DARK, THRILLING, AND/OR CRIMINAL SENTENCE STARTERS. [PT1] [PT2]

• “I’m scared.”
• “Are you hurt?”
• “Are you scared?”
• “Is this even legal?”
• “Just trust me.”
• “We’re locked in!”
• “I know what I’m doing.”
• “It’s too dark in here.”
• “Why are we here?”
• “They have a gun…”
• “They have a knife…”
• “Grab what you need, and let’s go.”
• “Be quiet. Don’t let them see you.”
• “Choose your victim.”
• “We don’t have to do this.”
• “They’re coming for us.”
• “How do you know how to do that?”
• “What the fuck are you doing in here?”
• “We’re getting out of here unseen.”
• “Something moved over there.”
• “Do you have the stuff?”
• “So, what’s the plan?”
• “It’s not safe here.”
• “This is your fault.”
• “We’ve gotta go. Now.”
• “Hey, how drunk are you?”
• “Hey, how high are you?”
• “Is that… a dead body?”
• “We’re not alone in here…”
• “What do you need me to do?”
• “It’s not safe here, you should go.”
• “I can’t believe you stole that!”
• “Hey, stay close to me. Got it?”
• “If they catch us, we’re dead.”
• “… There’s no signal out here.”
• “Where’s the money you owe me?”
• “Have you ever done this before?”
• “Did you bring what I asked?”
• “I saw you steal that…”
• “I think I dropped my weapon.”
• “This is the last time I ever do this.”
• “Shit, the cops are coming!”
• “Wait. I think I heard footsteps.”
• “We shouldn’t be doing this.”
• “The cops are looking for us.”
• “What the fuck is that?!”
• “You’re gonna get hurt.”
• “Next time, I’ll kill you.”
• “It’s my first time doing this.”
• “You’re gonna get us caught.”
• “You seriously got high without me?”
• “You seriously got drunk without me?”
• “I’m never doing this with you again.”
• “How’d you get all this money?”
• “What are you doing out here?”
• “What if something goes wrong?”
• “I have a bad feeling about this.”
• “I’ve never gotten high before…”
• “I’ve never gotten drunk before…”
• “What the fuck did you do now?”
• “Let’s go and do something bad.”
• “Whatever it was, it wasn’t human.”
• “So are we getting high, or what?”
• “I’ll kill the asshole that did this to you.”
• “It seems like you’ve done this before.”
• “I have to be honest… this car is stolen.”
• “What do you mean this isn’t your car?!”
• “I shouldn’t have let you talk me into this.”
• “What do you mean this isn’t your house?!”
• “That’s… a lot of drugs you’ve got there.”
• “Please tell me you brought a weapon with you.”
• “We don’t have to do this, we can turn around.”
• “How much time will they give us if we get caught?”
• “Watch the door for me? I’ll be out in five minutes.”
• “Maybe it’s the drugs, but I swear I heard someone…”
• “This is literally the worst fucking time to hurt your leg!”
• “Are you about to go do something illegal? Count me in.”
• “The engine is dead and we’re in the middle of nowhere. Fucking great.”

• Hooray, the toast is stuck. Danger here I come!
• Ruining people’s lives? It happens to me all the time.
• I thought I was your best friend?
• I will not be ignored!
• Some people have no moral compass.
• Let me tell you how I went from man to cat in one dumb move!
• I gotta stop laughing or milk’s gonna come out my nose!
• Curse my sarcastic nature!
• I never knew working with numbers could be so sensual!
• And let me give a big warm welcome to sadness.
• I have lighted the fuse. Now I just have to wait for the kapowie! Muahahaha!
• Let’s destroy everything that’s dear to him! Let’s indoctrinate him into the cathedral of agony.
• We’re back to getting beaten up here…
• Well, needless to say ‘uh-oh spaghettio’s’
• First you kill the tree, then you humiliate it!
• I urge you to accept me as your leader.
• It says here you’re a bitch!
• Sometimes I just like to hear myself talk.
• I wasn’t always the stud muffin I am today
• I dreamt I was out of food!
• [Evil laughter]

• “Where did you get that bruise?” 
• “Stop biting!” 
• “You BIT ME!” 
• “OUCH! What was THAT for?!” 
• “Oh… oh no… that’s not clotting…” 
• “That bite on your neck… it’s not natural.” 
• “Is that a hickey or did someone try to tear your throat out with their teeth?” 
• “Sit still! I’m trying to help!” 
• “I’m going to have to push those arrows out.” 
• “If you don’t stop squirming I’m going to pull an artery than the bullet.” 
• “Who did this to you?” 
• “You’re going to have to set my shoulder.” 
• “Well that’s definitely dislocated.” 
• “How are you still alive?” 
• “One of these days you’re going to wind up dead.” 
• “My nose’s broken.” 
• “Pinch it and lean forward.” 
• “Hold it above your heart, that’s it.” 
• “I’m going to have to pull it out.” 
• “That’s a stab wound don’t fucking lie to me.” 
• “The dagger’s still in me.” 
• “Oh god… oh god get it out of me!” 
• “If you don’t stop, I’ll slit your throat.” 
• “Just kill me already!” 
• “Haven’t you had enough?” 
• “What can I say? I’m a glutton for punishment.” 
• “I need…. bandages…” 
• “Something definitely snapped.” 
• “You…you should see the other guy…” 
• “Don’t make me laugh…it hurts…” 
• “This is only the beginning of what I’ll do to you.” 
• “Back for round two, huh?” 
• 🔪 +Add your own 

Or send “just angst me up” and I’ll use a random generator. ( tw: abuse, tw: death, tw: terminal illness )

• ♥: my muse fatally injures yours
• ♡: your muse fatally injures mine
• ▲: my muse’s dying words as yours holds them
• △: my muse’s reaction to holding your dying muse
• ★: my muse breaks a promise
• ☆: my muse’s reaction to yours breaking a promise
• ✦: my muse reveals they are terminally ill
• ✧: my muse’s reaction to yours being terminally ill
• ✿: my muse hits yours out of anger
• ❀: my muse’s reaction to yours hitting them out of anger

• A gentle brush against fingers.
• A head pat.
• A short shoulder rub.
• Leaning into their side.
• Joining them in silence.
• A quick hug from the side.
• Sitting with them.
• Bringing them a drink.
• Bringing them food.
• A hug from behind.
• Stroking their hand.
• A slight nudge of the elbow.
• The lightest ‘boop’ on the nose.
• A head to head touch.
• A quiet evening walk.
• Sharing a meal.
• One resting on the other.
• Giving them their coat.
• Handing them a small gift.
• A comforting smile.
• Making space for them to sit.
• A soft brush against the face.
• A quiet kiss.
• A comforting hug from the front.
• Sharing a nap.