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MCU Incorrect Quotes

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Because the rest of Phase 4 continues to be iffy, but No Way Home didn't let me down.
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New Year, New Vigor, Same Blog, Same Me

HELLO, my amazing fellow MCU fans, and a Happy New Year to you all!

What? She only took four months to re-emerge this time? That's gotta be some sort of record. XD

That said, per my usual, I really do want to apologize for my absence. I always feel bad when I leave you guys hanging for so long, and despite my busy schedule, there's really no reason I can't take a couple of minutes in the morning and at night to post an incorrect quote or two.

With that said, and with a new year beginning, I've decided that one of my New Year's resolutions is to continue to remind myself that I am, in fact, a content creator, and I do, in fact, have several thousand followers on this blog, and I do, in fact, like writing incorrect quotes, and I do, in fact, have the capability to keep up with all of the above!

So this is me, making a new promise to hopefully not abandon you anymore! I hope you all are still around, and please, don't be afraid to start bugging me if I decide not to stick to my promise, because I really do want to keep up with you guys, hear what you have to say, and hopefully keep you smiling and laughing (and MAYBE occasionally crying) with moments from our favorite MCU characters.

Happy New Year to every single one of you! I look forward to chatting with all of you again. It's been a bit, and I've missed you.

Here's to a new us! :)

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Steve: You really put everything aside and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Nat: Several traffic violations. Clint: Three counts of resisting arrest.  Thor: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Tony: Also, that’s not our car. Bruce: I have never been so terrified in my life.

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Tony: I’m so tired I could eat a horse. Peter: I identify as a horse and this offends me. Harley: I identify as offends and this horses me. Morgan: I offend horses identify me. Pepper: Hold on.  Pepper: *turns to Tony* Why would you eat a horse if you were tired?

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Tony: Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision. Steve: … Steve: No. Bruce: I mean, he’s technically not wrong. 

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Steve: Carrots are not good for your eyes. That's a rumor the British made up to hide their new radar from the Germans.

Tony:

Bruce:

Steve: ... you know carrots won't help you see in the dark, right? That's a myth. From the 40s.

Steve:

Steve: is it really still around???

OMG this is a perfect addition! Thank you for this, and for your historical accuracy!

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