Giraffe Flavored

I finally got around to finishing this doodle? Line art? Madness? After having it taped to my wall for months unfinished.

And progression pics below.

They put the Minotaur in that

dark city planner show me the forbidden metro

peace and love on planet earth

yeah man let me smoke the fucking dog poo j. let me get a hit of the fucking sidewalk puddle swisher. get fucking real

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

I’m confused, what is left…

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

You really forgot your whole brain.

she read this post with her pussy

I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.

My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love

just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO

he said yes

this man is twisted. Sick .

I think there's a lot of things you don't like because you don't like the commercially available version. Like Raisins. You go to the store and buy some of those raisins in the little cardboard box, right? and they taste nasty. But if you ever get the chance to eat a fresh sundried raisin, from a real farm and not a factory full of dirt, and it's like 40 different flavors, with notes and waves of different flavor rolling across your tongue. You still will say you don't like raisins, because if someone gets you raisins, its gonna be those dried up bullshit raisins, but every now and again, you'll get a little bag of fresh raisins from a farm named "Sunshine Ranch" or something, and they'll be an experience you never forget. (I had some really good raisins from a farmers market)

Generally speaking, if you think you don't like a food, this of these things first:

Did you last try it as a child/teen? Our taste buds change significantly as we age

Did you only ever try it once? It might have been prepared poorly. It might have been out of date. It might have been out of season. People don't think of that last one especially.

Did you only try it one way, from one brand? Just like OP said, wow you don't like shitty store-bought brands of stuff? Fucking SHOCKING. Also, are you sure you ate it correctly? Or did you shove a spoonful of caviar into your mouth with a metal spoon and wonder why it tastes like shit. Garlic is wonderful, but not if you eat a whole raw clove.

Continually try things in different ways as you get older. I know for a fact I dislike cooked peppers. They taste like ear wax and make everything they're IN taste like ear wax. I have eaten peppers cooked into dozens of things. Still actively dislike them. You CAN dislike things, but make sure that you're actually making decisions off experience, not a one time thing. Otherwise you're probably missing out for no raisin. I mean reason.

I think there's a lot of things you don't like because you don't like the commercially available version. Like Raisins. You go to the store and buy some of those raisins in the little cardboard box, right? and they taste nasty. But if you ever get the chance to eat a fresh sundried raisin, from a real farm and not a factory full of dirt, and it's like 40 different flavors, with notes and waves of different flavor rolling across your tongue. You still will say you don't like raisins, because if someone gets you raisins, its gonna be those dried up bullshit raisins, but every now and again, you'll get a little bag of fresh raisins from a farm named "Sunshine Ranch" or something, and they'll be an experience you never forget. (I had some really good raisins from a farmers market)

in a hotel room very cautiously removing my clothing slowly and constantly looking around the room shifty and scared as fuck anticipating attacks while a beautiful pair of women sitting side by side on the bed in matching lingerie excitedly but restrained with carefully lowered vioices cheer me on. they say Yes thats it thats how sex works! youre doing it right yeah! youve got it keep going! and im finally down to a sports bra and one tube sock when a car alarm putside startles me and i lunge for the empty handgun on the floor and put it in my mouth while they panic and scramble trying to calm me down petting my hair and cooing gently

THIS IS SO FUNNYVJBBVHNBF?????

It took me a while to find with all the porn that pops up, but here’s the rest of it:

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE SECOND PART!!!

once again thinking about this banger

the catholic church just called and said the 7 deadly sins are now gooning, price gouging, FOMO, binge watching, ragebait, mukbangs, and reaction videos with just someone in the corner pointing at the content and nodding along

skeleton of cave bear in Bears Cave, Romania

wonder why it’s called that

This sent me down a massive historical rabbit hole, but, long story short: it’s called Romania because there were once Romans there.