@hibou-wu / hibou-wu.tumblr.com
Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.
Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.
really big fan of how deaths head hawkmoths look like they have pecs + abs
Someone told me Acherontia atropos has an 8 pack. That Acherontia atropos is shredded.
This is so pure 😍 #LoveYourself
Idk who this is but I love them
Embroidered lesbians.
abusive mothers get away with so much shit bc society wants to see them as beautiful angels… and kids who speak up are seen as lying brats….. i don’t want to snap again. i’m not gonna snap again
I’ll snap for you
thank you for snapping!!! you are right and you should say it!!!!
Colophon: a statement at the end of a book containing the scribe or owner’s name, date of completion, or bitching about how hard it is to write a book in the dark ages
what does oh d fuckin abbot even MEAN
an abbot is the head of a monastery so it just means “fuck my boss” basically, an abbreviation of “O damned fuckin Abbot”. this is what it looks like:
Brasenose College MS 7, f.62v
Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!
This sweet pink pidge on my windowsill was STICKING IT’S TONGUE OUT TO CATCH LITTLE SNOWFLAKES!!!
I don’t think i got close enough so you can see it, but here’s the video anyway. It was flicking it’s tongue in and out like a lizard.
Goldfish and Heart Art Print available at the webstore.
is it beef?
We were so worried about the robots waging war on us, we didn’t even consider them waging war on each other.
today i finally put together a “book” that one of my classes wrote together last year and felt it was necessary to bring back this classic not-at-all-prompted contribution from a then 7 year old: “I got stuck in a castle. I was in its jail. They did not feeded me all I had was a porta potty. I was in jail because I didn’t even know there were taxes there. Except I lied. I read a lot about England and I decided I did not want to pay taxes.”
please appreciate that this child was free to write about literally whatever she could imagine about herself time traveling and she wrote about being jailed for tax evasion in the middle ages
This picture is titled “Pumpkin screams at floating moss ball”
nothing can inhibit his rage
Photography: freshwater shrimp by Sharnbrook shrimp
I want all of them in my tank
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Saw this in the book I’m reading and immediately thought of @bunjywunjy ’s icon, oh mah lawd
“AAAAAAAAA”
that pic is from macaulay culkin impressions night at my local seaweed bar, I won 43rd place and was asked please not to come back
