14 — The Understanding

as someone who got 2 concussions this year and inhaled toxic substances at the workplace i can confidently inform you all that all characters in the star wars prequels are absolved of stupidity. they're all dumb as a box of rocks but its not their fault that no one made them wear helmets in wartime. the introduction of SPOSHA (space OSHA) would reduce incidences of darth vader creation by at least one i just know it

"anakin shouldn't have done that" he was huffing space gasoline at age 7 literally what did you expect. "obi-wan shouldn't have done that" he literally goes through a window face first in episode 2. "padme shouldn't have done that" she's had a career since she was 10

OVER 20? i thought that shit was at 14 god's honest truth. which is bad enough but WORSE? holy shit. you could fucking fly a jet plane through the holes in his brain, legend has it if you get a brain scan on that man the scarring on his frontal lobe spells out 'HELP.' fucking 20+? that live fast die young ass motherfucker. born with a job, broke both legs by 6, death NASCAR career by 9, logged his first kill at 11, married at 19, 20+ workplace electrocutions by 22. installs his first authoritarian government by 22. overachieving but in all the wrong fields only. i mean 20+? that man hasn't walked in a straight line in years. holy fuck man. 20+? yeeeeeeeeeeesh. holy shit. fuck

i've crunched the numbers and analyzed the situations man and i tell you i ran this in the most favorable of conditions. assuming this boy turned 19 literally 5 minutes before AOTC picks up and Space Years can be substituted by our years, and by '20+' we mean 21, this dude gets electrocuted every 7.4 weeks. dude...... like bro. like man.

HEY SO IT WASN'T FAVORABLE CONDITIONS APPARENTLY IT WAS FUCKING 30 TIMES FOR A RATE OF 1 ELECTROCUTION EVERY 5 WEEKS HAHAHAHAHAHA

@daimyosprincess @kimiheartblade @sleepingsun501 yeah.

Clone helmets, anyone?

(i love the folks deciphering the text <3)

Captain Rex in real life would be like that

Temura Morrison It's perfect 🥰

OMG HE'S SO HOT ASHALJSLSHSLJDKDJFJ

I think about this pic every fucking day dude.

Like that’s Rex 😭 happy and smiling and so handsome you want to fucking cry. Ultimate boyfriend/husband 🥺🥰

I can't get over how beautiful he is when he smiles

Trooper wallpapers for your enjoyment 🧡💙🩵

There are a lot of things i messed up while making this, a lot of weird issues i encountered but couldn't fix, but someone already said i'm yapping way too much when i talk about my work, so i'm just gonna shut up lol. And enjoy, next one on the list is Captain Tukk 💙🪶 (there's no teal heart emoji so just imagine) I also just had to sneak in the sassiness™. I mean... woudn't you?

Here's one for Tech

Here's one for Hunter

Here's one for Rex

Here's one for Echo

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at ease, boys.

@swsource​ star wars week: day 5 – don't make me nickname you clones & chosen names

from now on only people who love and appreciate the prequels are allowed to make fun of them. dont even Mention sand if u wouldn’t die for star wars episode II attack of the clones (2002)

Fox doesn't have friends of the traditional sort, what he has are a bunch of Meatheads of various ages and species that he meets up with on a bi-weekly basis at the local Galaxy Fitness (planet fitness in star wars) gym and all they do is silently lift weights in a tight circle without making eye contact. they don't even spot each other. one guy coughed after drinking his water and he was nearly thrown from the group.

Hey, can y’all rb this if it’s okay to send you messages asking about your ocs, cause on god I wanna interact with y’all but I am terrified of being annoying lol

I love the fact that clone force 99 delayed the resurrection of palpatine by decades. I love the fact that clones were the ones to foil Palpatine’s grandest plan. I love that that is the legacy of clone force 99.

anakin gets adopted by nice togruta mommy club who think he is a single mother

Sibling reunion, yay!

Fun fact! Boba was originally supposed to be Din and this was supposed to be a parody of that Princess Mononoke meme until @nightfall-1409 suggested that Omega was aiming at Boba, and I liked their idea better.

Something something, Omega being able to kick Boba's ass living rent free in my head

mandatory pre-mission hugs from the papa batch (ಥ﹏ಥ)