This is literally my fourth or fifth time reblogging this.

It’s still hillarious.

One of my favorite lines

I kinda feel like the writers wrote this line specifically to drive the kind of fans who want to figure out how sci-fi tech would theoretically work crazy. They’re like “nope! We’re not going to give you any techno babble to tear apart or investigate or mull over to tell us how we’re doing it wrong, or how it compares in effectiveness to similar tech in other franchises.”

I also feel like this is one of those times when the TARDIS’s translation circuit just gave the fuck up. Like the ‘physics physics physics’ scene, where he is imparting secrets of the universe and the TARDIS is like THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR THIS IN ENGLISH DAMN IT DOCTOR OH HELL FUCK IT.

OH MY GODS she TOTALLY edits his speech. I be he actually swears a fuckton but the TARDIS is like THERE ARE CHILDREN

I’M LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 DAYS OMFG STOP

omfg its back

@enscenic @theleeallure @zanydanger

Photographic

Content warning/guarantee: body issues? Someone took some photos of me this week that actually made me feel like I didn't look off, which is a rarity.

I assume everyone walking the planet has some version of "I don't like how I look." Maybe it's the mirror, maybe it's how others look or act, i certainly do feel a little weird about how on a Southwest flight when I have a pretty good seat in a decent row with empty seats next to me, and "the plane is full, just take a seat" message comes on, people just keep walking past me and it's usually last to fill. (Not the worst thing, but you can't help but take that sort of thing personally, nor when a co-worker sends you a picture of some weird lookin' person hunched over looking at a screen at a con and says "this looks just like you" and you look at it and go "Oh dear God it does look just like me." )

There are not a lot of pictures of me out there, in this or my other identities, and this is a big reason why. I don't like people commenting on how I look, because it's never particularly pleasant.* It's rarely "Hey you look nice today," it's usually "You look just like this dorky person" and I don't know what you're supposed to say to that other than an annoyed "Thank you?" with your best hate stare and move on.

I usually say "no" if someone asks to take a picture because you can see how people see you immediately and it's rarely flattering. But when it is, it's memorable. A few months ago it dawned on me that there was one time like 20 years ago someone shot some video of me doing my thing when we were still in school, and did not make me feel stupid. I'm sure I looked goofy and acted goofy, but at least it seemed accurate to what I was out doing in the pictures. I recently sent a note to the person indicating "Hey, I came to this realization, thank you for not making me look or feel like a chump." You'd be surprised how many people have taken a picture at a thing, and I look stupid in it, and then they come up to show me and say "LOL" and I awkwardly have to say "So maybe don't post that?"

After seeing years of school photos, yearbook pictures, candids, and so on, it's nice to go from "clearly I must have something that makes me look bad on camera" to "Oh apparently a few people 'get it' and I don't feel stupid." This isn't the normal course of events, but it's nice to know I don't hate all photos of me.

I had another extremely rare run-in with someone this past week who asked if I wanted a picture and I was torn between "yes" (because I like this person) and "no" (because of history of not liking how photos and video turn out.) Long story longer, the pictures turned out great this week and I don't feel like it made me look stupid. I'd go out of my way and say it looks like they actually didn't show things I felt looked bad, too, which I guess is why photographers in kink communities are such a highly valued thing. It's a pretty vulnerable place to be, so making sure someone doesn't look or feel like an idiot is tough to do and photographers that can pull it off deserve a medal.

@theleeallure @enscenic @hypnokittencalico @lizzidoll @zanydanger @h-sleepingirl

an underrated kink is corruption. i want to make you worse. i love to coax it all out of you and make you admit how hot you really think it is. don’t worry, no one’s going to find out. no one’s going to judge you. it’s okay, you don’t have to fight it anymore. just let it get to you. you need this.

NEEHU8 or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Tying Fayvie. (Sunday Night Scene Log)

Please keep in mind this is my memory of it, as memory can often be fictionalized - note that. 

@fayvie had asked me prior to the convention if I would be willing to tie her. I loved playing with this wonderful human, it was her first time in rope and I think it really suits her. We chose to go for a more sensual route. 

I have always wanted to meet Fayvie but we missed each other by a minute. I’m really happy she has come back to the more in-person hypnosis scene. I feel her sense of humor and mine go well together, and I was super happy to finally get to play. 

I put the white with green spirals blindfold over her eyes, her raven hair at this point still in a pony-tail. The room was populated with people I adore. I allowed her to find the right headspace with her eyes covered at least initially. I brought my arms around her and helped her shoulders stretch out. She moved very dreamily already, I could feel the intensity building. 

I moved to get a hank of my rope, and allowed it to fall so she would hear/ feel it. I wrapped it around her chest and allowed the rope to tell me where it wanted to go. Knowing certain fundamental skills allows me to play in this way.  After she was tied, I removed the blindfold so she could see a scissoring demo that @h-sleepingirl was showing on @cckitten78 (I would have wanted to see that too!)

I refocused her by removing her pony-tail and then did a slow and deliberate hair- pull induction, allowing her to melt into me and the rope. 

I talked to her about how the rope will start feel like an extension of myself, and all the places it touches will be my safe and deliberate touch. I got very close to her ear and we discussed intensity, I allowed her to modify the feeling of intensity by simply saying a word, and once it got to the best intensity for her she stopped.

I took her then untied lower-arms and brought them to the front, hugging her from behind, encouraging her to sink deeply into the rope more and more. 

I then tied the front part of the tie, and pulled her hair some more, touching her neck and holding her hair back. Behind her and supporting her as she dropped. 

I slowly brought her up and asked if she wanted pictures, and she said she did. The above are the pictures, and she looks so at peace but also so beautiful and regal. These pictures remind me of the way portraits of royals look. 

I untied the rope slowly so Fayvie could feel it move across her body. She loved how the rope left it’s imprint on her skin in parts. We had a bit of aftercare and then she left. 

I really enjoyed playing with you, @fayvie. Thank you for having me help you meet some goals! I can’t wait to hang out again.

PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE CAPTION OR BE GROSS OR YOU WILL BE BLOCKED.

I’m trying something a little different for my re-caps this time. I’m going to go backwards from the end of the event to the beginning. I also, will likely be more inclined to do different scene logs over the thing-to-thing moment-to-moment type.

Alright, top to bottom now. First off, those pics and everything in them are FUCKING HOT! The lovely @fayvie, @zanythoughts’s rope, the angles of the shots, everything! Secondly, the scene log is just UNF. No matter how much is true, that was incredibly well-written! And lastly, that’s the word I was looking for! Regal! Definitely the best way to describe how Fayvie looks in those last two pics. I’d been looking for the right word since I first saw them. In all honesty, it was absolutely wonderful seeing you two at NEEHU. You are both amazing, beautiful people, and I count myself privileged to have met you. ❤️

Thank you for your beautiful thoughts!!!!

The Shift

I have a new hypnosis audio!

The Shift. That moment where trance just… happens. This recording is designed to play with some metaphors for that idea in a way that will hopefully get you into a delightfully deep trance. There are no lasting suggestions here other than feeling good once the trance is done. There is some snapping, some spiral things, a little bit of fractionation/trance-within-trance, maybe some time dilation; this one is for sure hypnosis for hypnosis people.

As always: your comments and feedback are very much welcome. I make these files for the joy of it, and hearing how people like them is the only thing that really makes me want to make more.

If you like it, tell me. Seriously!

(Also, check out the video on this one! It’s the first time I’ve done a video for one of my files instead of using stock footage.)

Gratuitous reblog? gratuitous reblog! New file! Give a listen, then give me feedback!

And her sister Phthalo Blue, another slam dunk for copper!

THE FIFTH ELEMENT (1997) dir. Luc Besson

3D dorito

THE STRONGEST SHAPE <3

Leash.

I want someone to occasionally just come take my cock out of my pants and play with it. Their intention isn’t sex, or for either of us to cum, they just want to mess with it and feel it harden in their hand.

Scalped and beheaded multiple times

“If a woman is an analogy to you, you’re not ready to be talking to a woman” omg you’re so right bestie

.☝🏻☝🏻

reminder: being ace AND kinky is valid

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.

Grayace and too kinky to date vanilla here

Yep.

Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do

This

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fucking SLAY

oh. shit.

The same goes for putting yourself down.

My favourite musical has a line where the husband vents to his wife about all these negative things he’s thinking about himself. His wife replies, “Can you really know so little about yourself? And can you really think so little of me that you believe I'd marry the man you've described?”

Your friends love you. Don’t belittle their wisdom and intelligence by assuming they’re wrong to do so.

Um. Well. Damn.

@zanythoughts, others, and myself used to host a discussion at various hypno-kink conventions called “Hypnoamory,” where we mulled over some of the emotional, interpersonal, and romantic issues that can arise when exploring a hypno kink or hypnosis fetish with play partners.

We keep saying we should start the discussion up again someday, but in the meantime, here’s our outline from those discussion classes. It doesn’t have concrete answers (Spoiler Alert: there probably aren’t any), but it may help identify some of the common questions and challenges that come up. (Though it’s a couple years old now – if we were to do it again, I’m sure there’s a lot more to add or amend.)

POSSIBLE DISCUSSION TOPICS:

 1) Does erotic hypnosis (EH) play change, intensify, or accelerate romantic feelings, attachments, and relationships? More so than a “vanilla” relationship?

       What if you factor in:

 ·       D/s play

·       Service-oriented relationship

·       The excitement of exploring a new kink

·       The excitement of finding a kink play partner

·       Emotional and/or erotic dependence

·       Differences between Eroticism / Sexual desire / Connection or Rapport / Platonic Love / Romantic Love

 2) What unique challenges arise when one, both, or more EH play partners have little or no previous experience in kink relationships? In polyamorous relationships?

 ·       Handling jealousy between multiple subjects and/or subs? Between multiple hypnotists and/or tops?

·       Dealing with imbalances in the nature or depth of the play partners’ feelings

 3) Any experience or advice on how to best approach new EH explorations when there is an existing significant other or partner involved who is not kinky or is not interested in EH?

 ·       Balancing long-term, established non-kink relationships with an individual’s desire to explore EH

·       Setting, respecting, and minding limits and boundaries

·       Can emotions be expected to stay within boundaries or follow rules?

 4) What special care or considerations should subjects and hypnotists take into account with EH play?

 ·       What is it about trancing that suggests longer-term obedience, attachment, exclusivity, or even addiction?

·       How does the dynamic shift if there is a financial element involved? For example, professional hypno dom(me)s or a fin-dom(me)?

 5) What different emotional dynamics are at work for the hypnotist?

 ·       Does the hypnotist have any unique or extra responsibilities?

·       Are there scenarios in which an erotic hypnotist should actively avoid emotional attachment to the subject?

·       Choice of language (addictive, dependent, exclusive)

·       Intentional or unintentional misuse of power exchange and how to respond

·       Responsibilities (removal of or time-limitations on suggestions, safeties if relationship ends)

 6) What different emotional dynamics are at work for the hypnotic subject?

 ·       Does the subject have any unique or extra responsibilities?

·       Are there scenarios in which the hypnotic subject should actively avoid emotional attachment to the hypnotist?

·       In communicating to the hypnotist crucial information about existing relationships and feelings?

·       Safeties if relationship ends

·       How the hypnotist’s language style affects them and communicating modifications

·       Aftercare required or desired (from either side of the watch)

 7) Are there differences if an EH romantic (or non-romantic) relationship occurs online, long-distance, or in person?

The formatting got weird here but- this was absolutely a class I could have very much used when I joined the community. I would love to hear further thoughts from either/both of you or anyone else! (Also shout out to Seb for only briefly using the soul-shattering, twisted-abortion-of-a word “hypno” once here. :p )

Anon- @linnybeenaughty found this old class outline from @sebsteerpike and @zanydanger that might clarify different questions that may come up with hypnoamory. I hope this is helpful! :) Write me back and let me know more about what’s going on! :)