[call me by blondie playing] THE STEVE HARRINGTON BABYSITTING SERVICE

I just had a really funny thought. Can you imagine if BTR was still going on today but they were dealing with modern problems? And everything still happens the same. Like Kendall is just chilling but then like the power shuts off and someone comes in and just goes “You forgot to pay the electricity bill” and Kendal just turn to the camera and you just hear ‘Ah ah ah ooooo’ and the opening credits play

'kids these days have it easy' thats the point thats the point thats the whole point we're here to make it better for whoever comes after you sad selfish self absorbed puddle of wank

Drops of Jupiter

You die and appear in an endless ghost town, and no one can be seen anywhere, only you and some animals wandering around. One day, you meet God– and he tells you you’re the only person in Heaven.

On October 17, though it was well past the children’s bedtime, Jack was waiting with both Caroline and John F. Kennedy Jr. When Jackie’s plane landed at National Airport. He let go of their hands and both children ran as fast as they could toward the plane. Caroline dashed up the steps to hug and kiss her mother, while John was in such a hurry that his little legs gave out and he had to half-crawl the rest of the way. When the president reached the cabin door, Jackie stepped back just enough so that press gathered below saw only her white gloves hand reach round his neck and pull him to her.

me every month: has my period AGAIN 

me every month: 

Welllllllllllllll periods suck(trust me, I was emotionally close with a woman, in fact close enough to feel her goddamn periods. Fuck I fucking hated it, men, don’t get that attached. Be supportive, feed her ice cream and whatever else she asks for, but don’t get attached enough to feel them. It’s not worth it.

Anyway, I hate to be callous but that’s just your body telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. Of course birth control also makes them not as bad, depending on what kind. Of course you find out that there’s more kinds of birth control than there are types of oil, which is a pain. There are more period blood containment things(yes, tht includes tampons, pads, cups, etc.) than there are types of oil according to my dad who actually knows his shit about the oil,saying there’s like 4 types.(Yes, talking about motor oil here)

So ladies, find what’s right for you. Ask a doctor. Test some different period things out. It’s for your own good

What the FUCK are you talking about

I thought I couldn’t fucking read for a minute

What

Did. This guy just. Assume women didnt. Know that. Did he just mansplain periods

Did he imply that he could actually feel someone else’s period??¿¿?

MOTOR OIL??????

i said whoever burned the library of alexandria you’re moms a hoe

Y’all, I ain’t never seen a whole Star Wars film, but Mark Hamill? Is an actual Fucking Saint™️.

This, this is why I love Mark Hamill. It’s one of the many reasons.