soulmates

📕 Sports

📕 Summer

📕 Teacher

📕 Travel

📕 University

📕 Valentine

📕 Valentine Part II

*updated October 2020*

casual fan? no sorry i only know how to invest my whole livelihood into something and spend every waking moment thinking about said thing

literally how can you hate this masterpiece 

I’d take health care and no children in cages if it meant, like, fewer kinds of apple juice to choose from, idk.

Because this version of the post doesn’t have it: HE IS IN A RESTAURANT SUPPLY STORE. It’s not even SUPPOSED to have a fucktillion name brands!

I guess we'll be saying Breonna Taylor's name forever. So fucking be it.

Latest update: The fucking cops tried to offer her ex boyfriend a plea deal - AFTER HER MURDER - that involved him naming her as an accomplice or somehow involved in his crimes. He refused, of course.

They literally will not stop being dirty. They did this to justify killing her. What WILL they come up with next???

Source via twitter for anyone that needs it

transsexualtransylvania:

What’s going to make you happy right now? Is it some cake? Is it a nap? Is it calling your mom? Is it going on a drive and blasting music? Is it taking a bath? Is it reading a book?

Check in with yourself because you deserve that happiness, whatever it is.

I use this with my hospice patients a lot. Because "is there anything I can do to help?" rarely gets a response. But, "I'll be here till 6:30 and would like to do one thing to make your room more comfortable before I head out" frequently does get an answer. Often something they deem "too small to bug anyone with" like closing the blinds so there's no reflection on the tv, or repositioning their socks because the heels have wandered into the front and are uncomfortable, or they want ice cream before dinner today, or getting an extra blanket.

I also use this on myself. What's one thing I could do to make my environment more comfortable right now? Does it cure my mental illness? Hell no! Does it make me feel more in control of my feelings and the world around me? You betcha!

i just saw some truly stupid tags on a political post from someone in this fandom so i would just like to say: if you call all protests ‘riots’, block ME. if you believe that racial tensions in this country can be solved solely through legal, civil discourse, block ME. if you think that any kind of property is more valuable than human lives, BLOCK ME. i want you as far away from me as possible

you can’t watch this and still think they are not in love. i don’t care what you think. fight me. no. one. will. ever. look. at. me. like. this.

This is so relatable, I’m dying.

LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK